Oh good, I was worried that someone wasn't going to try to be the main character today with all the other bullshit going on. Barely even worth any reply other than unadorned scorn. But for the record, Georgia, Florida, and Texas area all top 20 public universities. 1/

#Wisdom #LifeHacks #Paaaaaawwwwwwwwwwllllllllllll

omg the drama, Kiffin is such a petty little bitch lolololololololol YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE CHAOS EVERYBODY

It’s 1976. Things many American school kids probably don’t know how to do: *secure a tourniquet during an active shooter drill *edit a pdf *share the wifi password *order a burrito taxi on dad’s credit card *avoid lead poisoning from drinking out of the hose *67 bro

You know what? That's fair, if the Braves had won more than 1 championship. And if they'd whipped a team from Florida's ass that entire time.

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Hey, here's a whack-ass trivia question whose answer didn't change last night: Q: Who is the only UGA head coach to ever win more than 1 Sugar Bowl? A:

I haven't read the article yet, but my reaction to the headline is: 1) Winning in any postseason is really hard 2) UGA hasn't had a truly dominant team in either of the last 2 years 3) Yes, the playoff is also a crapshoot 4)(Makes I can't hear you noise, points to nat'l champ trophies in both ears)

Legitimately went to bed and slept like a baby after skeeting this, lol. Looks like we almost got away with it again, but this time the other team made their FG to beat us. Them's the breaks. Good for Ole Miss, now either them or Carson Beck can be the sacrificial lamb to Indiana or Oregon.

So the only team with a bye in the playoffs to *ever* win so far was an Indiana team that was just so much better than Alabama that there was no way they could lose to them. That's a hell of a thing.

Welp, we're the SEC Champions, and can't nobody else say that. Go Dawgs, fuck all y'all, good night.

I don't know enough about x's and o's to know why our offense has suddenly gotten fucked. Do we miss Drew Bobo that much? Is Tolliver having that bad of a game? Maybe! But we're only even 3 points down right now because we got a defensive score. Our first of the season!

Our offense has regressed to the point where we can't win a shootout anymore. Don't know how that happened, but there's a reason we had to win a shootout last time. If the offense sucks, we can't win.

That targeting penalty was still a bunch of fucking bullshit, though.

We needed a fake punt and our QB to destroy his body for the eleventeeth time just to get a field goal. It ain't the night. Welp.

We're smoked. Just fucking done.

UGA 3Q Summary:

Like, I know academically that it's likely we'll find some way to pull this out, but jesus tapdancing christ, y'all.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! (Stockton gets up like nothing happened)

FYI, this is no longer the case. Fuck.

I don't think we're shutting them out this half, we need some damn points

Ugh, this is so stupid.

At least we get the ball first in the second half. Get some points, put the game away.

Rational football experts: You see, you pass the ball to soften up the defense and so what Bobo is doing is .... GEORGIA FANS: RUN THE DAMN BALL BOBO YES LIKE THAT THANK YOU Rational football experts: OK but he will go back to passing because the defense has to be off balance and ... RUN THE DAMN

Just, as a reminder, not fucking targeting for some reason.

UGA 2Q Summary:

CLOCK DON'T LIE MOTHERFUCKERS

That was a clean hit. Vicious, yes. But clean. Bunch of fucking shit

If that's targeting, the rule is bullshit.

Well, that was a waste.

Man, we got a lead, but shit. We still gotta stop these guys.

I scrumpt some screams

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More like Runner Stockton imo

UGA 1Q Summary:

Well, at least they're not calling PI both ways.

It's crazy how much less relative stress I have, knowing we've already won 2 national championships and won the SEC this year, too. Like, of course I'm nervous and want to win, but I'm not about to vomit, and that's progress. #GoDawgs

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Zachariah Branch’s pregame warm-up routine is solid.

I mean, the shock value here is just because of the names. If you look at the resume, Indiana*should* be beating down their opponents here. It's just that their opponents' name is Alabama. Still, very impressive by the Hoosiers. They weren't intimidated by the moment or the venue.

Hoosiers ran it down their throats and then decided "eh, fuck this" and just casually tossed it to the endzone for a TD. They're toying with Alabama.

Indiana done made their ass quit

I mean, that's great and all, Indiana, but is this really any more rewarding than having a 14-0 lead over Bama at halftime and skeeting relentlessly about waiting for the other shoe to drop in the second half?

DeBoer gettin' the ol' Kirby yips on going for 4th down. That's about as stupid a thing as you can do this early.

Oregon scoring there kinda does make the score reflect how dominant they actually were in this game, tbh. 16-0 makes it seem like a close game, and this was not a close game.

Is that 4 turnovers for Texas Tech now? Can't win a game against any good team when you get 4 turnovers, let alone in the playoffs.

My wife just came over and offered me some buckeyes she just made today in honor of them getting devoured last night. This woman is incredible.

Once again, the dreaded first-round bye is coming back to bite every team in the ass. Not feeling the cheesiest about tonight's game.

I mean I gotta be honest Oregon, some very dear friends of mine are Texas Tech fans and I would like them to have this very nice thing that they've literally never experienced before. But I also don't really like rooting against Oregon, and y'all are clearly the better team here.

jfc, Oregon simply refuses to make this a 2-score game. Take the damn points, Dan.