HELL YEAH BORTLES

Indiana won a national championship on Scott Frost Day

This is like Vanderbilt going undefeated and winning a national championship. Except Vandy is a better program, historically, than Indiana.

"We won the national championship at INDIANA UNIVERSITY. It can't be done." - Curt Cignetti, saying what literally every CFB fan is thinking right now.

Indiana went out for Cigs and came back with a national championship.

Y'all, he's our boy. We knew he had it in him.

BECK'D IT

Unquestionably. Indiana has gotten the short end of more bad officiating decisions, both on calls and no-calls.

Yikes, that was a dirty hit, Indiana.

oh now they call a false start in the red zone lol

FUCK

Can't give up a game-clinching INT/pick 6 if you didn't help keep the team in the game up to that point, right Carson?

I would say something about maybe they should guard Malachi Toney, but I know with 100% certainty that my team would not, lol

Can you still tag @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social if the sports is already art?

I'll give Miami this much: literally nobody thought they could do this. Beat A&M on the road, then Ohio State, and then juggernaut Indiana. Nobody. But at a minimum, they've hung with the Hoosiers and made it a neck-and-neck game in the 4th quarter. Credit where it's due to the Canes.

That, uh... that was a false start by the right tackle. So they're not calling false starts or defensive PI. I mean, that's certainly a choice for the national championship game.

SURRENDER COBECK

Holy shit they woulda called turbo-PI on a UGA defender that was doing that shit.

Helluva time to get the yips, Indiana.

I would appreciate Indiana putting this thing away in the 3rd quarter, I gotta get up at 6:30 and drive from Athens to Raleigh in the morning.

Hashtag College Kickers |__|

Every time I hear the Miami kick returner's name, I think of Key & Peele's Lacarpetron Dookmarriott

Huh, just found out that an old college friend of mine is running for Attorney General this year. If you live in GA, vote for Bob, y'all. He'd be the damn best we've had in a long, long time.

All things considered, an excellent spot.

"Nah, no class, I graduated 2 years ago." The U is SO BACK BABY

HE AIN'T LYING TUBBY YOU COULD'VE HAD A STATUE

/stares at Arkansas

This team is constitutionally incapable of beating a non-cupcake team. /Stares at Auburn and Tech

They honored the 1996 Sweet Sixteen team and Tubby Smith at halftime, and idk what all those old people were doing on the floor. I mean, I watched that season as a student, those guys can't be that old.

We've played worse first halves, that's for dang sure.

These last 8 or 9 minutes of the first half might be the worst Blue Cain has played all season so far. Fortunately it hasn't mattered.

Don't know if they're showing this on TV but Calipari is at Brian Kelly levels of rage. You hate to see it

Broke the scoreboard lol

Aight, I'm out y'all. Maybe 'til the NCG on Monday, maybe just until I absentmindedly open up the app for some random purpose before then, who knows? Either way, I'm done with shitty doom right now. I'm going to go hug my kids.

Sure. I mean fuck, we're blowing up everything else about this country, might as well also blow up the thing that's already been blown up once.

Oh, so Boeing is FUCKED fucked. TL;DR: They knew about this exact problem that caused the UPS crash way back in 2011. And not only did they not address it, they specifically said it would not result in a "safety of flight condition." (i.e. a crash.)

Florida throws to Mississippi State for a TD? Yes, I believe I remember that game.

And on Scott Frost Day, too.

Max Verstappen: "You wanna see my ass?"

Oh hey, Mr. Kristen Bell is there, too.

"Wanna see my ass?" - Max Verstappen, participating in the 2026 F1 reveal in a rather unconventional way.

I'm sitting here just looking at my racecar. It's right here in my VR goggles, but you can't see it. It's killer, kick-ass.

Wait, so Red Bull is doing their 2026 launch* at 10:00 PM Eastern Time? Which is (x) in the morning European time? Ok, I have some questions. Mostly the questions are some variation of "why" * - Probably just livery

The best pad thai I've ever had was at a little neighborhood restaurant in Zurich Switzerland.

gm @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social @hardywallbanger.bsky.social @gobigrev.bsky.social et al

JUST LIKE FOOT BALL 👏👏 👏👏👏 wait shit

Welp, didn't shoot for shit, didn't play defense for shit, that's the recipe. Yeah the refs were also shit, but this is the SEC.

Is a 38% FG% bad? Asking for a dwag