gm @texaninnyc.bsky.social

I think I have a new "loudest I've ever heard Sanford Stadium" moment, or at least in the top 2 or 3. That onside kick recovery was insane. It was so loud that it almost just sounded like electrical buzzing or something. It was too loud to comprehend.

Two words. Two simple words, Which express the sentiment of the entire Bulldog Nation. HOW BOUT THEM FUCKIN DAWGS

Honestly, I think Tech gets us this year, so it's good that it won't affect basically anything for us. We're probably in the CFP, as long as we don't play (or don't lose) the SECCG.

UGA 4th quarter summary:

Ok, cool, Go Dawgs! 🐶

Goddamn AND IT WORKED

OH FUCK

UGA 3rd quarter summary:

Guys we need some water bottles to throw on the field

Ok, so we can't pass the ball. But we also can't run the ball. Well balanced offense, yes.

/sits down too calmly /gets too-serious tone Ok, look, I can't be this angry about being up 2 scores on a top 10 team. Help me out here, Dawgs. Let's score.

👀

Well, that ain't it

I mean, our offense could've been better, but so could theirs. Just need to not let up in the second half. And not run it up the middle 2 out of every 3 plays.

UGA 2nd quarter summary:

How do we get that avocado offense back again?

They just showed Hairy Dawg dancing with the Dance Dawgs, and goddamn he was GETTIN IT

UGA first quarter summary:

Well done, timeline.

Wait, we didn't give up a TD on the first drive? I don't understand.

Whew, this crowd is pretty nucking futs. Night games, man.

Good evening specifically to all the Doak Walker Award winners in attendance.

I hope that's just a celebrity thing and not an ominous portend of our night to come.

I hate that Tech keeps hiring coaches that I like. First Paul Johnson, then this dude.

"Why is everybody cheering all of a sudden? There's nothing happening on the field right now." /Checks scores "Ah."

Ok ok, I see Bama and A&M are getting in on the trend now, but remember that we at UGA are trendsetters in the field of nearly faceplanting against an inferior opponent before pulling our heads out of our collective asses just in time.

Alright, folks. It's that time. #HornsDown #GoDawgs

/takes long drag of cigarette /nods knowingly "Noon eastern kickoff at home vs a bad South Carolina team that you're supposed to thrash? Mmhhmm."

Hollerin' in Texas?

They said to put your top 5 players in, who's the nerds now, nerds

Guys is 19% from 3 point range bad? Asking for a team that has shot 21 of them.

Still hearing reports:

Many people are saying. #GoDawgs

Welp, the kid sure picked a fuckin' day to let a classmate film him making a video where he said the N-word and other offensive things repeatedly. Cost him the Ga. Tech basketball game and the Texas football game. On top of a suspension from school, probably, on Monday. Dumbass.

Big, if true.

I need some help from any of y'all who know what the kids' slang nowadays mean. If a kid says, "You always know I be gettin' clapped," what does that mean? (Middle school age, in a video that a peer was recording and they were clearly horsing around and being stupid.)

Oh good, the Blue Origin webcast is going for the "we're gonna make sure the background cheering is far more annoying and invasive than SpaceX" vibe.

Hey, my first ever use of the "muted words" feature! How about that?

Y'all are gonna turn me into the Joker if you keep on reskeeting this whiny bitch telling me there's no need to take ibuprofen into my skyline.

Android crew: Have any of y'all moved from a Galaxy to a Pixel recently? Did you like it or no? I can upgrade to the Pixel 10 Ultra for free, or pay for a S25 Ultra, and I've had Galaxy phones for at least a decade now, so I'm always a little hesitant to switch.

gm @the-core.lol

Look, I know a lot of y'all ain't wanna watch no UGA victory dance, but you gotta watch at least 8 seconds here. This is a horror movie scene setup.

UGA getting out of the coffin to the Undertaker's theme.

Dude. What the shit?

For my money, Juan Browne (blancolirio) is one of the best aviation accident explainers out there. The entire video here is great, but this segment near the end is very informative, explaining so regular morons like me can understand why the most stress on an engine pylon is right at takeoff.

Please note the following personnel matters re: Pup2 and Pup3:

/looks up, sees that Max finished on the gotdang podium after a pit lane start. ... Yeah, that sounds about right.

You sure you didn't get into some... ahem, "mischief" in France 15 years ago, @athensgrease.bsky.social ?

lol, cfb is stupid, funny, and awesome.