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Echo and the Bunnymen - “Bring on the Dancing Horses”

Alex G - “Bobby”

Local auto body shop has an electronic sign that added a new message in its rotation: “Congradulations seniors! The easiest part of your lives is over.” Grim!

Tim Sale

Ronald van Caem Debbie Harry performs with Blondie

such a classic scene

graphics were not meant to be accelerated

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

People are now debating what the proper earring placement is.

“The kids want liminal spaces!”

Kindred spirits

Watching spider-noir in Australia call that spider-naur

To me there is no genuinely more singular, soulful ending to a TV episode than High Maintenance's "Cruise", the Season 3 season finale. To me, it is an encapsulation of what it means to be a human being living among human beings. What a tremendous show it was.

warren ZEVON 💜

Esoteric reading of Steely Dan’s “Do It Again” where it’s about a CIA officer who has not been having good days at work

New frontiers in crispy tofu

It would be funny if they did a program like this for those who suffered from Havana Syndrome

MiG-15 / F-86 Sabre gotta be one of the all time greatest fighter silhouettes

My kid razzing me because I texted him “shidder” instead of ”shudder”. I’m so proud of him.

I'm finally beating the "not beating the allegations" allegations

OSINT #818 from Zuma (L CLEARANCE) 1. Bloodmaxxing Knoll 2. Emo Anarchy 3. Palimpsest of Octopuses

Honestly this slaps

when someone walks into you and your battle buddy kissin

Watched the first episode of “Friday Night Lights” with my kids — my wife and I haven’t seen it since before we had kids and had been looking forward to watch it with our future kids. When that first “Clear eyes. Full hearts. Cant lose” hit …. That’s the stuff.

1) Video title is iffy but it's clear the host self-identifies as "redneck" and uses the term as one of pride; 2) Clear evidence that "Dudes Rock" is a universal spirit that expresses itself only slightly differently based on material circumstances

Would you look at that, all my best friends in the world.

they should make a jackie chan game like the new bond one where you're just having slapstick fights. there should be a button to yell "sorry!" or "i don't want any trouble!" while you're smashing someone's skull with a mop

The Lady in Greenpoint Art Show, an immersive experience for a 3-mile walking audio ghost story starting at the Pulaski Bridge, is live at Oak & Iron (147 Franklin) as part of Greenpoint Open Studios. This weekend, 12-6pm. Art! A listening station! A route movie! Grab a drink!

There are two excellent kinds of Nightreign run: 1) where the team is perfectly synchronized and perfectly executing; and 2) where the team is perfectly synchronized and all falling flat on our collective asses, but somehow through the power of friendship we defeat the Nightlord.

Happy 1st Anniversary #NIGHTREIGN

It’s Modelo time, Johnny

oh so you’re telling me there’s a “secret Phoebe Bridgers show” on the very night I’m “driving across the state to take my kid to see the Wild Kratts live?” that’s fine. I’m actually not mad about it. first of all, I doubt Phoebe Bridgers even HAS Creature Powers,

We need to end the trend of extremely bad sounding fake online brands like “MICOLY” and “VUFOXT” and instead return to strong sounding brands like “Dongguan Thermoplastic Industrial Concern, Ltd.”

I’ll tell you one thing about Low-T, sure would be great if Paxton and all these other ghouls would make like Lowtax and [USER THOROUGHLY REVIEWED THE TOS BEFORE CONCLUDING THIS POST]

The modern form of police has always been more or less an organized thuggery but I do think that your average cop visually being extremely obviously on gear (as opposed to jovially fat) is causally linked to an increasingly brutal policing apparatus

The 1992 Patrolmen's Benevolent Association Riot in NYC should have been a wake up call for municipalities around the country that not only do police departments not work to serve the people of a given city, they do not even see themselves as working for the civilian government.

[To the tune of Daft Punk's "Steam Machine"]

Everyone on this godforsaken website

Imagine being the person who cut both Taxi Driver and Star Wars, two of the best edited films ever made! Her brilliant career feels infuriatingly brief, cut short by the stress of working with one of the most difficult friend groups in Hollywood history.

Everyone on this godforsaken website

NW:

Cher is short for Jack Reacher

[Norm Macdonald voice] I just don’t see how anyone could get bored of Canada

Infinite Jeffs is an actual physical book you can buy in which “every one of the ~550,000 words in Infinite Jest [is replaced] with ‘Jeff’ while preserving punctuation, line breaks, etc.” [amazon.com]

So, the underwater fight scene from Top Secret! is one of the greatest things ever filmed, ever. EVER ever.

wife, to me: "you look nice!" me, to wife: "YOU look nice!" 5-year-old, plaintively, from kitchen: "do i look nice"