Shedding a single tear as I hear older kid properly using the phrase “nightmare blunt rotation” in post-family-dinner conversation

In general I try to treat black slang like a Kei Car in that I am only legally able to use it after it's like 20 years old and mainly through a weird regulatory loophole.

[If Biggie grew up in McDonaldland] All I got is beef with those that violate me / I shall Fryolate thee

Potentially fruitful reaction image.

Permission to go kinetic on this burrito SIR

[MJ Lenderman voice] it’s plain to me to see / you have bought yourself a zoo

My mise? En place.

Extremely friend-shaped car

Dark Souls: the story happened a long time ago and you are walking amongst the ruins of that very story, trying to contend with the last dying heat left from the creation of the universe Astronomy: ah, you are in right headspace, good

there are two reality competition shows that showcase talents who have a real shot at national and even international recognition in their field and unsurprisingly they are the best of them: top chef and rupaul's drag race

Italian government to Trump…

“Weird” (2022)

In grade school we all knew that one kid who told everybody that his uncle worked for Brøderbund

(Roger Troutman "California Love" vocoder voice)

I’m sorry but “the Pope is weak on crime” is just going to be one of those statements that lives in my head forever

Right there

every other part of my cousin vinny gets posted all the time for good reason but god i love this stupid joke

It is very important that you listen, right now, to all 12 minutes of Isaac Hayes’ insanely good cover of “Walk On By”.

A toppled tyrant in Eastern Europe makes me think of Leonard Bernstein on Christmas Day 1989 at the Schauspielhaus Berlin just weeks after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Very funny and ironic that the guy that will pump the breaks on Hungary's illiberal drift and prehaps kickstart a global reversal of illiberal popularism across the globe is literally named Magyar. If you pitched that to an editor you'd be laughed out of the room for being so on the nose.

Underworld’s “Everything, Everything” really ripped

Just got a live video call from my sister showing me her daughter’s inaugural bike ride that’s a big time hell yeah

There should be a sophisticated harness that lets you wear a bike on your back so you can take a bike to the bike shop on your bike

NO! I wanted the rewards of being loved! But I didn’t want to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being KNOWN!

I don’t think he’s active here, but a while back @visakanv.com made one of the most insightful “jokey”memes I’ve ever seen and I think about it all the damn time

Humans 'ToeJam & Earl' SEGA Mega Drive

Downtown 81 (New York Beat), directed by Edo Bertoglio and written by Glenn O'Brien. Shot between 1980 and 1981, the film remained lost for nearly twenty years due to financial troubles, only to be restored and finally released in 2000.

A researcher named Larnie Higgins found the technical drawings for a record players (never built) designed by Frank Lloyd Wright for LH Scott Radio in 1940 and made 3D models of them. I would take up vinyl for these.

🎶 September gurls, do so much / there’s this guy, he’s Chilchuck 🎶

Finally got around to finishing the Dungeon Meshi (“Delicious in Dungeon”) manga and it was very good! I specifically want to thank and think fondly of @minovskyarticle.bsky.social , from whom I learned of the series!

father needs a money tree 💸

Monsters from the original Dungeons and Dragons Book 2 - Monsters and Treasures, and what they get at the gas station.

You know I got it

cool cool cool

He did the meme.

here, here's that as a letter-size 600dpi flyer you can put up around your neighborhood

First-term Trump cronies, Kojima game character names, handshake, talked about a lot on Chapo in like 2018

Making decisions in life thinking not of honor or duty but instead “is this more likely to make Hideo Kojima scan me into a video game and also be my friend?”

Kojima sings the theme from Tenebre

Gameboy Camera image of the Venus de Milo I took at the Louvre, converted into halftones, and then printed with a CNC plotter :)

Pedocon theory is instead simply blasted out through mass media as confession

You think “Eric Adams fights a panda” and are like ok nothing will be more out of leftfield than that