The esoteric unc

All these edgelord fascist white supremacist evil morons running comms for various agencies are also just so damned tiresome and boring. Photocopies of photocopies of photocopies.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Dudes rock is quoting McBain lines to one another. Mendozaaaaaaaa!!!!!

and Tiny Tim, who WAS NOT AI

We Have a Biological Imperative, Charlie Brown

Putting a PowerPoint on the screen and fingertenting while telling my family about Year-round Santa Mindset

We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?

This is somehow worse than the US NES Mega Man box art.

Merry Christmas, friends

“Send in the car. Send in the caaaaarrr” is one of the all time great line reads

Christmas Eve in New York in 1997, where it's about to become a hot time in the old town tonight for one rookie police officer: Aya Brea. This'll be a thread for the highlights of a day-by-day playthrough of Parasite Eve, where we'll be posting highlights and playing as the days pass in-game. 🧵

Philadelphia soul undefeated

Innkeeper! A polearm, and quickly, if you please

a national project can aspire to being about more than just servicing the day to day whims and caprices of one incredibly weird and demented old freak. i will go to my grave believing this

yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle

Keepchange You! Filthy Animal

Strong reaction image potential with this one

we, in the United States, through Trump’s mass deportation scheme, have engaged in abductions and torture for the past year, none of it in secret, much of it attested to in legal documents. there is nothing to expose, only to face.

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old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread

being good for presents came up w my six year old and I asked “should we make getting presents contingent on being good all year” and he said with a small voice “no that’s just a Christian thing”

I feel like Strega Nona would’ve made a good video game in the side scrolling era. The spaghetti’s taking over the countryside and you have to dodge it and leap over long strands of it until you get to the cottage and battle the pot. You’d play it on the Strega Genesis.

Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.

No takes today, guys. "Take" the day off

TIS THE SEASON

The City Assassins' Guild is happy to introduce its new Murder as a Service (MaaS) offering: DeleteThee

(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this

Koto really went all out for this filmed “performance” of “Jabdah”

"Righteous Gemstones is one of the most pointed social critiques of our time" Exhibit 18389302

Obviously it's bad but it is very funny/on-brand for Trump to be going around grafting "The Donald J. Trump And" onto stuff that people actually respect in the hopes of getting rounded up into it. The Donald J. Trump And Orioles Park At Camden Yards ass. The Donald J. Trump And Chrysler Building.

they're garnishing my wages. they paper clip a little sprig of parsley to the check

"It’s no exaggeration to say that the government of the United States of America is controlled by a mob led by the criminally insane and the pathologically unscrupulous." www.unpopularfront.news/p/the-high-t...

sun ra THIS STAGNANT PLACE OF HATE

Dad Rock (laudatory): Night Moves - "Carl Sagan"

ENCHANTRESS: and with that the three Talismans of Might, and their corrupting power, are sealed away ME: whew, that was a tough campaign against increasingly evil and powerful fiends. so everythings all good now right? ENCHANTRESS: actually, if a sufficiently evil guy shows up he can unseal them

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Maybe it will happen soon

Eldest sibling, you yearn for freedom yet straddle yourself with roles of leadership for sake of your kin. A wide back is nought to the backs of many, remember child and allow yourself the freedom to fly as you please

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