Saw some people worrying ESPN would make this show boring and normal. Unthinkable

Huh.

Was (Not Was), 1987:

Ohhh, the east wing is where the woman stuff happened, everything makes a lot more sense now

"Talk about kissin' ass... Does it taste like chicken? Oh, we're sponsored by Popeyes!"

The way I laughed as “New York Jets” rolled across my phone’s screen

all the money that democratic donors have thrown at doomed kentucky senate races could have funded a center-left fox news for about a decade.

There are too many styles of pizza. Please eliminate five of them. I am not a crackpot.

Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad

I need that university of Kentucky one immediately

jailbreaking my bed so i can sleep

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

it’s always worthwhile to refer back to this seminal college football text when writing about college football memes. both to cite and to make sure you’re not bastardizing definitions grantland.com/features/hol...

just tell me straight up that your life is a mess

Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question

What... 🏈📺😵‍💫 #CFB

i understand that dr. zack isn’t for everybody and that if you’re a longtime football fan, you don’t get a lot out of his segments. but they’re a great way for casual fans and newcomers to learn football concepts like the alphabet

oh word????

As called by Randy Lee on WKU Hilltoppers radio:

I love Weekday CUSA.

Kevin Durant booing the OKC fans booing him

The NBA on NBC is back, check out the new intro with Roundball Rock

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

I absolutely hate how every US media outlet will do this every time a cop shoots someone. They'll make the headline vague to imply an officer was shot by a suspect, then abuse passive voice to absolve the officer of any wrongdoing. "the agent’s weapon discharged". BRO, HE SHOT HIS COLLEAGUE.

I know everyone’s following the Louvre heist but I would like to point your attention to the California LEGO LOOTER www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...

Everyone is 12 except for 30-year-olds with a "Nazi streak" who are actually 14 and 18-year-old ICE recruits who are actually 30 and 79-year-old Senate candidates who are actually 45. I'm 36, which means I'm actually 82.

Super Mario 64 (1996)

i don't have any nazi tattoos

Every now and then I go back and read the Citizens United ruling to see if it is as unhinged as I thought, and every time I do that I see it is actually far more deranged than I remembered. levernews.com/book

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

No review, no permit, no inspection, no sign off from Congress, no fixed budget, no fixed design, no idea who's paying for it or how, the government's closed and millions are about to lose food assistance right before Thanksgiving. He'll be *lucky* if just the roof falls on him.

i like that if your robbery is sufficiently cool it becomes a heist

Woo referring to the yell to start his answer says it all

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

Oh, right

George Springer gives the Jays the lead

JP Crawford’s jump on that double play, overlaid on the cast of Frasier for scale

bluesky says fuck them kids

i've never seen a baseball player break up a double play by leaping into the air, spinning 180 degrees, and taking the throw to the back of the dome. it was perhaps the most beautiful thing i have ever witnessed

Every Canadian quote-tweeting this Vlad photo like it’s the @stefanheck.bsky.social tarot card tweet