who else up getting they website scraped this nye

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

Steve Smellyman

What the fuck since when do we have tamales emojis???? 🫔🫔🫔🫔🫔

(To the tune of Hakuna Matata) vagina dentata

Enough of the cretin Will Stancil. Most of us have him blocked for a reason.

CONFIRMED: Mark Hamill declares that not only is he a Radical Leftist, but that he is the exact same type of Marxist you are.

Why is anyone still subscribed to this garbage

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Merry Christmas! Mark Cuban and his billionaire ilk should be stripped of their ill-gotten fortunes so that we can fund healthcare, clean energy, public transportation, a better life, and a brighter future.

Nice argument. Too bad I’ve already placed you in the boring peanut worm jar and myself in the normal peanut worm jar.

Bluesky really needs to disable that reply filter. What’s the whole point of “build your own algorithm and moderation” if they just arbitrarily hide half the replies to any given post?

A happy holiday to all who celebrate

Jimmy Fallon is such a cultural cornerstone that Balatro has a joker dedicated to him

I'm begging for atheists to add an ounce of dialectical materialism to their politics.

Meet me at the whippit aisle in the deli

If your app sends a notification manipulatively begging for attention like some kind of smol bean just to pump up some “daily app open” bullshit metrics, I am uninstalling it, cancelling any subscription I had for it, and leaving a 1-star review. Today’s culprit: Tiimo, Apple’s 2025 App of the Year

Podcasters not beating the “not a real job” allegations

I guess we replied pigpoopballs at one of Jay’s and/or Aaron’s posts one time too many because the compostable moderation, algorithm-less social media site now automatically labels it as “Rude”

Tis the season

The Atlantic is arguing that you should show solidarity towards racists using slurs. Trash rag for trash people.

Any cool games announced for the 3DS tonight?

Personally I cannot wait for OpenAI to devalue the intellectual property of the Walt Disney Company. My investor friends are all saying this too, in the hopes of shorting $DIS and making a fortune at the expense of the Walt Disney Company.

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

Call me Jesus of Nazareth the way I’m the king of kings, baby

The San Diego Metropolitan Transit System is about to reopen some mental scars

We carry the weight of the sins we not only directly commit, but also those we commit through inaction and omission, Charlie Brown

True

Japanese Monk Racks Brain For Haiku That Will Knock Them On Their Asses https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

Alix Earle and Braxton Berrios have broken up after more than two years together.

When you forget to pick up the jugs of moonshine for today's hootenanny and spent all your money ($3) on toothache medication (a salvia-opium balm)

god they fucking hate that trans people and Black people and disabled people and progressive people and communists and and and and showed up on their platform. They were clearly so hungry for the right leaning mean spirited tech bros that stayed on Twitter.

I’m gonna be honest @jay.bsky.team, banning a side account that I made after this one was suspended due to me being scared for my husband who was kidnapped by ICE and having a dev meme on this is insane PR for any site. By that I mean BAD PR. I’m simply asking for an apology. That’s it.

our bluesky safety manager replied with this to a woman venting after ICE kidnapped her husband, and then banned her. How do we trust this person to have the empathy needed to be in charge of safety on this website? what the fuck? if we spam the feedback, it might get somewhere @safety.bsky.app

Bluesky’s head of trust & safety responding with a sarcastic image macro to a woman upset her husband was kidnapped by ICE is embarrassingly unprofessional & cruel behavior. that account was then banned by Bluesky Trust & Safety. horrendously poor community management. what purpose does this serve?

Because once you made a one-time payment you owned it, and jailbreaks now expand the capabilities of what the hardware and software could previously do

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Balatro

*puts on tinfoil hat* They are going to run with the rumor that Kirk was gay and about to divorce Erika Kirk to make JD Vance's divorce from Usha Vance and eventual marriage to Erika Kirk more palatable

right wingers with their new transphobe of the month