Always good to get a reminder that canceling my Jacobin subscription was a good decision

Yes!

“Vote Blue No Matter Who” folks at ease when told that the tattoo is gonna be a maze

“woke takes” in bio

Happy Pride from the two trans frogs on the dashboard of the car parked next to mine outside Chipotle

Can we normalize class war?

You can’t deny it was a nice throwback to a Disney classic, but Slinky getting Old Yeller’d seemed excessive

Someone get this wolf a 9-5, a side gig, a mortgage, and three lines of credit

That’s right. No children have been born since the Super Nintendo was released.

Here's some proof that being a billionaire does not mean being smart

You’re getting dogpiled for saying people should want to engage in the website where they constantly get death threats and slurs thrown at them and I just want to say that you deserve it, you big whiny baby

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

I’ve managed to mostly de-Google – Kagi.com for search and Fastmail.com for email are my go-tos, and while they’re both paid options that’s the only real alternative to having your private information scraped and sold.

I just saw the #smokefleet guy kicking baby Yoda behind the Jack in the Box

Frot dog

Does Grogu also speak like that or is that solely a Yoda thing

I’m so sorry man, I didn’t know grapes are highly toxic to Grogus

Zendaya is Meechee

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my dong, ye mighty, and despair!

I met a traveler from an antique land, Who said: “Two chopped and rizzless uncs stand in the desert”

This is a mistake. There is no such thing as an absolutely hopeless situation. The bourgeoisie are behaving like barefaced plunderers who have lost their heads; they are committing folly after folly, thus aggravating the situation and hastening their doom. All that is true.

I like to follow Jacobin on instagram to remind myself every now and then that cancelling my subscription was a fantastic choice

Social Media in 2035

JORDAN PETERSON (sobbing): ...a-a-and good times, make w-we-weak men GOD: so heaven, should be bad JORDAN PETERSON (suddenly composed): for some

spider-klan, spider-klan faked a cry cause he killed a man spins a web full of lies shouldn't say that i hope

He writes as badly as he types

Which one of you is this

ROXANNE...

Executive dysfunction

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

Thinking about baseball.

Least assholish Chief Wahoo enthusiast

Guards! Take this insufferable self-loathing pick-me hag out of my sight.

he was a bluesky poster so it makes sense he left the house for 30 seconds and instantly got the zoomies so bad someone shot him

We are all White House Correspondents on this somber day