He is risen

Two Thanksgivings in one day. Three in under a week. I am more mashed potato than man. More. More Thanksgivings. Make me so thankful I explode.

Eastern Bluebird Tranquility...

Okay who wants a sandwich.

When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend

Travolta dressed as Santa singing Greased Lightening but too chicken to sing “the girls will cream” verse 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

And scene! Pops bra out of my sleeve, kicks off shoes & melts into the recliner

I can’t go empty handed though, it’s not who I am

This is Bolt. He just learned how to speak. Thinks it works best when he uses his whole body. 12/10 (TT: gavi_570)

Be sure to set your scales back 10 lbs for Thanksgiving

Oh ha ha sorry, I forgot you existed

Eastern Bluebird in the rare sun. #Kennebunk #Maine 11/25 #Sony a6700 #Sigma 16-300 @ 450mm Program #birds & wildlife mods. #Photomator #nature #birdphotograpy #Point’nShootNature

You matter and I am thankful for you.

hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates (if they cannot behave) 🧡🦃

The host of the Plymouth, MA Thanksgiving Parade just said, while talking about the Mayflower… Imagine how bad it was where they were leaving to risk getting on that for 2 months.. To which every soul in ICE custody now says yes, yes we fucken can. Now open the fucken cell doors you hypocrite

Geeves, prepare the fat pants!

A refusal often offends

Pecan pie. Not pecan.

Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner

The mashed potatoes were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there

Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey

There should be a show about a dentist detective. But like sexy

She already had breakfast & thinks I won’t remember

Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!

"two-hand touch" yeah, it called clapping

Do you remember when you were a little kid and no one paid any attention to what you had to say? It will happen again…

The check engine light came on today, so I did what every woman does. I ignored it and kept driving.

Shut up Collinsworth

“Oh hi did you know our dad was gone last week & that means it’s time for rain or shine Seattle walkies?!” 🧵

Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.

I bet Steve can throw a dime!

Thou shalt not shame people for not being dressed up and super nice on commercial flights when you use tax dollars to buy private jets for yourselves.

The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate

Brock Purdy and Steve from Blues Clues have never been seen in the same room is all you need to know about Monday Night Football tonight

It’s not free time or fun time when we have to log off because the system is down It’s aggravating bullshit that will force us to work twice as hard or stay on twice as long to get shit done Fuck off with your enjoy your afternoon

Every day is a gift. And sometimes that gift is socks.

It’s been a weird few days, but I’m happy..

what if we made out in the deli section of the grocery store

Story time! @blairbraverman.bsky.social @oliviawhen.com

I love this ❤️

how many jokes do i need to post before the world is fixed

Jalen Hurts, but he’s still starting tonight

These DMV Ladies are a special kind of mean

As millions of Americans face their healthcare premiums almost doubling It’s hard to ignore that the bait for being a Corporate Drone for life is …but if you stay here, we will cover most of your Health Insurance It’s all part of the ploy, puppets, it’s all a big game and we ain’t winning

Gabriele Corno Birches on the misty lake

It's almost the weekend

For reasons they prefer to not think about..pursuant to today’s meetings, our Team Leader will never again speak the words “low priority “ when I come to them with an important issue