Just making sure I’ve packed every thickness of sock I could need for the weekend, you?

Had a bit of engine trouble on the first ride of the season

do you also like things?

As an older woman, I now understand why older guys go for younger women... by my age, women are completely done with y'alls bullshit.

$120 for an oil change Cool..cool…cool

I went outside to take a picture of a flower and instead I got a video of a toad. A teeny toad. I also got a picture of the flower, as well as three mosquito bites, but it was worth it for the cause.

In case you need to hear it today: Being exhausted is completely valid. The world is exhausting and actively trying to wear you down. There is nothing wrong with you if you are feeling it. The wrong in this aspect is folks of the world trying to make you think this is normal.

Some of you act like you get paid per email

Our Party City closed down and they didn’t even put the Spirit Halloween in it. Too soon I guess.

🎶THEEEEEESE LITTLE TOWN BLUES🎶

I made the King Arthur apple cake and it slapped so hard.

I speak for all of us when I say, shut the fuck up about how many more days until Christmas You had fucken Christmas in July, let us enjoy a little apple cider & pumpkins in peace Thank you for attending my TedTalk

It’s not you, babe Shopping at Shaw’s always makes me melancholy

“Hello everyone and welcome to my Ted Talk, ‘It Was the Cat: Diverting Blame in the Digital Age’.”

Dreaming

Shoutout to the late-bloomers

Get a room

Front row seats for today's show of the Autumn equinox in the northern hemisphere.

Fuck you. Make me.

Everybody at work seems beaten down, I wonder if it has anything to do with the constant beat downs.

Good, and you?

Here are my top 10 fall dogs!

WARNING! Contents under pressure

“Shhh… You’ve gotta hear this guitar part.”

Cant stop crying this morning oops

Thank you for telling me to come right in & then licking me in a closet sized room for 60 minutes

Tell me truly, I implore! Is there anything at this store From foreign lands Or within these shores That e’er again I might afford? Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”

When did it become okay to start treating me that way?

Silently sits in the Bluesky corner watching, but paying no attention.

My girlfriend kept on asking me to go spelunking with her so eventually I caved.

Chilly this morning. It's happening. IT'S HAPPENING

Beeswax? More like BOOswax kitchentableworks.etsy.com

i consulted the ancestors and they said you look so good today

It was a witchy sunset on a new moon night. That must mean something.

Aaron Rogers can eat a bag of farts

Earth, Wind & Fire came on while I was in the shower last night so I got out and put my panties on just so I could drop them

I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.

Feeling mighty deciduous today

I've been like this since birth

How bout we hold on to the fucken ball?

A very red moon tonight

Love a late summer field and an old barn with a ridge that’s not perfect

Heading to MA to set up my Mah’s new iPhone. She’s 81 and she’s going from a model 8 to a 15 My dad wouldn’t let me get the most recent model for her cause it has AI and he’s afraid of what will happen if she uses it Thoughts and prayers are appreciated

I have one white eyelash, like that particular hair follicle has been through too much to hold color anymore.

same

Is anyone out there? #taylormountainforest #southcascades #blacklabrador #hikingwithdogs #blueskydogs #dogsofbluesky #dogsonhikes

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HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific.