Please hurry. My mental health depends on it 🥰😂

Kids are assholes 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Ten months of showing up, even when I’m exhausted. Burnout is whispering at my edges, but so is the promise of rest. December’s break feels like a soft place to land.

Saw a face in the fire tonight. Even the flames are clocking in for the plot twist that is my life. 🔥👀✨

I hope your coffee is made just how you like it today, by somebody else

Their courage echoes through generations. Their sacrifice lights our freedom. Today, we remember Canadian heroes. 🇨🇦 #LestWeForget

I love this ❤️

Cheers everyone 🥰

Happy Halloween!!! 🎃 👻💀

Apparently I’m an ostrich. Just out here strutting through life with zero idea where the hell I’m going.

People pleasing is like nailing yourself into place for someone else’s comfort. You can’t move, and it’s not your frame you’re building.

You don’t need polish to have power. You just need purpose.

My favourite time of the year 🍂🍁🍃

You know you’ve leveled up in life when your morning routine includes medicated cream. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️ Living the dream 😂

Fuckin eh 😏🙌🏻😂

Slept for 7 hours two nights in a row… not saying I’m immortal, but I’m basically unstoppable at this point.

If water is giving you heartburn, congratulations, you’ve officially unlocked the old age expansion pack.

Night sweats: the gift that keeps on leaking.

Why do I wake up dehydrated every morning? Oh right, because I spent the night doing CrossFit in my sleep via night sweats. 🥵💦 #fuckmenopause

🎃 The pumpkins and colourful leaves aren’t just decorations, they are little reminders that change can be the most beautiful part of life. 🍁

Despite the look on my face yet you’re still talking🙄

Apparently, 10 minutes of beauty sleep is all I need. My snooze button has jokes.

A Ferris wheel reminds me of life, round and round, ups and downs… and occasionally wondering why you paid for this chaos 🎡😂

Good morning! Currently negotiating with my bed about why we can’t stay together forever 🛏️❤️

Fall fair vibes today 🍁 Warm cider, classic cars, and sunflowers for days… if autumn had a dating profile, I’d be swiping right.

Being hot is one thing, body. But these flashes? Chill. Literally. 🥵➡️🥶 #MenopauseChronicles

If I could invent anything, it would be a mirror that showed everyone their attractiveness based on their insides. Their values, kindness, intelligence, humor, compassion, empathy would determine whether they were "hot" or not.

Adulthood is mostly peeing preemptively to avoid future inconvenience.

Healed people don’t settle for being broken again. Good taste? Questionable. But me out capturing? Always iconic.

I think today is a perfect day 🫶

😂😂☠️😂😂

If We Didn’t Start the Fire comes on and you’re not bouncing around… congratulations, you might actually be dead.

I’m not clumsy, I’m a limited edition mix of grace and disaster.

The past is like expired milk. Sniff, gag, toss. Don’t drink it again 😏

💯😏💋

If you see me in nature just know I packed vibes, snacks, and zero survival skills 🐿️😂

Nature’s a free therapy session…. except the squirrels keep judging me 🐿️🙄

Feet are so romantic. Nothing says eternal love like two sweaty slabs of bone and toe nubs clapping around in sandals. Truly the champagne of body parts😜

Sure, my life’s off the rails… but my ass is still first class 🚆🍑😏

At 50, my GPA is still higher than my cholesterol…….. and yes, I’m still chasing clouds. ☁️🤣

It’s not an ungodly hour if you’ve got coffee, it’s just a spiritual awakening with extra yawns. Good morning everyone!!!

Sorry i’m late, my morning fart ritual ran long.

Goood morning Blue ☀️☕️❤️

Today’s captures 🥰

The sky was sooo beautiful last night 🌤️❤️

Super stars ✨ It Looks sooo magical up there ❤️

I take photos so my phone’s storage can feel as overwhelmed as I do. 😏

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Facebook has Are We Dating the Same Guy groups. Bluesky needs Are We Sexting the Same Guy so we can rank his creativity like on Rotten Tomatoes.

Time for women to run the world. Men have had a go and look how fucked up it is.