Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.

If you're arresting people at the airport on their way OUT of the country, your goal.was never border security. It's filling for-profit concentration camps.

People (men especially) are so fucking dumb. This AI acct just got reskeeted into my feed. This woman is like 28, posts uber professional nude photos that look like they came from Playboy but insists they're just cell pics, is in a band that doesn't exist outside Bluesky, and bought a "cabin"

One thing about me is, when I get a new knife I feel UNSTOPPABLE

1) Boys and Girls Clubs (but they only really work up until about 13-14). Even so, many are closing or facing program cuts due to lack of funding, exacerbated by federal budget cuts to social programs. 🧵

How can you be such a bitter bitch when butter exists?

butter homes and gardens

Anything you can do, I can do bitter.

Listen to Queen's "'39" and that's basically it.

Paul Evans (British, b.1950) Summer Haze

One of my favorite things to say to men is “excuse me, I wasn’t finished.”

Chancing the dysentery this morning to get some veggies in.

NEW: I just uncovered more evidence that Donald Trump is spending hundreds of thousands of your tax dollars to print giant banners of his face and put them on government buildings. Not only a terrible waste of the hard-earned dollars of the American people, but also an illegal use of public funds.

This is very close to a confession of murder. Law enforcement cannot fire at a vehicle under these circumstances—and whoever fired would undoubtedly have been trained on that fact. There used to be a Republican Party that would howl at Armed Big Government confessing to murder.

Do you know why we can be certain that the whole “immigrants are stealing jobs” thing is false racist narrative and not actually about jobs? AI tech companies and billionaires have said explicitly that they are seeking to replace jobs and we’re not throwing those guys into camps.

I miss when "The News" was just a guy in a suit telling you what happened, instead of a 24 hour panic machine designed to make you hate your neighbor so you don't notice your rent went up 30%.

Everyone left, I'm definitely getting back in.

The UFC fight last night

I think It's adorable that straight couples have celebrity hall passes and gay couples are just looking for a third

Do you have plans Saturday night? Yes (Me on Saturday night): high and looking at mushrooms online

Northern Carolinian here: mustard, chili, onions, and slaw. But also a Chicago dog is pretty much a perfect meal and as a big Upton Sinclair fan, it's pretty much tied with the dog of my childhood. One thing that never changes: don't even think about putting ketchup on that thang.

Eating dinner like a foreigner (at 10pm)

The reason "Everything is a Subscription" is because the elites realized that if you "own" things, you are dangerous. If you own your house, your car, and your tools, you can say "No." If you rent your life, you have to say "Yes" to everything. Post anything here: interactink.vercel.app

Turned on the Ladies' Wimbledon final (no spoilers, I know it's a replay) and holy cow what a great match. 5 match points missed in the 2nd set is WILD. We call that some serious 5-2 voodoo.

Live Laugh Load

Not lying and understanding what words mean helps.

The best part of working from home is getting to watch Sinner absolutely destroy that donkey Djokovic in real time.

This is for @clify.bsky.social only, everyone else please ignore

If you've never hiked in DuPont National Forest, I highly recommend it. One of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

"He's probably thinking about other women"

Youre not drunk til you try to stand up

They installed a flock camera in my bathroom is it legal?

Add me to a group chat

Came back from the mountains wanting to watch my comfort movies so I'm gonna Haymitch my say through The Hunger Games tonight, trying to convince my 11yo to read the books.

"Today, Davey Hearn pled not guilty — because he is not guilty," Norm Eisen, one of his attorneys, said outside DC Superior Court. "If Mr. Hearn can be charged with a felony for touching the reflecting pool, every American is at risk — and every American should be alarmed about this prosecution."

White people love checking backgrounds so much they made and industry of it

Come over, I have the entire Police Academy series on BetaMax and a six pack of Zima.

“You’re in your own World” yes thank u there’s a lotta shit I wanna forget about & I can do that here

I think @govandybeshear.bsky.social should just appoint a Dem to fill McConnell’s seat. It would force proof of life, and the state law that stripped him of that power should be challenged in court. I’m sure Thune would refuse to seat the appointee, but I think it’s a fight worth having. BE BOLD!

BEST STAR TREK CAPTAIN. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

never count your chickens before they hatch. make them earn their title of nobility

Had a sex dream about Harry Styles and even though he almost threw up on me it was still the most action I've had in years.

Doing first bedtime (going to bed but setting the alarm for my 16yo's 11pm curfew bc I have to be sure he's home before I can do real sleep)

Fingering my girl under the table at the Waffle House and we’re still the classiest people in here.

Okay, now it’s Republicans’ turn to kick out the most prominent rapist in their party

It’s getting trite but if this were Biden the NYT would have a full spread about his unfitness for office

"a little rape is ok to prevent other bad stuff" is a wild take I didn't see coming

Schrödinger’s Mitch McConnell

Biden is old but he never accused Japan of being an Islamic Republic shooting missiles at us.