Time for another wild Friday night (building a new Lego set)

Cotton is grown, so technically every t shirt is a crop top.

I just threw a raspberry orange against the wall out of frustration and it kind of looks cool so I might leave the stain until tomorrow because honestly IDGAF anymore. I am meant to be alone. I did eat the orange tho.

The question was "how's it going"

I need a kiss that lasts like 14 hours. And that's it. Just a kiss and then you leave and I go to sleep.

I could run upstairs and have a whiskey with one of my favorite high up work buddies but my waiter slipped me a mason jar of bourbon so I think I'll go home with that instead. Hashtag work perks.

Trying to save money but my brain keeps going “little treat???”

Sometimes I have a thought that I'm not sure shouldn't stay an inside thought and for that reason, I'm glad to have drafts again.

Let their butts hurt

Anyone who thinks you jeeds to ubderstand all of thr words in a piece of music in order to appreciate the music, simply does not understand the concept of music. At all

I might not cry every time I see Max Naumov skate but I sure did today. ❤️🤍💙

Who needs a damn glp-1 when you can just keep catching this virus that makes you lose 3lbs in 4 days?

Post a banger not in English... youtu.be/h5llofNSDX8?...

Just spotted on FB: a dad named Jason who named his firstborn...Jayson.

I've coughed so much in the last 3 days, I feel like I've pulled muscles from my neck all the way down to my groin so now I tense up like a piano wire whenever I have to cough, which isn't making anything better.

Just so we're all clear, the plural of Roomba is Roombae  Receptionist quietly into phone: Security? Yeah. He's back

People who care about what language a song is in never listened to Yellow Ledbetter in the parking lot with their eyes closed and maybe cried a little.

When people like Pam Bondi fearmonger that our "Whole system will collapse" if the full Epstein files are released, they aren't talking about our system itself. They're talking about their place inside the system and control over it. And that should absolutely collapse. Today.

First shot: sugarcane The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times Still used to make rum of course!

kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

According to Mussayev, the Kazakh attempt to use said kompromat during Tillerson’s visit to influence US-Kazakh relations backfired and angered Russian president Putin ⬇️ www.kyivpost.com/post/69648

The ad is to tell you to watch the trailer? Fuck you

I don't care if your post doesn't make sense so long as it made you happy, it's nice that you're trying things

ONLY 15 MORE MINUTES UNTIL BAD BUNNY (this is sarcasm, it will more like 37 minutes)

God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out? God: ok you’re gonna laugh

This is the most gentle rendition of the national anthem I've ever heard, as if we all just need to take a deep breath.

outside of my usual corner of the metropolis. an a ways back...so can't really ID the location, (guessing it's Sunset Blvd) nor artist. Just someone painted this on the sidewalk because they wanted to... Feet added for perspective.

Just gonna keep posting through it. Notwithstanding Interstellar being probably my all time piece of score, the Italian skater crashing the boards knowing he just won a medal for his team in front of the home crowd was 🤌😭💚🤍❤️

Prediction: Sakamoto is clearly going to win the women's individual. We're all watching perfection.

i wonder if Erika Kirk feels bad that Jimmy Don chose the wife & fam over her little concert

It must be so exhausting to hate things just because a lot of other people enjoy them.

Lindsey Vonn did not crash because of her ACL. I got up early this morning to watch the women's downhill event at the Olympics. I watched the whole event, from the pre-show to Team USA's Breezy Johnson posting the gold-winning time to Lindsey Vonn being medevaced off the mountain. (thread)

The sound of Lindsey Vonn yelling in pain will stay with me for a while.

The moon says such lovely things about you

Damn y'all I just keep getting hotter tonight (100.7)

US Ice Dancers score the highest rhythm dance of the season and jump into first place. Our idiot sycophant of a VP:

I'm sooooo much hotter when I'm sick (100.2)

I'm such a baby when I'm sick.

FRIENDS IT IS THE DAY! IT IS DUMPTRUCKASSERY DAY FOR REAL 🚛🍑 ACKKKKK 😂😂

If Al Gore had done this as vice president, it would have been a 24/7 scandal on Fox News culminating in impeachment proceedings.

Called someone a cuntknuckle on the FB today. I am so back, bitches.

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

Opening ceremony sponsored by Oura Ring

One day you'll wake up with the realization that you'll never actually sleep through the night again. Until you're about to die maybe.

I can’t believe we used to sit in libraries with books and write down notes with references to build an outline and type up research papers. That is literal ancient history now😭

As the ancient Chinese proverb says, whenever you arrive at a fork in the road, remember to use your fucking indicator you asshole.

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

Y'ALL GOTTA GET THESE KIDS OUT MY DAMN HOUSE

- There's a term for when you pour coffee over ice cream, isn't there? - Affogato. - Okay, well, if you remember, let me know.