Classic Ozzie

lol premium gas up 33 cents since this morning. Chat what do you think we’ll get up to? I think $8 in Los Angeles, maybe close to 9

Natalie In Bruges

Love 2 dream about work. Ahhhh work so stressful *wakes up* ah was just a dream. Well now to get ready and go to work

Goku, behold my swag

Good eve nug

It’s cool that 80% of anything you can buy is like 3x more expensive than 8 years ago. Out and about and want to get a bite to eat but only have a 5 dollar bill? You might as well have 61 cents in change Can of Coke? Tree fiddy

Good morgug

Heat advisory today, that classic early March weather we all know

Shark furries should have their dorsal fin on their back instead of their tail. The latter looks like they have a small shark up their butt

This is such funny gym behavior, due to the way the leverage works you can press a half ton through a small range of motion, it’s worthless as exercise but looks impressive if you don’t know the trick. Every gym has a guy that steals all the 45s to do this but can’t ass to grass squat an empty bar

Manpire. Getting bit turns you into a guy

The limu emu has been found dead in Miami

Computer news: no computer for you. Computer is a service now it’s a chatbot that you gave to ask nicely of, just like no more searching for things on your own on Internet or downloading your own files Now it’s all an app And it’s your friend. And you owe us money for this now and no birds alive

Young guy at work young enough to not recall what the vhs tape player is called

Real ‘do I just call in late today or take the day off because I low key don’t want to exist at the moment’ hours

Did that guy just pass the finish line ass first

I don’t watch tv but the nbc news is on where I’m having a sandwich and they’re treating the lame joke Obama made about aliens seriously. Deeply embarrassing shit. How stupid are we (or; how stupid are people who watch daytime network news tv)

Oh, this river? It’s atmospheric

Realizing Goku and Bugs Bunny are two sides of the same coin (both are Sun Wukong)

New isekai idea: We Gang Pressed The Baker From Town Into Our Dungeon Exploring Squad Because We Found Out He Can’t Be Attacked Or Damaged

That’s too big for a frog to be

Murder on the Murder Express

Notification… thank u

There’s something about people getting in their japes about the Melania movie that just feels extra impotent. Like were half way through the Niemoller poem but yeah you got em dunk on that six foot rim

smartest corvette owner

‘English as a second language but it’s British English’ jump scare

That’s Diane

Banjo and The Kazooies (4 piece accordion band)

Almost ready to start dry January

Going to my little email job doing my little tasks all feels very important and worthwhile as the country seems to be run by the President from The Dead Zone and any future I could imagine here could be vaporized at any second

being a child and not knowing much about how the game Oregon Trail works be like

Your own Personal Pizza

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Is the Swedish Chef a cursed man who became a felt automaton but retained his human arms and hands by way of some Byzantine gods logic or is he a muppet who passed through a Quickening and pilfered a bit of god’s image from the original fires of creation?

If your reading this, then you are reading this

giant asteroid the size of a small boulder

A kiss is like a hug you give with your mouth

Sailor Jerry Spiced Ham

Did u know The shrimp is named that just because it is small, the name doesn’t mean the animal.

that’s very funny a fly marrying a bumblebee

lol timeline synergy

169. dinner

Okay west coasters let’s get that time theft today

when you’re trying to get the fitted sheet corner on the mattress right

If you’re out there on the roads in LA during these rains be extra alert. Some angelinos have a clever cost saving trick called ‘never replace your tires’ which will become apparent now

Cyclopian tubes

shramp skimpy

It always makes me embarrassed for the USA when they do a local news spot when the lottery jackpot gets really big and they interview a bunch of yokels that basically amounts to ‘Americans Don’t Understand Statistics And Never Will’