Just saw another all ai generated tv ad. Ugh

Frog tape. Made from real frogs

Just registered for this, but the confirmation email lists a different event name and at an address that doesn’t exist

Reminds me of the ST: Generations score CD that inexplicably had about 15 movie grade sound effects at the end of the CD, including a couple that could easily damage hearing if played too loud

you become egg

Love trying to figure out why an eccentric topic is trending and ‘Amelia Earhart’ is up there

Why aren’t ducks afraid of people? You can’t get 10 feet away from almost any other bird without them taking off but ducks don’t mind you hanging out

Holy carp it is humid in LA

I love being awake, and alive,

experiencing current events, happenings

I will most miss the wind I think. There’s something special and alive about feeling the wind cross over you, fill your senses

POV: you just refilled the snack buckets in the work kitchen

Thinking about obits and listing age. Feels like age should be noted when they died of an unnatural cause or early but after 75 or so seems redundant to note it

Toad and the Existential Dread

Justy Herby

Yerba mate. Maiba mate. Ourma mate

Everyone should be able to see the ocean once

that wasn’t very cheeki breeki of you bro

I want to be told by Sifl and Olly somehow. In a dream maybe

I think the new toilet paper they’re getting at work is 50 grit

Local food place near my work is using ‘food you get in the Alien universe’ as it’s aesthetic

I do not know what's next but I know that it doesn't get fixed with an election, even if it's a wave. We have to revisit the original sin of this nation, its betrayal of Reconstruction and all the evil that's flowed from it. Prison, executions, and political interdiction against bigots and fascists.

Well at least with depression sleep you do still get the sleep

[scratching my butt] oh yeah I have crazy stretch marks on the sides of my ass

Starting to see definitively smaller portion size/ingredient reduction in restaurant meals, raw materials costs hitting. Would be interested to see if anyone can intercept the directives coming down from corporate confirming this

This basically the core of trumpism and the result of Reagan campaigning on ‘America can never be imperfect’

Current taxi music selection: clearly synth pan flute cover Evanescence wipe away all your tears song

I was in a small fancy clothes store recently and they’re trying to make ‘sport coat but also hoodie’ a thing. No. Hoodies are slob wear

oofda

Okay i just had to share a weird bathroom thing. Was waiting at the single occupancy bathroom at the pub and the guy walks out and I walk in and the water in the toilet is sour apple green. Like it’s transparent but it’s yellow green and more green than yellow. Have you ever seen this?

Two commercials on tv so far I’ve seen that are all AI video ugh. I’m sure there’s more

Calling it, ‘vibe’ and all it’s variants have become overused and will be seen as embarrassing slang from this time period

Some nostalgia is harmless, sure. But it is a poison, and when you indulge in it you are desperately trying to re experience memories as if they were fresh, which is the first step in trying to make the present into the past, instead of allowing it to become the future for those that come after you

Cartoons, video games, tv shows and movies seem to have overestimated the amount of people with amnesia

Boss: did you pick a thumbnail for the story Me: yeah, real dark and ominous like you asked

Was looking at energy drinks in the cooler and got divine inspiration to create my brand ‘Energy Bastard’. The flavors should piss you off a little bit. Lime with the essence of diesel fuel. Mixed berry and garlic

The ‘shutdown’ command in Windows can be used with a parameter to set a time-out period before the shutdown begins in seconds. The valid range is 0-315360000 seconds

@whatahellofawaytodad.com new technical to me

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: cmon now

Realizing what was happening when I was out and had a baseball cap on and a girl stole that cap but many years later

I think one of the reasons there’s so much cognitive dissonance on the right about Epstein, child sex trafficking, and their own heroes is that they don’t think of the victims as real people. They view the abuse as an intangible evil but when real victims come forward they ignore and deny them

moo deng has been found dead in Miami

Our opponents do not love America. They do not love America. They love themselves, America is just the place they happen to be. They do not believe in America. America is just the name of the place they happen to be. They cannot deny me America because it was never theirs to deny.

Are those… One Piece luffy hats at the dodgers aftergame

Get ready to choose one of several nutrient slurry/gruel offerings that will appear soon as a % of your food budget

You can a piano. But! Tuna. fish

*looking in the toilet after I go * Oh. Oh no. *remembering* Ah yes, the beets.