I’m in love with the bimzelx girl

Only guy on site today. Gonna pull a little maneuver called ‘2 hour lunch’

Okay just watched episode one of Pluribus and it may be one of the best zombie metaphors I’ve ever seen

Okay, what actor plays Elon in the inevitable movie they’ll make about him? And why does it seem like they’ll almost certainly wait until he’s dead

[ssx 3 voice] SUPER UBER

“You gotta hear this!” [Johnny B Goode plays over phone]

*jerks your chicken*

Genuinely insane remote included with my LED matrix panel

Anyone spreading or promoting medical disinformation/homeopathy/quackery will be remanded to a reeducation facility where they will go through a first year medical school. They will not be allowed to leave until they pass a test. If they are caught again, they are executed publicly by the state

The Goonies was on a tv at the pub, no sound. The first time I’d seen any of it since, well, the 80s. I thought one of the characters was Anthony Michael Hall doing a boy George kind of thing but it was the lovely Martha Plimpton. I wonder if she gave anyone Gender Feelings back then

lol it is almost ninety degrees downtown

A better world is possible. A better world is necessary.

It’s good and cool all tv ads are now - medicine (ask your doctor if you need it?) - sports betting - scam thing

me when I have two study halls in my class schedule

I need like three bloody marys

Ah the faint dark splotch on the sidewalk the size and shape of a barf. A symbol of a good Halloween night

As the white majority in the US gets slimmer, hardcore racists are exploiting the downward mobility of politically influential middle-class whites by blaming encroaching pluralism rather than exhausted capitalism. This lets them obscure the exploitation of nonwhite people and impede solidarity.

Vaping with Mister Cooper

Feet are the hands of the legs

Love getting what I can only describe as ‘anxiety dry vomit heaves’ now

perhaps it was a mistake to give unlimited funding to a rogue, armed, far right police force

My campaign for office in shambles after pictures surface of my full back piece of Bubsy 3D

Autumn has been canceled. It is being replaced with ‘Later Summer’

imagine if getting across town was just a totally inconsequential thing you could do without any drama or anything. nobody asks if you paid, nobody needs to see your pass, nobody bothers you at all. you get on, you go someplace, you get off. doctor, park, work, food truck you saw online, whatever.

Jimmy Dean is not my lover

CC @edwardodell.bsky.social

Okay who set baseball to all blowouts or squeakers

yeah that’ll do it

The 22nd inning stretch

Love this pair of medication commercials that are ‘anime, but clearly made in the west’ for reasons I can’t really explain

his legend was foretold

my new personal slogan

Just saw another all ai generated tv ad. Ugh

Frog tape. Made from real frogs

Just registered for this, but the confirmation email lists a different event name and at an address that doesn’t exist

Reminds me of the ST: Generations score CD that inexplicably had about 15 movie grade sound effects at the end of the CD, including a couple that could easily damage hearing if played too loud

you become egg

Love trying to figure out why an eccentric topic is trending and ‘Amelia Earhart’ is up there

Why aren’t ducks afraid of people? You can’t get 10 feet away from almost any other bird without them taking off but ducks don’t mind you hanging out

Holy carp it is humid in LA

I love being awake, and alive,

experiencing current events, happenings

I will most miss the wind I think. There’s something special and alive about feeling the wind cross over you, fill your senses

POV: you just refilled the snack buckets in the work kitchen

Thinking about obits and listing age. Feels like age should be noted when they died of an unnatural cause or early but after 75 or so seems redundant to note it

Toad and the Existential Dread

Justy Herby

Yerba mate. Maiba mate. Ourma mate

Everyone should be able to see the ocean once