being a child and not knowing much about how the game Oregon Trail works be like

Your own Personal Pizza

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Is the Swedish Chef a cursed man who became a felt automaton but retained his human arms and hands by way of some Byzantine gods logic or is he a muppet who passed through a Quickening and pilfered a bit of god’s image from the original fires of creation?

If your reading this, then you are reading this

giant asteroid the size of a small boulder

A kiss is like a hug you give with your mouth

Sailor Jerry Spiced Ham

Did u know The shrimp is named that just because it is small, the name doesn’t mean the animal.

that’s very funny a fly marrying a bumblebee

lol timeline synergy

169. dinner

Okay west coasters let’s get that time theft today

when you’re trying to get the fitted sheet corner on the mattress right

If you’re out there on the roads in LA during these rains be extra alert. Some angelinos have a clever cost saving trick called ‘never replace your tires’ which will become apparent now

Cyclopian tubes

shramp skimpy

It always makes me embarrassed for the USA when they do a local news spot when the lottery jackpot gets really big and they interview a bunch of yokels that basically amounts to ‘Americans Don’t Understand Statistics And Never Will’

Listened to 4’33”. Perfect. No notes

no one: no one: no one: teams: would u like to look at power bi

modest yahoo

Multiple stress dreams tonight! Including one where I killed someone with a gun? Not good bob

Pickle day guy o

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION (1995 dir. Hideaki Anno)

These are my boys McMaster-Carr, Ingersol Rand and little baby Grainger, and my daughter Pitney Bowes

late eighties album cover

Man even the stars got mental health probs

I know we’ve said this before chat but it feels like we’re entering some kind of end game here

Ima feel real dumb buying this ram when the bubble pops in six months and they start giving sticks away with like a can of monster

The ROI on the Corona Feliz Navidad commercial has to be astronomical

I’m in love with the bimzelx girl

Only guy on site today. Gonna pull a little maneuver called ‘2 hour lunch’

Okay just watched episode one of Pluribus and it may be one of the best zombie metaphors I’ve ever seen

Okay, what actor plays Elon in the inevitable movie they’ll make about him? And why does it seem like they’ll almost certainly wait until he’s dead

[ssx 3 voice] SUPER UBER

“You gotta hear this!” [Johnny B Goode plays over phone]

*jerks your chicken*

Genuinely insane remote included with my LED matrix panel

Anyone spreading or promoting medical disinformation/homeopathy/quackery will be remanded to a reeducation facility where they will go through a first year medical school. They will not be allowed to leave until they pass a test. If they are caught again, they are executed publicly by the state

The Goonies was on a tv at the pub, no sound. The first time I’d seen any of it since, well, the 80s. I thought one of the characters was Anthony Michael Hall doing a boy George kind of thing but it was the lovely Martha Plimpton. I wonder if she gave anyone Gender Feelings back then

lol it is almost ninety degrees downtown

A better world is possible. A better world is necessary.

It’s good and cool all tv ads are now - medicine (ask your doctor if you need it?) - sports betting - scam thing

me when I have two study halls in my class schedule

I need like three bloody marys

Ah the faint dark splotch on the sidewalk the size and shape of a barf. A symbol of a good Halloween night

As the white majority in the US gets slimmer, hardcore racists are exploiting the downward mobility of politically influential middle-class whites by blaming encroaching pluralism rather than exhausted capitalism. This lets them obscure the exploitation of nonwhite people and impede solidarity.

Vaping with Mister Cooper

Feet are the hands of the legs

Love getting what I can only describe as ‘anxiety dry vomit heaves’ now