BUT... THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE.

It makes a lot of sense that the Final Boss of One Piece is a Bleach character.

SPEED RACER IN 4K UHD HOLY SHIT what will my personality even BE anymore?

I am incapable of having normal thoughts or opinions re: Star Fox. I am 95% sure I could recreate every voice line and bark from Star Fox 64's Fortuna level, from memory, with passable-to-pretty-good impressions of each voice actor. I am going to become INSUFFERABLE if a new one drops this year.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

THE NORTH FUCKING REMEMBERS

This man came WEIRDLY CLOSE to running Canada. Despite having a -20 Charisma score. Despite offering no policies or vision for the future. Despite copying JD Vance's playbook (right down to demonizing minorities while marrying a Brown lady). His party still ALMOST WON. It genuinely scares me.

ME: Physical media is making a huge comeback! So are you going to- NINTENDO: Zelda on vinyl ME: nice! NINTENDO: 300 dollar ME: ok what about NINTENDO: clock for single people talking flower cardboard VR gameboy juke box ME: NINTENDO: each song is separate tiny cartridge 45 cartridges total

Last year, @afsulli.bsky.social asked me to read EARTH FILLED WITH BLOOD due to my credentials of "Having Watched Blade/Blade II A Lot." He takes ideas you know (old country demons, old money families) and twists them into unpredictable shapes. Newer, sharper. You shall love it and despair; I did.

Really really want to thank @adashtra.bsky.social and @aftermath.site for covering the work we've been doing to #FreeLud, I am so glad we trusted them to tell this story. We will bring him home and we will see justice

I’ve been crying laughing all morning fr

YOU: angry that A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms rolled credits on a classic 1950s country western song about coal miners, breaking your suspension of disbelief ME: angry that A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms didn't use "Big Iron" by Marty Robbins, revealing the cowardice of all involved

starships were all AI hands weird cause they're AI

If y'all think Yoko Taro got called in to give the fans what they want, I'd love to introduce you to a little-known phenomenon called EVERY SINGLE YOKO TARO PROJECT. Anno is too un-depressed to recapture his mindset from the original series, so they hired a guy who made a CARD GAME ABOUT GENOCIDE.

Congratulations! We now have a job market with a tiger behind EVERY DOOR. Punishing entrepreneurs by making it impossible to go solo without a pile of money or an existing audience. Punishing success by allowing corporations to acquire and destroy those formerly indie workers to boost earnings.

The lists of "Things AI Companies Have Done" and "Things Aubrey 'Drake' Graham Has Done" are basically a matched pair at this point.

In addition, here's a quick way to understand: Name a single time in history when the OWNERS OF THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION were sincerely concerned about the working class being unfairly left behind. There are so many signs that this is bullshit, it just takes like five seconds of critical thinking!

"whoops, i dropped my monster wrench that i use for my magnum leg"

I honestly lose sleep over how versatile Silent Hill is as a TV/film concept. Single protagonist. A physical space that warps to match their deteriorating mental health. Monsters and threats that reveal their formative trauma. Instead, exactly One French Guy is allowed to adapt it every decade.

LEMME HEAR YOU SAY HELL YEAH

in which NBC News gets worked into a shoot

It's not that complicated. Overwatch 2 is now Overwatch. Overwatch, on the other hand, simply becomes Overwatch: First Blood Part II.

Just had a vivid flashback to a HUGE fight I had in high school about the proper way to pronounce "Tycho Brahe." I was bullied a lot in high school. (Also, I was RIGHT.)

like Helen of Troy was also probably 50% swan so what the fuck are we even doing here

It's amazing that 2026's answer to Barbenheimer is going to be MELUNGIA.

there's a non-zero chance that THIS begins the chain of events that delivers us a port of JSRF either way, my Canadian ass is about to pay TOO MUCH FOR SHIPPING AND HANDLING this weekend <3

I have never felt more supported in my Hate Of Darren than at this moment

I cannot believe I have been gifted this perfect, unspoiled, unimpeachable gift in my lifelong quest to be Darren Aranofsky's Greatest Hater. I am going to ruin so many dinner parties. I will Become Insufferable. I have never felt so strong, so clear, so focused. cuz dude's a FUCKING HACK

SEGA just dropped an audio drama where the cast of KNUCKLES CHAOTIX (a spinoff game released on the Sega 32x in 1995) solves a missing-persons case in the style of a classic detective story. Also, the creator of Steven Universe composed the theme song. They dropped 2 episodes in the last 2 hours.

Parliament must ban Canadian firms from doing business with ICE Morning File by me

there was this really funny episode of a sitcom about white-collar workers in the mid-2000s. one of them recreated himself in a video game, right down to the same outfit and desk job. he was mocked for the small scale of his imagination. it was called "The Office," and it aired in October 2007.

Scott Adams lost millions of dollars on his attempt to popularize his microwaveable vegetarian burrito: The Dilberito. He pitched it as "the blue jeans of food," which is up there with Vince McMahon insisting the average person didn't know what a "burrito" was in the Food Racist Hall Of Fame.

I made it 3 days on LinkedIn before writing a 1000-word post about how I resent every aspect of how AI is thought about, discussed, and insisted upon on that site. I did this instead of my original goal: Finding freelance marketing/writing clients. Still: This is a new personal record.

if you just change the chorus of bodies by drowning pool to “let the body keep the score” and nothing else the whole song still works quite well, maybe even better

Umami isn't real. Every study "proving" its existence is just describing another sensation we already have a word for. Most descriptions of Umami are usually talking about a food that coats your mouth/tongue and leaves an aftertaste. Which means Umami is a FEELING, not a FLAVOUR.

real Sonic fans know it's short for "Big Naturals The Cat"

hey y'all, huge fans, quick two-part question: 1) Why didn't you call it "Divinitive Edition"? and and 2) Is it too late to call it "Divinitive Edition"? DMs open if you need to chat! love, mike

Of all the ways I've wanted to see an Asian Director get back at Quentin Tarantino by stealing one of HIS ideas without giving credit, "Inviting A Bunch Of Powerful Figures To Normal Night At The Movies" is the one we all deserve.

Andre 3000: “what’s cooler than being cool?” Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…” Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright…

I finished Metroid Prime 4 last night, and I became a disappointed teacher urging a student to Do Better and Apply Themselves. We may never fully understand the crunch and chaos of its development, but the proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is a desert. (Sylux's theme is great, though.)

Social Media Gamer Discourse cannot attempt to discuss Song of Saya after what it just demonstrated with HORSES. it's like signing up for a charity fun run and breaking both legs on the way to the race, and then insisting on bench pressing a thousand pounds from your hospital bed.

WE DID IT PAPAYA GANG #F1

Charles LeClerc is here to swap tyres and crush dreams, and he's all out of tyres. (I HATE THIS)

-Eurovision has its Big 5 countries that provide the most funding and auto-make the finals -Spain (part of the Big 5) said they'd boycott 2026 if Israel wasn't banned -ESG announced a vote to decide Israel's status -When it came time hold the vote, ESG chose instead to NOT HOLD A VOTE -Shit sucks

The year is 2035. My knee fails me and I go tumbling to the ground, disqualifying myself from The World's Biggest Hopscotch Game. I made the upper cutoff, so my wife is returned to me unharmed. But per the rules, Beast Bank has foreclosed on my house. I ask chat for mercy. Fs in chat.

why doesn't the machine that steals whatever i point at also have a feature that points at things for me

so many lapsed and former journalists and writers (myself included) would give ANYTHING for the opportunity to do what we love to do in a stable, sustainable way. but if we literally can't afford to do it, we drift away. watching immoral hacks hoard and despoil these jobs makes me deeply sad/angry.