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golden kamuy tonight!!! last season of my gay sons 🥰

okay but actually like, dunking on sissies is the easiest thing ever. what do you mean you have a humiliation kink and you decided it's the most humiliating to be a woman. Can't you just be a dog like a normal person or something.

Owner: "you don't have to move the pizza you bit off of" Me: "Yeah but i don't want it to touch your slice!!" Owner: "...are you worried about cooties??? *I've been inside you!*"

It's really fucked up to shame someone for putting tits on a dog when half my friends are taking pills to try and do that themselves

me and Owner just went to an arcade, and they had gundam exvs2 machines! I laughed like, fairly hard when i played the Victory and Uso's ultimate is summoning disposable Shrike Team members to take hits for him lmfao

only weapon kit 4 today 😭

Making pilgrimage to the local gunpla shop looking for the armored core Orbiter kit and weapon kits 4 and 5 🙏🙏🙏

I think i need to make the transition between the bangs and the rest of the hair on the sides a little smoother also i'm scared i look like i'm a man doing drag but i'm getting used to fighting against that feeling

the thing is it's important to be truly embarassed about cumming from head scratches on that one spot that makes your brain go away because what kind of person can do that

anyway i need an evil imperial lesbian to do that to me

Free on youtube in its entirety btw youtu.be/CrlfWnsS7ac?...

DUDE. "The Quiller Memorandum" has maybe the best drug interrogation scene i've ever seen??! It's this old 60s movie. Most of the interrogation is like, an officer trying to overwhelm the protag by getting him to complete sentences, or respond to what seems like urgent demands for info from his boss

'girl shaped object' is a great gender to have

Cut my own hair today chat ☺️ should i bring the bangs a lil shorter or nah?

it would ALSO be really funny if trump just hates maduro and wanted to throw him in jail and is going to leave venezuela alone after this Rubio already said no more strikes are planned apparently

could you imagine how funny it would be if the US soldiers captured a body double

what the fuck? So. The US just *kidnapped* a foreign head of state? Like, yes, maduro deserves the guillotine for crimes against the venezuelan people and generally being an authoritarian dictator. But we just literally created a power vacuum that has a chance to turn venezuela into libya......

we’re at war with the world but at least you can say faggot again i guess

peace president btw

i love living in a place where over half the electorate is happy to kill lots of people out of literal pure racism. like. decades of "the brown people from the south are INVADING and BRINGING IN DRUGS" led directly to blowing up caracas. I really hope those videos are AI. But i don't think they are

i will be at the war protests; i hope all my american friends are as well.

in the vc telling my friends with piss kinks "have fun! 🥰" every time they get up to go to the restroom

give me mean older women that make fun of my clothes and makeup for not being elegant enough before getting really horny about the taboo of fucking someone a decade younger or give me death

“i made this twitter account before elon started automating the on-demand mass production of child porn!” bumper sticker

"Wouldn't you agree?" Is such a fun phrase to drop on an ususpecting girl's mind. Does wonders to the slightly pliable and is an excellent primer. "You're better when hypnotised, Wouldn't you agree?" Similar vibes to "Don't you think?"

I will never vote for Halimede.

You can be an independent starship captain and win five or six battles and nobody cares, but you give ONE portmaster head to get docking perms when you're low on money---

you're telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice??

hot enby that gives you a forced minute long orgasm while you make out between 11:59 and 12:01 🥰

(doing double peace signs with poorly-focused eyes and flushed cheeks) H-happy new year!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(doing double peace signs with poorly-focused eyes and flushed cheeks) H-happy new year!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

hot enby that gives you a forced minute long orgasm while you make out between 11:59 and 12:01 🥰

good afternoon

i have no mercy for my stomach though, we're making a goat cheese board

IBS is fucking eeeeevillllll i am currently missing a new years party 😭

puppygirls fighting for top score at balatro, call that Dogs Playing Poker

okay. I'm not a furry, but i would look SO cute with little floppy dog ears hanging out of my hair

"I can't say no" said by an AI -> creepy, uncomfortable, indicative of the degradation of society's morality "I can't say no" said by your puppy -> adorable, sweet, proof that your training is working, indicative of the degradation of your own morality (hot)

panel 1: making a really awful joke panel 2: naked dogeza with clothes folded in front of me

busting into the girls' chat like "WHATS UP YURI NATIOOOOON" and immediately getting a hundred piss jokes in response

*paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at you* can I have a weed gummy *paws at y

is there anything that makes your heart explode more than bringing your partner a spoonfull of the dinner you're cooking and feeding it to them and watching the ratatouille fireworks go off behind their eyes? it's so cute, i love the little involuntary noises that let you know you nailed the dish 🥰

Gold star puppygirl (has humped more legs than cum inside)

"but you're not supposed to play on Lethal for NG!" Skill issue. Skill issue. Did you even play the casual exploration rpg if you weren't on max diff dying in 1 hit to trash mobs?

dawg i have 2 hot spring hp upgrades and found an armor set from an orphan that like quadrupled my defense, what do you mean EVERY attack on the spider lily general kills me in one shot ghost of yotei is pretty cool and i'm getting very close to flawless-ing this fight, but holy shit. Tomorrow.

Also im almost mentally healthy again, my libido is finally back!!

girlypups, locktober and NNN back to back sucked but i think being forced to have 3+ orgasms back to back with no breaks every other day in december is even worse, i'm so exhausted 😭

Capra demon has fucken HANDS when you're high what the hell!!

Every christmas, me and Owner make a 50-videogame challenge wheel of 1v1 contests. Any game goes, this year so far we did 20 Minutes til Dawn who can survive longer (Owner), Civ 5 duel (this one), and now we're doing Dark Souls 1 Weird Animals Race (kill a hydra, giant rat, and giant cat lol)