why is it so cold and rainy 😭 it should be illegal to make it start raining and blowing wind when it's already in the 40s and there's a 20 minute walk ahead 😭

every time i do an injection a little bit of stuff leaks out onto my leg and i'm getting quite worried i'm somehow fucking up my dose How do y'all keep leakage from happening?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

this post is killing me because this drives my entire existence lol

me when i experiment with masc lesbian looks and just look like a man 😭 fashion is evil i just want to see what it's like

sometimes when there's a long period of stress and lots of stuff happening back to back, i forget how hot it is that Owner can just remind me that they're scheduling nipple piercings for me in a few weeks

Alright, New Vegas really does have the best drip. Tale of Two Wastelands is such a fun mod, maxing your level in Vegas and then doubling back to the capitol wasteland with a busted build is sooooo fun

okay the 2 Line is sick, going over the water on a train is so cool and anyone who commutes into seattle from like bellevue via light rail has such a COOL COMMUTE

Ehehehehe 🥰

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

groaning and saying "i can fix her" when the dollgirl trips and her arm goes flying across the room

hahahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha okay like how do you explain the sensation of everything getting warm and fuzzy when someone's being casually, conversationally dominant and stuff because like it's LITERALLY better than drugs

okay but like if i was in charge of making doll bodies for women i would absolutely make them able to get intoxicated, like what's the point if you can't turn up their chin with a finger and put a bottle of soju to their lips and hold eye contact while they chug it?

groaning and saying "i can fix her" when the dollgirl trips and her arm goes flying across the room

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER ROOM TO CLEAN and um a statics quiz but like

everyone say "good doggie" for me cleaning out like 3 closets and the entire bedroom of random junk that we didn't move at our old apartment after a day of classes 🥰 you have to, okay? 🥰

Good morning :) what's a mouse's favorite way to medidate? Tai cheese 🥰

girls frotting

the conflation of the cis guy sissy kink stuff with the dog women of bluesky is extremely funny, like if you want to call trans women men you can just do that, you have the full support of the US government

lmfao wait wait i gotta find this "puppygirls are like sissies" post so i can be mean to someone stupid online for fun

also if you haven't called your congresspeople yet, set aside a couple hours and add to the hopefully large backlog while you cook dinner or something

Gibberish closely related to war crimes

whyyyy does smoking have to both give you cancer AND mess with your estrogen uptake??? Fuck this gay ass earth

I think assassinating elon musk would be a bad idea, because it's going to be *so much funnier* when he kills himself

calling the STS2 Knowledge Demon the "Mind Goblin" until my partner bites me, day 1:

living room is SO CLOSE TO BEING UNPACKED AHFKVKGKEKCK

Living room is so close to being unpacked 👀👀👀 i'm so excited to get all the furniture into place so we can start painting and staining it!

this is the world i'm going to die fighting for btw

[girl whose parents and grandparents were t4c voice] "yeah i come from a long line of lesbians"

Nyt humanizing a Nazi sissy while their coverage of actual trans people is anti science terrorism is so on brand tbh.

it's so funny that steve jobs died of ligma

!! Bedroom accent wall !! i think i got JUST the right color 🥰🥰🥰 it needs to be touched up in a couple spots like the corner, but aaaa the rounded corners came out so CUTE

!! Bedroom accent wall !! i think i got JUST the right color 🥰🥰🥰 it needs to be touched up in a couple spots like the corner, but aaaa the rounded corners came out so CUTE

do you think furries call repressing scalies eggs?

puppygirl 9/11 is when you get banned from licking Owner for the rest of the day 😭😭😭

the dog is such an aspirational figure for the transsexual woman because they're forgiven if they bite you when they're hurt and scared, and if they aren't they're at least given the sweet release of euthanasia

do you think kristi noem could have become based if she married a trans puppygirl instead of a sissy fetishist, or would she be even more transphobic

Chat, what do we think of these colors for a living room accent strip? 🤔 kinda going for a 70s ish vibe. Idk if i accidentally hit "nursery" though lmao

what a week, huh

Chat, what do we think of these colors for a living room accent strip? 🤔 kinda going for a 70s ish vibe. Idk if i accidentally hit "nursery" though lmao

I love painting in enclosed spaces without adequate ventillation 🥰🥰🥰

how tf did it take them so long to find the clit?? they could have just asked me or something wtf www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

what if sometimes when you think people are looking at you because you're trans it's actually because you look like a massive lesbian

Reminder that the reason you're seeing so much weird Chappell Roan news is that just a few weeks ago she fired her Epstein-adjacent agent, Casey Wasserman. Wasserman is still the chairman of the 2028 LA olympics, but has started stepping back from his ad agency.

The No Kings protests today had a lotta turnout, woah. hope this turns into something. I didn't hear a lot of anger at dems for being so passive but i heard SOME which is a great sign that the public will be demanding change.

sushi-motivated puppygirl

one of my major life goals is to become attractive and personable and suave enough to help a bisexual woman cheat on her cis husband, and i'm NOT kidding. You probably think this is a bit, but it's NOT, in my soul i deeply deeply need to tear asunder the marital bonds of man and wife at least once,,

as a tranny I have a biological advantage in making your wife who hates you nut so hard she cries

getting really into meteorology to make chasers really really angry over misunderstandings on my dating app profiles