She needs her hair gently stroked...

I played this so much for my friends on discord they started groaning loudly the second I was like "what else should I put on?"

don't leave.

I've replied with this before, but it's too good to only use once

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this post never fails to crack me up

She needs her hair gently stroked...

"die hard is a Christmas movie" annoys me to a degree that I should probably bring up in therapy

I want to see this so bad I could scream.

Thinking a lot about how I hate Shane Gillis and at the core of the my issue is the knowledge I could never affect him in a way that matters. I could shoot him with a gun and he'd be like "gay" right before dying and it'd haunt me for the rest of my life like a stephen king yarn.

Knight of the seven kingdoms banged

Calling gambling 'an addiction' is gatekeeping.

Artist: the keionbu Media: final fantasy, final fantasy vii, final fantasy vii remake Source: https://twitter.com/the_keionbu/status/1797755561783754780

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Please check out my podscast CRT Soundsystem and Video Games Are the Worst thing on earth. Come on CRT Soundsystem. Repost them in discords. Reconnect with your estranged child and say " VGATWTOE inspired me"

Grammy posting for the Grammys?! Congrats to Austin Wintory on the win for the absolutely stunning Sword of the Sea soundtrack (I called it) and we had @larryoji.bsky.social join us to talk about the nominations among other things so come listen!

Good morning, gays and grunglers

They used to call these AMVs during the Bush administration

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I drew Ethel Cain in MacPaint from 1984 with a 25 year old mouse

did u know rivers cuomo wanted to use these photos as the single art for Pink Triangle but his label refused. wonder what that was about

The Pitt has some of the most fascinating injury effects in fiction. Gonna get up to my grossest past time: watching medical procedures on YouTube.

one thing i always look for in a currency is the capacity to lose 15% of its value in response to nothing in particular

I'm awake. Please be aware

They used to call these AMVs during the Bush administration

my important tomba creations (thread)

I'm down $3 in btc (what I had leftover from buying hrt before I moved)

From the makers of “Big Mouth” Billy Bass, here comes “Huge Tits” Tracey Trout, a trout with massive boobs

(unprompted) I stand in solidarity with people who have shit themselves at work during the lunch rush and then said to the manager "I have to go home. I shit my pants."

I'm awake. Please be aware

I feel better physically but my brain is buzzing

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Conservatives every time someone treats them exactly how they deserve:

I'm back on my bullshit (rereading the dark tower)

THATS WHAT YOURE CALLING IT? ARE YOU SURE?

I'm nice

the sacred text

Why is the Cherry Icee a cop? What evil is this????

I don't it's just who I am.

Okay I went to the doctor 💊🏥💊🏥💊🏥💊 I felt seen and I won't die this week

free dril

He doesn't look a thing a like Morrissey but he talks like gentlemen like you imagined when you were young

easily the best ASOIAF shitpost since George read “The Foresaken” at Balticon

I'm so sick of medicine withdrawals or whatever the fuck is wrong with me. The punishment for mental illness just never ends. The sympathy is a detached shrug. Make do with the latest suffering. Don't talk about it unless you have to.

I want to be able to say "I don't feel good" and have a team of beautiful doctors coo sympathy and then humanely put me in a log splitter with a Capri Sun.