the problem with modern fantasy movies is that they stopped having bizarre plot detours where the hero encounters a fucked-up practical effect creature with a crazy rule like "you can't make any sounds around this thing or it turns you into glass" that exist only to traumatize 8-year-olds

beast Yamato 🐕 (from a few years ago) #onepiece #art

Oh god Pauline Hanson's at it again

Raijin in FF8 considers himself an honourable ladies' man, & so every time you fight him if there's only women alive in the party, he won't attack & will just stand & take a beating. UNLESS he's been blinded by a spell... & then, because he can't see who he's hitting, he'll attack the girls.

Strong Bad voice: "Oh hey, The Woman."

In Blazblue, the character Platinum the Trinity has a jab where they do either rock, paper or scissors This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Very cautiously optimistic about all the latest Fortnite leaks and key art not mentioning Potter at all (they didn't even include the reference to it from the Simpsons movie pig??)

"Cows kill more people than sharks." That's what the cow tools are for

Lilimon #digimon #デジモン

go to silent hill, get a cool arm (*results may vary)

Caelan Conrad has completely stolen the mantle from the youtube skeptic community and they're a criminally under-subbed creator you should check out if you like deep scientific debunking of things like conversion therapy youtu.be/g1lg8ixkN8w?...

Take note, kids looking to fool age verification AI

Fuck out of here

Putting this guy in charge of administering my will

CHRONO TRIGGER

I like Kirby. Round.

game design 101

rat shapes ✨

When the Elephant's Foot is no longer terrifyingly radioactive, none of us will be around to give it a little kiss 🙁

I'm sorry to report that the Switch 2 version of Pirate Warriors 4 now loads too fast to find Pandaman on the load screen 😔

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started a terrible alt account for intrusive thoughts that annoy me clutterbrain.bsky.social can't recommend it

Browsing other peoples' air ride machines and the Bepis Star made me laugh so hard I got a headache

Anyone remember Merchant Pot Turbo? Really stretched the definition of the word "turbo." Sometimes used this guy if you couldn't afford Chaos. Always loved the insect variant.

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

It’s that time again!

This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid

Introducing my new car the Estrogen Burger

im headaches

The McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal thoughts?

Looks like two heads ARE better than oneARE better than oneARE better than oneARE better than oneARE BETTTERRRR THANNN OOOONNNNNNNEARRRRE BETTTTERRR THANNN OOOOOONE

Sometimes you dream that the Deadite Apocalypse going on outside, and the Deadites are chanting that their master was summoned because, quote, "Barack Obama fucked a Ouija board" and you just have to wonder what that was doing in your subconscious

Come Meet My Friend Malroth. Please. Not Enough People Know About Malroth

Can't have shit on Tallon IV smh

*casually breaks your metagame*

I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory

Pokemon: "This is Sneetle! It's a worm pokemon with a big long nose that likes to eat mushrooms." Digimon: "That's Killingyoumon! The Digimon who loves killing more than anything!"

cackling

‼ SUPER MONKEY BALL BANANA RUMBLE DLC CHARACTERS HATSUNE MIKU AND GODZILLA ARE BEING DELISTED ON NOVEMBER 26 ‼ You have about one week left to get these characters before they're gone forever!

You Should Play Dragon Quest Builders 2 (maybe wait for it to be even lower but) NOW

Big Tits Colossal Tits | | | | | | | | ____________ | The Illusion of free choice 🐮

great news everyone