cool!

literally every single time someone with a beating heart comes out of one of these places they are shook for life and share fresh new horrors but generally confirming what everyone already knows was probably going on in there and you still can’t get it on national television

a lot of people get lost in making music, you can spend a million dollars on fancy plugins and virtual instruments and other supplemental tools and tutorials and never once produce anything worth listening to ask me how i know

HI SANDY HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL

you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it

just walked simply into mordor some said it couldn’t be done

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today

they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits

im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails

they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet

thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers

hey psst hey kid wanna know a secret? it was me, i was Q all along

mmyahthat happened to me too

thread: how to build my credit card sized battery bank and mini screwdriver pocket kit, all links are without affiliate codes, i just found this was super useful. maybe this makes a great christmas gift for a techy/computer person on your life who is always using screwdrivers

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i hope all those people who got laid off appreciate the sacrifice made here today

they were never, ever concerned about your SNAP benefits

im sure they listened to and carefully considered all of your voicemails

i don’t ever want to hear again that the voters have failed the party

Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football

they don’t care about you and they never will until a third party is sufficiently strong enough to challenge their complex and difficult to maintain position of constantly losing to the most racist people on the planet

COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes! ~next day~ COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves! ~that night~ COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!

“i, state your name,”

hello Walter, this is Nancy Pelosi, Right now Donald Trump is standing outside my door with a knife, he says he needs my blood to usher the arrival of “Grlxarx the bone fucker” will you please give me $100 so I can write the word ’puto’ on a piece of paper and slip it under the door to him

this is payback for luigi btw

oh definitely, the concern of course is what he was negotiating for

peripheral vision is such an asshole

i'll repost this forever i'm so proud of it

my union sends out a seasonal print magazine and on the cover they’re inviting us join a zoom call but they printed the godawful 60-character encoded URL and i guess they expect everyone to just like type that bitch in or something. if you don’t want people to show up then just don’t do it at all

just dropped thestargazerlilies.bandcamp.com/track/eleven...

she is fast approaching unrecognizable

remember when the sitting president of the united states of america violated the twitter terms of service and got banned like an edgy thirteen year old might

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Tis the season for poorly automatically photoshopped Amazon product photos

pardon the hyperbole but there’s some new moderation filters you need to go rebalance

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes sadbois

oh my god Becky look at her butt. Haha totally made u do sexual harassment Becky

look dipshit we already have a way to measure the cultural value of art, it’s called gross earnings

i know its hack now to point it out, and setting aside this new information from The Department of Some Stupid Bullshit I Just Made Up, but the structure and word choice in the first sentence invites your analysis and ridicule. occasionally it still stuns me that the POTUS is functionally illiterate

walmart’s famous Thanksgiving Dinner Index

i walked into a uhaul store to rent a truck and the guy there was like “its crazy how many people are fleeing here” and without a moments hesitation i replied “oh where’d you hear that bullshit, like fucken facebook or something” and he shut down so hard i expected to hear the windows logoff sound

the last time i was this sick with a viral infection i wrote an SA thread about having sex at work that goldmine’d

what’s your most milquetoast take

what’s the greatest gen x comedy? its probably either happy gilmore or the third austin powers

its not that conservatives and liberals cant imagine a better world for themselves theyve just given up on it in favor of chasing short term profits

yeah thats right i bought five cases of RC cola because it was a five for two deal. no i don’t care that its RC. i don’t care because it tastes the same as coke which also tastes the same as pepsi they all taste the same i’ve been drinking this bullshit since i was a teenager it all tastes the same