ah c'mon man

as i feed #HatsuneMiku feet first into an industrial shredder, her screams are autotuned. eventually her head pops off and bounces around in the loading chamber, so i reach for the stick to pin it down but drop it when the hungry teeth have caught her stained-red hair; its just a matter of time now

nickelback got a new job

it took them one week to go from cancelling vaccines to reaching for mommy’s headache pills

reminder that you will never convince a republican to vote for a democrat, its not a real thing to any statistical degree that matters. what is real is exciting and activating the electorate by giving them what they need, but democrats are opposed to this which is why they are unsuitable opposition

BREAKING: Leaked messages reveal violent, racist messages sent by radical Charlie Kirk week before death

does anyone have any translations of hitlers speeches at his rallies or will this suffice

it took them one week to go from cancelling vaccines to reaching for mommy’s headache pills

myes,

a core memory for me from twitter was a girl who posted a video of herself in the shower washing her hair and then reaching out of frame to grab a beer

love 2 curl up in bed w a good book (the jeffrey epstein 50th birthday book)

bluesky doesn’t understand it, so let me make it clear: when you see nutsling post “what up its ya boy nutsling” you say “good morning nutsling”

what up its ya boy nutsling

i wonder how many people scrambled over the last two days to slap that turd together only to find out they were getting direct to youtubed

Please rewind before retvrn.

PisplayPort eehehehehhehe

we have to go back to physical media, we have to go back to mom and pop rental stores and independent labels and blogs and irc and keeping your own personal library and movie night and friendsgiving

i did not expect this to be how The Tonight Show would die, but i welcome it however it occurs

gimme some sugar, bro

im gonna

cellphoned selfowned

i think if you want to be seen as a cool guy who is laid back and likes to have fun, one thing you can do is not drink or smoke or do drugs. people really seem to like that kind of guy a lot.

something i quietly do behind the scenes is get into racist gaming discords and annihilate them with reports

me: tesla, make me a watery grave; my last will and testament is give my everything to elon musk's above board charity TESLA: affirmative. please relax as death's grip begins to take hold, as you will only feel pain once more. now playing, Enya 'Pax deorum'

lotta shitlibs trying to figure out where to download that old version of utorrent right now

From Wired a few weeks ago. A lot of the people who I was told for years were the adults in the room are being asked how they want to be remembered, and that answer is very clearly "cowards." www.wired.com/story/uncann...

in as little as three months it may be viewed as cute and novel to have waited for a supreme court ruling on anything

january 6th will have been the last time in our lifetimes where that failed

dude if you’re donating money to any political entity vying for a seat right now you’re an idiot

look im really sorry about your gender tran’s and the palace steins or whatever but they’re coming for Jiminy Kimmie

yeah so it actually was a distraction from epstein

just wanna say thanks again to the #Democrats for really putting up the best possible effort to save #Democracy good work #pissdrinkers

yeah but the midterms are gonna be crazy

this was a good prediction

found A Guy

they really expect all of those detained south koreans that we made lick water off the floor like dogs will just willingly come back

what’s the next worst thing you could possibly imaginewell what if i told you were doing that now too

🎶 girl you’ll be a woman (pejorative) soon

my butthole is for pooping but occasionally i hide things in it, like dicks

yall needa lissen a book, yall

engine in this truck is so bad i’ve named it Joseph Stallin’

it would actually be good if the trump admin hunted down and arrested every elected democrat and banned the party citing RICO, and we as a country were forced to create a new party that actually reflected everyone who remained

oh wow, hey everybody, check out this interesting headline about woody allen and jeffrey epstein!

how is 'the name game' even a song shirley

rearranging app folders on my iphone and tried to drop one from one page to another but instead it vanished into the void. the apps are still on my phone and i can search for them but whatever container they were in is no more

like that fabled japanese WWII soldier who holed up for years waiting on an imminent invasion that never happened and the world moved on without him, im wondering how many agents are still turning over rocks in that greenbelt because someone forgot to go pick them up

cankles lady at the back of the ihop where the civil war is being planned: yes hi what impact will all this have on interstate commerce bcos this bitch needs her kraff ranch dress’n