wait are drafts stored on device or on the public protocol lol

i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

most people forgot that little donnie was inconsolable because tuvok couldn’t go home, never mind that might have been the finest moment of television

eric cartman voice sweet

im gonna go build a computer or something fuck this

you actually don’t need to defend a guy with a nazi tattoo

i made jim davis write “these events are canon” on a comic strip where he drew jon arbuckle drinking dog cum and he hired a crisis pr firm about it

what up its ya boy nutsling

lets fucken go

someone might have to go and do it

Four strikes is not that many

think im gonna go see old man gloom

idc if you like him or not but there are organizations holding meetings trying to figure out what to do about mamdani and honestly we should all be living in such a way that causes that level of frustration to our opponents

the "boys are back in town" may be a happy anthem but its very pleasure also depends on sorrow. for while we celebrate the boys return we also know they must leave. even now the hour of their departure draws close. perhaps we ourselves will be the ones who drive them away

The time honored conservative axiom "anything I've never personally experienced is fake," applied not just to gender identities, sexualities and non-evangelical religious principles but the very idea of consequences

ai bros, post your best tayne

the IRGC have abducted RFK jr and forced him to eat a vegetable. he was 72

i have so many aliexpress coupons baby

i hate how famous the sandwich my grampa did a big cum on is getting lately

“deep guy” is when you trade common sense for vocabulary in your stats but then put no real effort into growing it really maintaining either ask me how i know

i do not enjoy a macintosh but i gotta say the marchintosh guys sure do seem to be having fun with it

happy birthday GamemasterAnthony

YOSPOS bicht

the shitlibs protesting on 1st Ave are lost. one is still holding a “FUCK MUSK” sign. another has one that just says “EPSTEIN”; good? bad? cant be certain

butthole needs to get its hairs cut

how else will everyone know im heterosexual if i don’t consistently wonder aloud what every woman i meet would look like drowning in my cum

i just went to england and zoomed in. its like being transported to the sugarplums and gumdrops dimension

everyone is saying “i could do it if it were 24 taco bell tacos” buddy they are 3x the size of gentrified street tacos why are you making this harder on yourself

i don’t know much about kpop but some discord has a music channel i would post a rec to, some twelve year old would always, just minutes later, bury it with a wall of text about some new kpop release and one time it was called ‘are you hungry’ & it was about a girl who just wants to cook for her bf

aliens are gonna be really confused about this epstein guy and whether or not we adored him

this shit is such good jangle-goth-gaze-diy and also Staring Problem is an A+++++ band name moderntapes.bandcamp.com/album/eclipse

this is the most trans thing i’ve ever seen

senator pissypussy

yes i am going to drink another goddamned pepsi and play asian market shoot em up “Mad Shark” on a work night

You can print this and use it as a handy guide

I think I'm gonna make up a fake child for my next job and use it to get out of shit. Once bosses find out you don't have kids, your free time is treated as less valuable than your parent coworkers. So yeah this is my large son Cormac, I need to leave early to take him to his laser tag lessons

just saw someone attempting to fundraise on a discord so they could buy a pentium 4 motherboard + cpu + ram combo that was extremely affordable, like almost free

is there even a video game worth playing

me: *watching a documentary about a fighter jet* ohhh my wife: this upper layer extends up because it ends up folding back down over the chest so that’s why you cant just pull it by the shoulder straps because they will disappear inside the b— me: what the fuck is your problem

folding a woman’s laundry is one of the most infuriating things for a man, this shits a gd puzzle. i just spent an entire minute figuring out which way was up and i still had the piece inside out, reversed it and somehow i still cannot make sense of it so i just set it down and said a prayer for it

guy let his dog charge me today, asked me if i’d been bit, immediately talked over me when i responded only to say “im former military and now i don’t take orders from no one”. i paused, said “okay man” and went back to delivering the mail he got all weird and called me a fucking asshole lol

Things are Happening so fast i can only pay attention for maybe fifteen to thirty minutes a day and i feel like im missing out on so much but also not missing out on anything at all

there is absolutely no good reason to mute people, it just allows them and others to talk shit about you right in your own feed, for everyone else to see. blocking, in the app anyway, is nuclear; even if they got a reply in before the block it will not be shown to anyone else

its funny to see this get so twisted, the history on this is basically lost but the entire genesis of bluesky as a service was founded on “no one should be able to block” (which is why it is so funny that the CEO blocks only me)

it was imperative that they crushed all the optical drive manufacturing and shuttered most of the massive disc pressing facilities before they finally made cheap consumer hardware impossible to obtain. conspiracy brain? maybe, but hey, feel free to prove me wrong

Now that the cat’s out of the bag, and there’s no way to put it back in: I need everybody to know that yes, my last name really is Manlove, so that’s one more point on the board for nominative determinism

Dude There's No Kitchen in the Castle She 100% Lied About the Cake

i wanna make sure everyone understands this — we all know that chatbot doesn’t work, elon’s point here is to normalize users opting in to defeat their own HIPAA protections, which will make it easier when later overreaches inevitably goes to trial

one time i ate spicy noodles too fast and my lungs inflamed so badly i could only take 1/16th breaths and i swear i almost died, still finished the noodles though