byelilo
@byelilo.bsky.social
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Deeks 🫶
2 days ago
Yeah, but does your rehab have wifi?
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
1 day ago
Sorry your boyfriend dries you up like there’s silica gel packets in your cooch.
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unnatural girlfriend
3 days ago
one blowjob extra teeth
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Frances Meh
11 months ago
getting 12 cassettes for a a penny from the columbia house record and tape company would fix me
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sophia ♥️
19 days ago
sometimes I forget I'm good at stuff
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
19 days ago
Filling my waterbed with mac and cheese is one of the best ideas I’ve ever had.
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m@thew
29 days ago
as per my last message in a bottle i am shipwrecked
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Wristy
2 months ago
fool me once, fuck everything, i give up
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Fun
20 days ago
commenting “*you’re” on a post that doesn’t have any version of it in it
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korpisworld
about 1 month ago
I enjoy cooking because it combines the danger of chemistry with the disappointment of gambling.
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i’m happy hurting and healing all at the same don’t ask me how
27 days ago
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Viktor Winetrout
27 days ago
[whispering to crying baby] You have no idea
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i’m going to compare them 🍎🍊
29 days ago
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Coach Rusty
about 1 month ago
Putting everyone’s phone in light mode until morale improves
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weeder
29 days ago
Ok hear me out, if each of us kills five hundred mosquitos a day
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ghosting two men this week, but i know i can do better
29 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
about 1 month ago
41,966 posts, one for each day I have loved you
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
calling in a wellness check on my neighbour because their grass is too high
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
about 1 month ago
Kiss me, I taste like the McRib™️.
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"Stumpus Well"
about 1 month ago
I want my water so cold it hurts
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not now lane assist i’m trying to do something cool
about 1 month ago
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
i'm waiting until all the skeets have been posted so i can binge the whole season at once
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unnatural girlfriend
about 1 month ago
siri show me dads wildin out
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Peter
about 1 month ago
they’re saying bing bong
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Johnny Frittata
about 1 month ago
"Down with the Asian American Pacific Islanders! Up with the Gays!" — HR managers across America today directing what posters to take down and which ones to put up
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
helping your mom prepare for el peeño
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
have you considered not making it into a whole fucken thing
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turbo jerry
about 1 month ago
exploring the great depths of the passive aggressive email
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Deeks 🫶
over 1 year ago
I got all my followers by sleeping with them
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Frances Meh
9 months ago
i would never use a reminders app. i have enough apps reminding me about things. i want an app that makes me forget.
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Frances Meh
9 months ago
imagine giving someone syphilis before penicillin you'd have to be like sorry that creampie made your nose fall off baby
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Natalie Litofsky
7 months ago
They should make PEZ dispensers for Tums so that they feel like a little treat.
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TwoSense
about 1 month ago
Is my post mid or is your understanding of my post mid
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Jack
about 1 month ago
*trips on “Caution Wet Floor” floor sign
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Joolia Ghoulia
about 1 month ago
*causes a Satanic panic in your pants*
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Tyler, from the Internet
about 1 month ago
logging on
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alber
about 1 month ago
getting lasik surgery on my third eye
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they'll put a data center in your ass if you’re not paying attention
about 1 month ago
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today’s harvest is bountiful
about 1 month ago
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
about 1 month ago
I deleted an account once what a rush
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inthefade
about 1 month ago
there was a time in the 90s when i kept confusing gwen stefani and shirley manson
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Chris Paxton
3 months ago
We all have days like this
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Frances Meh
about 1 month ago
one time someone taught me a really important lesson i needed to learn. was not a fan.
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mr. cannoli
about 1 month ago
1 star reviewing every amazon product that doesn't fit in my ass
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🖤🐈
about 1 month ago
john wick voice ueah... i'm thinkin i'm having another Big salad with salmon in it 😏
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Jack
about 2 months ago
My senior class field trip was to a minimum security prison.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
9 months ago
[seeing your dick for the first time] MAMMA MIA Olive Garden's never-ending soup or salad and breadsticks 🤌
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why don’t you put yourself in my crocs for a change
about 1 month ago
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Lupita Nihongo
about 2 months ago
I’m tired of ‘you implied’. No motherfucker. YOU gleaned.
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