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Frances Meh
about 16 hours ago
mirror mirror on the wall why's my thigh stuck to my balls
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Cosmic Clau
about 15 hours ago
say hello to my little friend absolutely nobody looks surprised when i pull out a wheel of cheese as it should be
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Frances Meh
about 14 hours ago
[serving you italian fried doughnuts for the first time] say hello to my frittelle, friend
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Frances Meh
about 14 hours ago
sorry my face reveal crashed the server, i've deleted it now
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ceej
about 12 hours ago
this website should go down more, on me
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official gogurt
about 12 hours ago
bluesky was down? i didn't notice. i was touching grass
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Fun
about 12 hours ago
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
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Frances Meh
about 11 hours ago
the ideal social network never loads at all
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ππ₯π’ β₯οΈβ
4 days ago
cut you off to see if you grow back
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Jerry Chen
5 days ago
i went to the foreshadowing store and nobody knew you... yet.
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Frances Meh
8 days ago
bluesky is kinda like the mcu except everyone's superpower is depression
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TwoSense
11 days ago
I do what I want (dipping animal crackers in yogurt)
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spleenly
6 days ago
They're weaning me off the AI teat at the end of the month.
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at rock bottom do yβall want anything
6 days ago
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Jerry Chen
7 days ago
a bag of m&ms marked as "family size" is a social construct
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Jason, ex Inferis
8 days ago
If I ever got stuck in quicksand Iβd act like I was slowly walking downstairs
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i canβt believe iβm not butter
8 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
11 days ago
I wanna be as useless as the Door Close button in an elevator
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Cosmic Clau
12 days ago
humanity started going backwards when drivers stopped giving the thank you wave
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(Touching his circumcision scar) you know they control the banks too
11 days ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
12 days ago
god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship
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Enron "Olive Gaiden" Hubbard
4 months ago
The gap in my resume? Thats where Jesus carried me
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Frances Meh
17 days ago
people always say they want someone funny and then wonder why they get someone damaged
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Frances Meh
17 days ago
my heart, my spleen, lick my testes and my ween
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Jason, ex Inferis
17 days ago
My kink is you telling me that youβre proud of me
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Frances Meh
16 days ago
unlocking a bonus circle of dante's inferno that's all instagrammable moments
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
16 days ago
it's funny that men are so into history but can't remember anything that you like or believe or said
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unnatural girlfriend
16 days ago
guys what are your thoughts
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
15 days ago
very cool they made a pro sports league based on Heated Rivalry
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andy vs.
15 days ago
Well felonies speak even louder than regular actions
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π±πππ ππππππππ
15 days ago
You say youβve had enough of my nonsense but how do we know unless we push the envelope a little?
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Norm
14 days ago
why is it called a gun rant and not a glockenspiel
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alexis simpson
16 days ago
describing a crab: it's a short lobster describing a lobster: it's a long crab
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
16 days ago
where is the line between granola and bird food?
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asking my boss to burp me after my lunch break
21 days ago
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π ΏοΈrofessor Kiosk π
21 days ago
I've played lots of life sims but none of them were as stupid as the real thing
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27 days ago
βim bored,β she said, threateningly
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Rivka
27 days ago
I need u to look at me naked for a science experiment
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crocette
27 days ago
taking the panties off of my blueberry muffin
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moon tzu
27 days ago
nooooo babe i didnt mean it i love your post
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Squirrelly Sam
27 days ago
It wasn't the baja blast that killed us, it was the baja radiation
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but your honor you know how i get
27 days ago
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Jake
28 days ago
The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me
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gorlock
30 days ago
purchased a clearly canadian from kroger for the first time since 1998 to support our boys up north
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Maladroithe
about 1 month ago
TIL I learned that my beloved fiancΓ© gave Wreck It Ralph five stars and Casablanca FOUR on Letterbox, the wedding is off
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SAHAR (ππ₯Ύ) π οΈ
about 1 month ago
Pavloving my boss to applaud when I enter the office
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Mal
about 1 month ago
I, too, am served fresh daily
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word of the day is legs spread the word
about 1 month ago
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who wants a kiss
about 1 month ago
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