You'd think I would he used to the feeling of having all my hopes crushed but still fucking stings My "the Bailey's need to fly to see their kids" post might actually be close to what was true. I cannot imagine even the most centrist democrats being absolutely outraged

God fucking damnit

Too often I realize my cat Squiggly is currled up next to me and I literally have no idea how ow when he got there

If that end the shutdown by trying to actually implement an even worse version of a barely coherent tweet Trump made, I will start playing Okami and just hang out there the rest of my life

Days like this I'm glad I get stoned almost every night

I want to hire him

If this happens Schumer deserves no peace. He deseves 24/7 protests outside his house but I'm pretty dure they made that illegal They almost acted like an opposition party shoukd have Here's hoping I'm forced to eat these words

there are definitely bands here that deserve it to be in but like...this reads so much like White going "why aren't specifically my favorite bands not in here". So much of this list are just music geek bands that have left very little lasting impression to people outside that scene

I still think it can't hurt to mass call Schumer pretending to be the Baileys, insisting he needs to grow a fucking backbone or step down

Schumer going into "Mrs Bailey"'s room to thank her for helping him make a decision on the deal

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

I swear to fucking god if this asshole actually caves...

Listen people, you might be very mad at Schumer for considering to cave when holding on is clearly working for Democrats in every way BUT you have to consider that the Baileys need to fly to have Thanksgiving with their children and are really breathing down his neck. His hands are tied

It is funny that a company that put out a commercial people hated because it was AI thought they could fix the situation with more AI. So completely unable to create, they couldn't even be bothered to handcraft an excuse about how they totally handcraft stuff

lol she got his ass and he knows it

she smiles and says, "I will always love you"

Ugh, having a sad brain day

There is literally no good excuse keeping Schumer in his position. None. He is, at best, a craven coward that is incapable of facing any moment, no less this moment

Shit...I might have to hang out on twitter a little because they let me become a community notes mod. Could really piss people off while not actually contributing any engagement

This is incredible in how half assed even their response is

Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.

There is a certain type whose brain was broken by the Bechdel test, which is like the weirdest thing to get you brain broken by Even Bechdel didn't take it very seriously.

I mean good lord at least the NY Post has funny headlines

One major error we've had as a society was journalist taking unbiased to mean "have no beliefs and both side everything" rather the intended "don't let your preconceived biases blind you from reporting the truth". It's a world of difference, especially when jounalists outright ignore the latter now

This image is posted a lot but what doesn't usually get brought up is this is 100% from Target. I worked there and almost positive this was below the clock

incredible new trump photo

I'm definetly B4 today and most days

Always good when people you hope are cool end up being cool

Never has a more mediocre actor had so much fame and success He should relaunch his app and make it cost a dollar to tell him to get fucked. He'd make a fortune

It's fun that we are basically already in a recession/depression and like literally any second now a particularly dumb bubble that includes all the horrid conglomerates that control everything could burst creating something likely worse than a depression

Dungeness & Dragons

Seeing Repuclicans warn people that if democrats gain any power back they will block every part of the President's agenda like that hasn't been the Republican strategy since Carter is a unique and complex type of enraging

"I was wondering if maybe you could put directly in the newspaper that I'm mad?"

If SAG allows it's actors to take work from Paramount after learning of a literal blacklist based on people opposing genocide, they are being grossly negligent

Sounds like another excellent reason to boycott Paramount! I think we can all live without the new Debra Messing / Michael Rapaport sitcom.

Absolutely brutal day for Sinatra/Bennett fans

Kind of funny that "murder of journalists" was the one thing that made me sure they were not referring to Mr Beast

Seriously, chill about this. To get this he needs to raise Tesla stock 7 trillion dollars, make his fake robots into real robots and make self driving cars work and sell a ridiculous amount subscriptions to the service. This is likely Tesla trying to get Elon to stop fucking around

sorry guys i accidentally deleted the spreadsheet with the first drafts of homophobic potato chip brands and it turns out it was somehow load bearing to the entire driving system and the only guy who knows how to fix it got fired in the union busting so

Fuck this stupid fucking planet ...though this does at least seem conditional upon things I don't think he can actually do

One thing that drives me nuts in these spooky youtube videos I watch is Reddit always assumes the answer to everything they don't understand or they find suspicious is involved in sex trafficking. No evidence and they have never been right but sure, why not continue the thing that caused Pizzagate?

Between how fast RFK booked it out of there and this photo, this moment was an extremely bad look for claims that either of these people care about anyone but themselves Man he looks so annoyed that they helped the guy rather than paying attention to him

This sets a dangerous legal precedent that I intend to profit from, as the inventor of the knifewich

I'm kind of fascinated by RFK Jr's fleeing the scene. He didn't even wait until the pharm exec had hit the floor, or to see what happened - as soon as the guy's knees buckled, RFK turned and booked. That guy is so weird.

@commandersterling.bsky.social if you don't mind, could I trouble you for your opinion on the layoffs at Heart Machine right before Possessor(s) comes out? On the one hand the timing is scummy and layoffs always suck because it feels like tgey can almost always be avoided but...