Jesus Christ, he may as well have said we're always twirling towards freedom. Just perfect consultant speak, no self accountability, no emotion, just an utterly bloodless and meaningless deflection. I hope these motherfuckers get whig partied.

Dozens of tickets had to be refunded…

It’s wild to suggest this is a circular firing squad or something when it’s millions of citizen Democrats who hate it versus 47 elected Democrats who conspired to surrender for nothing. We’re not fighting “each other,” we’re fighting you. There’s only a few dozen of you, but you hold all the power.

I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing

Jojo Sliwa send tweet

putting the rest of my life on hold to build a bunker and stockpile orecchiette

The meltdown he had about this is incredible. Paying for ad spots about his favorite books to prove he can read!!! What a fragile, hollow man.

Coming up with a hot take: audiobooks are closer to humanity's roots of keeping knowledge alive via oral tradition. You READ the Iliad? That's cute, I listened to a recital of it as it was intended to be enjoyed.

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

oh my god

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

it’s important to understand that Nate Silver’s entire consciousness is filtered through the lens of being a gross nerd his entire life. the opportunity to feel like he’s one of the cool kids is something he can’t pass up, it’s load-bearing for his dork psyche.

The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender

Chuck Schumer you are currently being obliterated by "Fox Trot"

it’s moments like today that make it really clear that it was imperative for zohran mamdani to oust andrew cuomo and prevent all these republican-lites from controlling anything

Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics

every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”

the angry base has been right and the savvy "calm down" caucus has been wrong every step of the way for the last 10 years

Torres found his courage to speak up after a couple of guys announced they’re going to primary him.

Chuck Schumer didn’t vote for Mamdani because he’s gearing up to run as an independent after he loses the 2028 senate primary to AOC

These posts are 16 minutes apart. They're right next to each other on Eric's timeline

Schumer bending over for this guy. Chuck is a Republican

is it good when the dems in the house of representatives start calling for the senate to be abolished

I did a Zenless Zone Zero inspired animation

One of my favorite images that has ever existed online.

Huh.

I was told merely yesterday that he was playing 5D chess. are you saying that was untrue???

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.

I was texting my wife that I was having a little bit of a hard time out on my errands so I was going to treat myself to a bbq sides plate and this is what spell correct suggested when it didn’t understand “treat myself”

Anybody who has watched the Times pull this shit for ages knows this game. Good piece.

it’s genuinely so beast mode that voters in virginia saw these jay jones texts leak and elected him by 7 point and then flipped the seat of the republican who leaked these texts to a democrat lmfao

evil northernlion has hit the recommended page

everyone who profits from this should be forced to suffer instead

Generally speaking when it comes to political tendencies in the US I tend to trust them to implement policies that are one tendency to the right of them. Demsoc->social dem policies. Marxist leninist -> demsoc policies. Liberal -> Republican policies. Republicans -> fascist policies, apparently.

Greatest city in the world, etc. hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...

they’re really trying their hardest to not release the epstein files it’s crazy

More Hazel shapeshifting shenanigans

HERO

I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.

"I get Pyramid Man. I get Maria. I even get Laura and Angela or whatever. Why is Eddie there? Did James make him too? Did he see an unpleasant man when he went in the hospital? Is that his guilt about pizza? Did he eat a pizza after he killed his wife? Maybe he smothered her with a pizza."

This is what they took from you

again find it bizarre that national dem leaders avoid the topic of ICE even on here but have time to congratulate an unpopular former speaker on their retirement from insider trading at 85

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬