AND IT'S STILL FUCKING SNOWING AND SHIT. WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH

Tems juicier than summertime watermelons.

A few spatulas stucked in their foreheads

You make a pb&j after not having one in a while and you be looking at that bread like damn why I don't do this more often?

Fiancee used to not eat til 8pm coz that's when her kid wanted to eat. She moved in with me, and we don't eat later than 6:30. She loves it lol

Could be 5pm. Could be 1am. I let the hunger wash over me like gravy on grits

Coffee shop white girl music, plants, therapy, skin care, cherry blossom trees on errthang

Nigga STD test came back as Yes

He absolutely is… and that hair… yuck.

Nigga got on here to and tried to humble women huh? Now they saying he facially sub par? They called him fiscally deficient didn't they? Niggas just never gonna learn

I did not even know this was happening! I loved him as Geralt in the one season of The Witcher I watched, so I feel like he will be good in this role, too.

A bold faced liar.

Let's fuckin go

Here's the script. Bookmark it Trump claims he won GA. He talks about it for about 2 weeks. He uses this claim to say he was robbed of his ultimate victory and deserves a 3rd term. He bullies congress into making an amendment saying that if there was proven election fraud you can run for a 3rd term

No not Netflix. That shit gonna look like they made it with stop motion go-bots

Anyone who says that this woman is not attractive is a virulent hater

These are too fun

Imagine Stabler interrogating a muppet suspect "You're a real sicko, you know that?"

I'm eating cereal for dinner but a fried pork chop sandwich on white bread would heal me

Ice T gotta be the only real person

This is what Tye Dolla Sign would look like if he was a white man from northern Maine

I went to my first football practice as a youth and my pops picked me up and that same night I had my first tube of Right Guard sitting beside the bathroom sink.

The whole "why " of it. 💀

Lmfaoooo

Is that healthy food I see?

Kanye apologized? Must be new music about to drop. Fuck him.

It is some scary shit!

I know the words coming out his mouth show up first on his scalp like a teleprompter

Is this a hairstyle or a Saw trap?

Starship Troopers

Someone is thrilled that there's snow on the ground

I hope you all are safe and warm. Good morning. ✨☕

Who needs drugs when you have dogs right? I mean sometimes but all the other times it's dogs.

It's a top tier feeling that never gets old

I'm bout to watch James Bond from the beginning just bc I've ever done it

Had her in a blender. Immediately got put on a PIP

Hot sauce and the professor headasses 💀

because how am I supposed to tell the workers’ comp carrier about this shit?! absolutely not😭😭😭

Saw a coworker do this to a a guy in a warehouse and buddy slipped on boxes and had to go home. The job wrote both of em up for horseplay. We called them dudes the And1 bros after that

I am old as a mummy fart

Humans shoulda just left Chicago to the bears and went elsewhere

Sad

One thing about old Ted is his get the fuck outta dodge button ain't never broke

Being threatened on some Bridgerton shit is hilarious

Adult Reminder - If it's 20° or below where you live, don't forget to occasionally run the faucets in your home until the water is warm / hot Last thing you want is your pipes to burst bc it froze over internally

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That is somehow so West Virginia of him lmao