Drake dropped 3 albums last night? Man, I can't wait to listen to Mista Don't Play: Everythang's Workin x Project Pat today

A full video description of my 13.5hr workday today.

The only thing keeping me going today is ibuprofen and hate

I'm too poor to know how to even eat this

Captain Planet flavored

My folks always did this when they was cleaning out the deep freezer

Cardi is a national treasure

Post your warning sign

Post your warning sign

If you dating a Dominican, Puerto Rican, or Trinidadian woman you might as well get used to getting cussed out. It's part of your day. Like breathing, thinking, or sleeping. It's gon happen.

If Captain Planet was a flavor

Jay Rock verse is so solid that it might as well be his song

I told niggas they went and found an internet daddy and asked how it was going with the women. Niggas said

At my last job I had 2 young Samuel's followers and when I started clowning that nigga when he croaked they was mad bc they couldn't find anything wrong with what I was saying

We bout to be watching like this

Boy wanted em super small. Nigga whole persona was a lie.

The "dinner with Jay Z" niggas was scamming they way right into yall bank accounts with them Jay Electronica bars and a 2 day wealth management course

Crypto Credit Repair Resume writing WFH job placement Forex Coding bootcamps

When a nigga pauses, mid thought, and says your name, brother, he about to spit some fuck shit.

White male scammers doing "alpha male" seminars and camps did crazy numbers

So he wants us to show Republicans that we, the people they disenfranchised, have voting power that they can then use to further fucking disenfranchise us because we gave them MORE. FUCKING. VOTES. ON. PURPOSE? Somebody shut him the fuck up please

First Class is the best xmen movie by a long shot.

The worst cereal in the history of cereal. If you made Sawdust Crisp tomorrow, it would still not be worse than Grape Nuts. Cocaine wouldn't make it good. It's butt.

I see your roach smacks and raise you this cardboard flavored trash

Me looking at the SL go crazy

Oh it's gon be this kinda day?

Open that Strait of HerMouth!!

Say bruh...

A broken jaw got him rethinking his career path? Violence may not always be the answer but sometimes it's definitely the solution

This woulda went crazy during the BET Uncut era

Glad we agree

You know what I have learned at my big age; your best ain't for errybody and it's ok to save some for yourself.

I even distance myself from people at work because of this. They not bout to have me in some shit bc they moving reckless

No more maxxing please

This is wild

THIS PICTURE GOT ME HOWLING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

The foot niggas always in some shit. Shame them

Did I write this? lmaooooooooo

Why is this video 45 min long?

He got MANY mayors across the country looking very very bad right now

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They spent 20+ years trading people 2 warm nickels and a random Pokémon card that was stuck under an old display for their entire gaming setup. They got the money

I'll go first. My coworker told me last year how many women he'd been scammed by online then proceeded to tell me how the woman he was then seeing was different and how he had just sent her the logins to his 401k and investment accounts. He had known her for less than 2 weeks

What's something your white coworker told you that was completely unprovoked? Bonus points if you've never actually had a real conversation with them.

It’s why I’m triggered by, “how’s your day going?” while interacting with customers, because I just know what’s coming.

I didn't even know this show was still on tv

Working retail for years taught me that white people will overshare anything anybody

And always unprovoked. They'll tell you the wildest shit ever after you ask "How you doing?"

Stacked up like a brand new game of Jenga