If Trump called in a fix for me I'd lose on purpose too

Oh the noise I just made reading this 😭

I can't rap this without doing rap hands

This game ain't prove shit but men are easy and simple

My manager had been actively avoiding me since I put in my resignation on Wednesday. She's looked me in my face and refused to speak so I just keep walking. Today she offered to help me out with a task and I said "Oh... you're actually speaking to me now?" Me and her:

Ahh you've met my coworkers

Rihanna?

The Avon Lady:

In 2002 $18 in Taco Bell meant you were picking up the tab for everybody in the car

They deserve to lose more

What's your sign?

Lightning bugs.

I think I finally have located the gates of hell Lie awake at night, to hatch my evil plots, I find myself Stumblin' through the dark, up against the fuckin' verge of sins Bodies in my yard, oh my god, them demons came again

Same here buddy 😭

Ashy. People are not kind to musty fat men

Breh

Well, I thought I was getting some questions answered and maybe I kind of did but after watching I now have other questions lmao

Good stuff on MeWeFree.com. Great day to shop there.

I would die omg

Those poor speed bumps are gonna catch hell

I'd go by Lazer Dim if my name sounded like I should be a lineman at a southern D1 school too

If these are his last two decisions don't be around for the third.

Prayers all the way down

Only thing he on right now? The ground.

Check on him. He is not ok

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

I'm gonna slap the shit outta the next person who tells me that climate change isn't real

He gon look like some melted great value orange sherbet

Every week you uncover new ways to call us old as fuck, my guy. This one really hurts though.

HOW MANY YEARS?

Word?

On my way to hand in my letter of resignation to my boss at a job where I'm amazingly overworked and woefully underpaid. Welcome to Jackass

Happy Bobby Bonilla day

This the official milk of the classes in the trailers behind the regular school

Netflix owes all of us for canceling Mindhunter. Free this man

Amy of us that's old enough to have played Wolfenstien 3D growing up have seen this exact same type shit with different symbolism on it

Shoulda known it was a full moon.

Zac:

Nike

Man I hate Mondays. Fuck.

I don't think this saga is over

Nigga used his one wish to get his ass whooped on TV

I knew I wasn't alone thinking it was pronounced coon.

Working years of clothing retail taught me the realities of lesser fleece clothing items. I say no to them

They really do not care about nothing. 😂😂

This is wild disrespectful