Fellas, is it gay to drink out of a straw?

Gender is innate and immutable but also so fragile that it can be destroyed by drinking out of a straw 🤔

The Browns need to get Joe Burrow to Cleveland, just so I can read reports of conversations between Joe and Myles. If that happens I won't even be upset we'll never win a Super Bowl.

Someone in my neighborhood bought their young son (less than 15 years old) a little dirt bike-like thing that makes nearly as much noise, and decided this week the kid didn't have to go to bed at a decent hour.

The Browns having the worst QB room in the league is only made better by the fact that the Steelers are a notch above us.

get ready to be gaslit that he's still an average starting quarterback!

Penny candy years old.

saw your boyfriends at Whole Foods

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO

i have been writing about the virginia supreme court decision with a certain amount of analytical detachment but if i’m being honest i’m also fucking furious i took the time to go vote and then my ballot got tossed out by these dipshits

I just want to repeat again: The American people saved 26 million lives — because we could It something we should be proud of. Our leaders should tell us about it. Not decry it as some budgetary sin while signing our names to a slaughter.

The news seems constantly preoccupied in figuring out if some people in a country of 300 million people have bad opinions

What gives me hope? There's a black woman who wears glitter driving the 69 truck in NASCAR. Nice History Month

Not for nothing, but these rural voters can literally suck my dick.

we is gone die

Trump bought $1 million-$5 million worth of Nvidia stock a week before Nvidia announced a major deal with Meta. The previous month, Trump bought $500,000-$1 million worth of Nvidia stock a week before the Commerce Department approved the sale of Nvidia chips to China. www.notus.org/money/donald...

Texas law has an exemption barring the release of information on donors to state schools. Texas gives out sideline passes for football to donors who give over $1 million. Texas law does not have an exemption blocking the release of who got sideline passes. www.foiaball.com/p/texas-long...

Time to make Section 4 of the 14th Amendment famous, which explicitly bars the U.S. government from paying out or owing anything to insurrectionists. The text instructs that “all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.” constitution.congress.gov/browse/amend...

Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop

“The biggest donor in the midterm elections is…Andreessen Horowitz [aka a16z],” the VC firm founded by Marc Andreessen, a close ally of Peter Thiel. JD Vance, & Trump. Gift Link: 5/13/26 … 1/

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The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

The Tennessee Speaker of the House will remove all Democratic Caucus members from standing committees and subcommittees as punishment for their redistricting protests. Democracy dies in Nashville.

💤💤💤

Thank you! Also, I really been calling for this for years.

Y'all forgot Ohio.

SCOTUS is staging a coup & we should call it that

Every time someone mentions “ending the X tax in America,” just remember that in this dumb era, all it means is reducing the tax base that funds the necessary workings of the nation and finding more ways to extract wealth from highly-taxed middle class via “fees” to send it to untaxed gazillionaires

again, i don’t think any of this is necessary. just say that the court was out of bounds, that it may be correct on the definition of “election” but that this technical matter has no bearing on the results of the referendum, which occurred in a free and fair contest.

These people need to get out of the Democratic party.

Sunday’s Warm Sunset in Cleveland, Ohio

Between these and Kudos, we were robbed of so much.

Whatever. I'm on Wemby's side.

Me: I really like Mina. She's smart and positive and funny, always with the good vibes. Mina:

We live in Russia now.

this guy’s vote counts the same as yours

being a Republican has gotta be so embarrassing, man. the entire party is a cult devoted to an antichrist like figure and is basically just full of people you wouldn’t let babysit your kids. how the fuck are these freaks controlling our country

Good shirt tbh (benefits @psabortionfund.bsky.social)

East side of Cleveland is soft.

Concerning!

quote this shit and say that you're using the maps anyway

ok, to amend Virginia's Constitution, the legislature must: pass amendment have an election pass the amendment again then let people vote Here: leg passed amendment Oct '25 election Nov '25 passed it again Jan '26 people voted Apr '26 there should be no issue!! ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

As bad as things are, I've never seen such an encouraging public response to a horrendous Supreme Court decision. Not after Dobbs, not after Trump v. U.S. The people are done with this shit. Time to take our power back from these corrupt justices. courtaccountability.substack.com/p/the-court-...

Trump threatened to nuke Iran during the same press event where he called a woman reporter "baby" and a "bitch" and we'll all just supposed to continue on tomorrow as though any of this insanity is normal or acceptable

White people disgusted by this racist display are making pithy jokes in the replies. I want acknowledgment that it’s physically painful to think about our black elders, in particular, enduring the consequences of a Supreme Court decision that augurs a return to the Jim Crow era.

"Tornado sirens and flooding in Alabama’s state Capitol building couldn’t stop Republican lawmakers from forcing through two redistricting bills." They put their own lives at risk in order to make sure they could disenfranchise Black voters. newrepublic.com/post/210063/...

it is genuinely very important that we wipe this guy’s name off everything he’s slapped it on and tear down his ballroom and his arch he wants to be mythologized and the answer has to be no, he is a loser and a failure which should be remembered as one

⚡️ WATCH — JUST NOW — 99% white Tennessee House Republicans pass a racist 9-0 map stripping majority Black Memphis of congressional representation