Dock Ellis
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Bardolorian
There's a short poem about this from some German priest, if that helps.
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about 2 hours ago
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David_j_roth
about 2 hours ago
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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This ain't even satire.
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about 5 hours ago
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Exactly. Let them eat each other alive.
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about 11 hours ago
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a modest proposal, if you will...
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3 days ago
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human bean
3 days ago
what I am hearing is an entirely innocent proposal for a modification to the existing process
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Colin Smith
3 days ago
William Golding from his 1962 essay “Fables” on the intended meaning of his “Lord Of The Flies”.
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The Daily Show
3 days ago
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Secular Talk
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Secular Talk
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Just Jack
5 days ago
Schumer’s resume: - gets outfoxed by McConnell during two Trump impeachments - consistently fails to whip the vote when it matters - folds like a cheap lawn chair under pressure - thumbs his nose at new progressive candidates It’s like we brought reading glasses to a gun fight.
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Adam Parkhomenko
6 days ago
The president of the United States is on his way to an NFL game after a weekend spent partying at his country club and fighting to starve poor Americans. And Senate Democrats want to surrender to him?! Fuck that and fuck them.
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He's raised it to a form of art. A fart, if you will.
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Santiago Mayer
6 days ago
Let me be clear: if Chuck Schumer caves tonight, that will be the formal end of his career in Democratic politics. The new generation coming into leadership has no tolerance for cowards.
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And this.
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6 days ago
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All. Of. This.
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6 days ago
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I'd call it "message discipline", but tomayto, tomahto.
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RepJackKimble
7 days ago
I hate to say it, but I think NYC is heading to Shakira Law
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I don't think the lord has much to do with this, but I know someone who does...
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8 days ago
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Jess Calarco
10 days ago
"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week." This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.
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A cautionary tale for the ages.
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11 days ago
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That last sentence is 🎯🎯🎯
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Aaron Rupar
14 days ago
An all time classic World Series. It’s a shame someone had to lose.
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Philip Bump
14 days ago
Over on Twitter, I bet they are also all watching the game but every time something happens someone blames it on Jewish people.
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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱
14 days ago
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
15 days ago
one of the few kinda nice things about this period of time is that it's revealed, often surprisingly, which influential political figures actually believe in something
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Comfortably Numb
16 days ago
For context - this is what D'Souza replied to:
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- this is what Mandel was about
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Rachel Bitecofer
16 days ago
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Murshed Zaheed
16 days ago
Let the campaigning begin.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
18 days ago
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Anna Bower
18 days ago
Next up on CBS News: Constitutional law scholar Nicholas Cage!
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18 days ago
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS POPEHAT
18 days ago
CNN is reporting that
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referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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Not all that different from Biden vs Trump scandals. It's the new abnormal.
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18 days ago
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Mrs. Betty Bowers
18 days ago
The day clownish Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton files a ridiculous, performative lawsuit against Tylenol seems a good day to re-post this:
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Auntie Fa
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18 days ago
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Ouch.
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19 days ago
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A.R. Moxon
24 days ago
It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."
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"The desecration is not a broken façade. It’s a broken covenant." Could not be better said.
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Dave Jorgenson
24 days ago
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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scha·den·freu·de
25 days ago
"In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump." Nate White THE LONDON DAILY
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"How can we compete against Nazis if we don't elect our own Nazis" was, I suppose, not to be unexpected.
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24 days ago
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The eye-"liner" 🤣
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NY Times Pitchbot
26 days ago
Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Trump dumping brown liquid on protesters, both presidents have made some controversial earth-tone color choices.
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NY Times Pitchbot
26 days ago
President Trump's AI video of himself shitting on American protestors was a creative way to draw attention to the importance of digestive health. Thank you, President Trump! by Hugh Hewitt
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