Dock Ellis
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“Tell us a bit about yourself” OK: a bit about yourself
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 10 hours ago
Since Zohran Mamdani took office, the US has conducted an illegal invasion of Venezuela, bellicosely threatened to do the same in Greenland, and launched proceedings against Sen. Mark Kelly for exercising his First Amendment rights. At what point does the Left admit it made a grievous mistake?
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NY Times Pitchbot
3 days ago
Today is the day that Donald Trump truly became president.
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Michael Kagan
3 days ago
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Kashana
3 days ago
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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maura quint
6 days ago
we wouldn't need a new year if they didn't keep making them shittier and shittier all the time
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JoGo
6 days ago
Happy New Year. I’m going to stay up ‘til midnight tonight so I can watch 2025 take its dying breath as I whisper, “Quiet, piggy.”
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When your big tent is a freak show....
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Max Kennerly
8 days ago
Greene's shift is newsworthy but it's shockingly dishonest for
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to portray it as a sincere awakening. There's no evidence of that; she's not changing caucus nor voting differently. She's an abhorrent bigot cynically adjusting position because she sees Trump as a liability. That's a fact.
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Prisonculture
8 days ago
You're not the audience for the MTG glow up happening because you (as an individual) would never be in an actual position to make common cause with her or to reject her in some nebulous "coalitional" political way. This is the elite speaking to other elites to shape elite opinion.
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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹
10 days ago
The MAGAts gleefully telling me that Trump’s my president are too dumb to understand that he’s not even their president.
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💯 shining gaslight on history is part of the playbook
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Bill Kristol
12 days ago
On the disorganized, confusing and chaotic way that DOJ is dumping Epstein documents: This is not primarily incompetence. It’s intentional. They could have released more or less orderly files. But confusion and delay are a tactic to try to create public exhaustion and resignation—“we’ll never know.”
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@BioAnnie2 📎
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Getting into the holiday spirit I see…
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13 days ago
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💯 this smells like flooding the zone with shit.
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14 days ago
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👇👇👇
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Elle Ralston
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Clayton Cubitt
15 days ago
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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Phil Rocco
15 days ago
One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
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SethFromThe716
15 days ago
She's not a mourning person
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Jason Reid
16 days ago
An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom
17 days ago
Even more fitting
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Brown Eyed Susan
21 days ago
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God
22 days ago
Someday he will be gone. But we will never forgive or forget the people who supported him.
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Every interview with a GOP pol should start by asking for their opinion on Trump’s “eulogy”, and when they say they haven’t heard about it, read it aloud and then ask again. No other questions. Message discipline, folks.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
22 days ago
All his friends are there too.
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22 days ago
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Gregory Ellwood
22 days ago
Rob Reiner, at worst, should have won the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. At best, he should have received an honorary Oscar. It's possible he turned it down multiple times, but this should be rectified.
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Operative_X
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NY Times Pitchbot
25 days ago
AI-generated image of Trump using walker raises new questions about Biden's health.
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Thor Benson
25 days ago
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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ceej
8 months ago
HANANIA: Interesting study on racial differences in skull volume as it relates to workforce efficiency. MUSK: Intriguing CUBAN: Minorities are just as efficient as whites if you manage them right! ANDREESSEN: Guys does my head look like a big giant egg CALACANIS: No way SACKS: Definitely not dude
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Nobody Can Stop Popehat
27 days ago
LOOK AT ME, I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW
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Molly Jong-Fast
27 days ago
Just in time for festivus
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Duncan Jones
27 days ago
😂. New White House font dropped!
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Joe Walsh
about 1 month ago
Friday night Tequila Tweet: Fuck all my former colleagues who turned my former political party into a cult. Into a proudly stupid, authoritarian-embracing cult. Fuck their fear. Fuck their selfishness. Fuck their cowardice. They’ve done real damage to their country.
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 1 month ago
You now need a Real ID to board a plane. But fortunately for House Republicans, you still don’t need one to transport a minor across state lines.
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NY Times Pitchbot
about 1 month ago
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Wajahat Ali
about 1 month ago
I'm tired of responding to bad-faith MAGA outrage, which always distracts corporate media, centrists, & those who feel they must indulge their temper tantrums. They're blaming all of us now for the National Guard shooting. Just say: "Fuck Off, Release the Epstein Files, and Happy Thanksgiving."
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Paulley Ticks
about 1 month ago
The new MAFA hats are here! The new MAFA hats are here!
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Adam Parkhomenko
about 1 month ago
It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.
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I didn’t call it $8chan for nothing
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about 1 month ago
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Dia VanGunten / Writer
about 2 months ago
For the last time, people, "Epstein" is the name of the criminal. The president is "Epstein's monster."
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Imani Gandy
about 1 month ago
what a terrible time to be literate
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Dayyum, on so many levels
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about 2 months ago
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Philip Gourevitch
about 2 months ago
on this day we were warned that: Swastikas and nooses do not betoken hate & Reminding the military to abide by the law is punishable by death. g’night
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Patti Olivier EPSTEIN FILES NEVER FORGET
about 2 months ago
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES (🎶 SOUND UP) DAY 19 NOVEMBER 2025 THESE HORRENDOUS TIMES The AUDACITY of Trump ALWAYS DEGRADE WOMEN So sing a long with me We all love the Beatles How apropos is this May crowds shout to him "QUIET PIGGY " 🎶"Everywhere theres lots of piggies Living Piggy Lives 🎶
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Kara Swisher
about 2 months ago
Everywhere there's lots of piggies Living piggy lives You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives Clutching forks and knives to eat the bacon — Piggies, The Beatles
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