On earth we call this "MAGA"

Good morning. Coffee time.

<me, meeting anyone in the republican party>

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQ... 🎵In the summertime when the weather is high...🎶 Mungo Jerry - "In the Summertime"

Just shuffling along and thinking about shuffle songs: Fool In The Rain - Led Zeppelin Lido Shuffle - Boz Skaggs Rosanna - Toto Higher Ground - Red Hot Chili Peppers Tush - ZZ Top Ball And Chain - Social Distortion Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen Pride And Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughn

Jail Trump now! <add random trending words and terms that are not remotely related to statement above in attempt to boost post views> <add loosely related meme> Profit?

know that when I like your post, I have a slight smile and may add a nod of satisfaction

70s ads time

someone told me they were going to ruminate over something and for some reason I thought of rotissere chicken

I'm old enough to remember when (stifles laugh) John Bolton was one of the (bites lip) "adults in the room"

had one of those days at work where, well, integrity matters, and I spoke up, knowing the risks to my livelihood but I couldn't stay silent and people at the top needed to know and well, hello sleeplessness my old friend

new game: Is it the name of a dragon on house of dragons or is it a new pharmaceutical?

appreciate the shoutout here at the 1:45 mark www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y67...

Smelled like wildfire smoke across the front range today here in S.CO, but not to worry, we may have softball sized hail tonight

trump declares the reflecting pool gunk is the work of witches orders new exec branch: department of witch finding appoints seb gorka to lead, b/c "he knows witch stuff" no witches found billions of dollars gone doge comes in and shuts down department as too woke trump declares witches "eradicated"

soon, one will not look upon the reflecting pool without being cursed, for it is now the pool of the forbidden

When reading the news, playing this in the background almost makes it more palatable www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5a...

was going to watch the new house of dragons but it's been so long since the last season I forgot why I cared and now I'd just root for a dragon with IBS to kill them all off

Fascinated by UK politics and the picking of a new PM as Starmer steps down. The process of his bowing out one day after the solstice before the king, then the ceremonial public whipping, some sort of medieval jousting, a feast, some harumphs, and a cat pawing at lettuce all involved. Truly ornate.

really want to throw a curveball at AI

this is the longest father's day of the year

Algae 2028

not entirely sure there's truth to the rumor that trump is ordering the Nimitz carrier strike group to the reflecting pool

have an 'I always knew elon was crazy" sticker on my Toyota

Spending this beautiful Father's Day at Coors Field. Go #Rockies

Good morning and Happy Father's Day to my fellow dads. Coffee time.

not sure which is the bigger violation- the Constitutional one, or that paint job

say what you will but some of us have been waiting to witness the full capability of the 2028 Chevy Silverado 1500 Z71 "Traffic Killer" with the ATACMS option package

amazon killing off Clarkson with cancer to replace him with Starmer is quite a plot twist

Sorry guys just got back from 'enhancing' the reflecting pool what did I miss

Deactivating for a while. Take care, everyone.

...It's Opening Day. I love my #Rockies. I hope for better this year -or to be on the path to better. It's a low bar. But for the first time in a long time it feels like the team is making core changes they've so direly needed. But still- 61-101 is my call, at best. Play Ball! #OpeningDay

So...Tiger Woods can't drive. Huh.

<me calling in sick> Me: I can't make it, threw out my shoulder. Work: Um, ok, what happened? Me: ...I was air drumming to Tool, you know Pneuma? 33/16 time signature, man. Work: Hellz yeah.

Lake Pueblo nearly strikes again.

It was 82 degrees out today. It will be 46 degrees tomorrow. Truly March Madness. #cowx

I will measure success by how many Angine de Poitrine songs are used by Edouard Julien as his walk up music at Coors Field.

First drumbeats I learned: -The Sisters of Mercy, "Dominion" -The Sisters of Mercy, "Temple of Love (1992)" -The Cure, "Fascination Street" -Helmet, "Unsung" -The Surfaris, "Wipeout" -Rollins Band, "Low Self Opinion" -Jimi Hendrix, "Fire" -Alice in Chains, "Angry Chair" -Alice in Chains, "Would"

No, no that's not a long wet fart it's just the NYT's Bret Stephens

ICE, congregating by Hudson News stores in airports across the land, checking their phones, shifting uncomfortably in their ill-fitting tactical khakis

"I'm helping!"

The smoke along the front range is not great -humidity is up, but the winds are still pretty strong

<new country song lyrics> Eating Ruffles in the bathtub But knocked over my my Coors Light

can't wait for ICE to tackle and disappear an old lady in the airport security line b/c she has a bottle of conditioner that's 2 oz. too big

9 y/o is trying to figure out how to play KPop Demon Hunters songs on the recorder which only underlines how we're at the threshold of Hell

It's 80 degrees and 1% humidity on 3/21/26 and the fire danger is already off the damn charts

Musk: "I will pay TSA employees" 18 U.S. Code § 209 - Salary of Government officials and employees payable only by United States says bitch, you won't

"I'm glad he's dead" If you said this about Charlie Kirk, you might lose your job.

Two things can be true of Robert Mueller: - He was a dedicated public servant - He utterly failed at using the trove of evidence from his investigation ("The Mueller Report") to charge Trump or others with obstruction