With the #Rockies' 43-119 season now over, my hope for change is...Low. Son-of-the-owner Walker Monfort will "look at the entire org" and do little, like re-sign Marquez. Bud Black comes back in some form. The expiring CBA will be an excuse -"we will evaluate vs. act," then "we have a young core."

Love the crew at Purple Row. Onward, fellow #Rockies fans, to the offseason - and hoping for some kind of real and positive change.

We again join Hakeem Jeffries for the "Holy Shit This Was Actually Hakeem Jeffries And Not A Parody" hour.

Harrison Butker just went wide left for the first time and looked titillated...

Good morning. Coffee time.

Wow these parody accounts are pretty funny and... Wait, wait...This...Is real? <rubs temples>

From the people who bought us 'Windmill Cancer' and 'Shine a UV Light Up Your Ass' comes - 'Portland is a War Zone'

Big thanks to Evan Lang @evanlang27.bsky.social and the crew at Purple Row @purplerow.bsky.social for making this season more bearable.

Trump: I authorize TROOPS to use FULL FORCE against Antifa in Portland Portland:

I was in Portland just once, in late May of 2010 and it was an absolute... ...ly nice city, found some good eats, pretty quiet. Very pretty.

This is the way

Alright folks, b/c I try not to be all doom and gloom... A DW Drums 14 x 8 SonicPly snare drum (hybrid metal-wood; 12-ply maple + two plies of integrated aluminum). Black nickel hardware/double row lugs, and a natural to quick royal blue burst over horizontal padauk finish. Hot or not?

Good to see this from Senator Wyden- but, another thought here for him, in his state: Get to Portland, get on the streets - be out front. Get the cameras on you as a US Senator. Lock arms. Get loud, draw a line in the sand.

Completely agree. Dems are the opposition party and our party leadership is still talking bipartisanship as Trump is saying the US military can shoot people in our streets. This isn't a "Do SOmEThIng" argument here- it's a call to action. It's a call to stop trying not to offend, but to fight.

Kind of an 1,861-alarm fire...

Good morning. Here's a Pikes Peak glamour shot.

Your moment of Zen: The lobby of the Hotel Okura, Tokyo

It's Friday at 5:08pm MT... www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgB...

Trump: "Earhart. Completely different ocean, the Pacific. No where near Jeffrey's island, ok? Why do you have to bring that up? I'll show you. Get me a map. Do we have maps around here? And a Sharpie. Get me a map and a Sharpie."

Well, well, well....

<looks into the distance> But...but what if they're gold?

Furniture, kitchen cabinets, pharmaceuticals, and heavy trucks being tariffed into oblivion. Along with every other thing to this point... He's going to crash everything.

Hey look kids it's another market Trump is killing

Is the James Comey indictment a perversion of the law? Yes. Is he partially responsible to what's led to today? Also yes.

Yeah, knew this was coming - just butchering the rule of law, but hey, that's their brand

So...James Comey is going to be indicted for no reason by the guy he helped elect. ... That's wild, man.

"It's THE RAPTURE!" Um, I thought it was just the Equinox "WELL, NO, AH, wait, hang on a sec. Yeah. Oh. Ohhhh. Hoo boy. I've got some calls I need to make."

A bad teleprompter and a bad escalator for a bad president

...what a pathetic morning routine.

About 6p MT, still no Rapture - did anyone coordinate times here or

Happy Rapture Day to all you weird fuckers who we all wish would take a hike

Or as normal people call them, dupes.

7:10 AM MT, any rapture signs yet? No? Huh. Weird.

I'm quietly singing the MASH theme song ('Suicide Is Painless') and eating a mini powdered donut before going to bed early, so that's where I'm at

This is a guy who never once went to his kids' doctor's appointments. Not a single one.

Extra Crispy Regime Leader

When you go to the nuclear test site for the big boom but forget the protective gear

jfc...it's a grift. Another grift. It's all a grift. Everything. No matter what. No matter the damage. I mean, nothing's shocking anymore, right? But...c'mon. Come the fuck on.

Reminder that the Rapture is tomorrow, and no, they're not kidding it's definitely happening and those 458 or so times they said it was happening before were just wires getting crossed you know how it is

"It's too much liquid" is one of those presidential quotes that really needs to be etched in stone in a monument in DC, hell, give it its own monument screw it

BREAKING Man who talked about injecting bleach has health advice for kids

Trump illegally fires Rebecca Slaughter from the FTC, without cause, and the Supreme Court said... "Meh." There are no guardrails, there is no separation of powers.

What, and I again need to emphasize this, the actual fuck

Disney, translated re: Jimmy Kimmel - "The backlash was immense and we miscalculated badly."

Live your life in such a way where Stephen Miller isn't delivering your eulogy

"From the people who brought us Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick..."

KC's Harrison Butker just went wide (alt) right again... <sips coffee>

yeeaaah no, f that noise

Tomorrow is fall - but do you remember? ...The 21st Night of September. Earth, Wind & Fire- "September" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...

And yet, they're trying so so so very hard to make AI too big to fail