Sharks of Wall St. www.vice.com/en/article/s...

Pet peeve: TV commentators talking to players during an MLB game is a distracting gimmick that cheapens the experience.

<rubs bridge of nose, eyes closed>

Chuck Norris didn't die, he throat punched Death then disappeared into the universe

Because you weren't born until 1946 you vomitous dipshit

Top Chef: Pffftt OG Iron Chef: That's the stuff

<me, running around the house chasing my kids while I'm holding a copy of Dune> Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look, it's in a book, a Reading Rainbow! I can go anywhere Friends to know, and ways to grow a Reading Rainbow! THE SPICE MUST FLOW

Going to listen to some Boz Scaggs man, dude has some pipes

Acyn rules, and has for years. Happy B-day!!

Solid song title here: "You've Travelled Back to 1989 to Stop a Man Named Jeffrey Epstein From Committing Crimes in the Future"

Looked up US vs. Venezuela and no, I meant baseball

My closest encounter with the mafia was when my father asked my grandfather, a retired teamster, about a lake they used to go fishing at and my grandfather - who didn't talk much let alone laugh - said 'yeah I remember that lake' then chuckled for a solid minute while staring straight ahead

Counted 10 ex-Rockies mentioned in this article and only one (McMahon) isn't a fringe MLB player. Interesting.

Mainly to say, "Um, we lost them. Our bad."

...I can smell this picture

She's not wrong on either account.

Not sure the effectiveness of a battle platform that bursts into flames if the enemy looks at it funny, or hurls harsh language towards it

A 17,000 pound meteor blew up over NE Ohio this morning, immediately becoming the most exciting thing to happen in NE Ohio in its history.

Watched this when it came out. David Abbruzzese on drums inspired me. 34 years.

Again, every time I see something from Newt Gingrich I have to remind myself that he didn't eat himself while locked in the back of a limo like Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs

Watch for the store that puts knives on sales for the Ides of March, as the deals will be killer.

I dream of a 13"x7" hammered 1.2mm copper shell snare drum in a black matte finish, with black lugs & throw-off plus matching black diecast hoops. Alas, no big drum company makes these, and those that build custom drums lack the mastery to produce highly QC'd hammered metal shells. Woe. Woe I say.

It was 70° yesterday. #cowx

how we get the oil through the strait of hormuz #sietchposting

Happy Pi Day

still listening to Angine de Poitrine don't make it weird(er)

Lobbyists paid for by the owners of Ford Amphitheater are now trying to get state lawmakers to change the law in CO to allow venues to shat out limitless noise. This venue was built adjacent to neighborhoods, next to apartments...With next to zero sound mitigation. It is awful. Absolute shitshow.

gimme my tariff refund stimmy

"Everybody's heard about the bird" then give 'em the finger

Narrator: Tina Peters has no remorse, is not a martyr, nor is she a scapegoat, but rather is a convicted felon whose on-the-record lack of remorse is what helped land her a longer jail sentence.

what I love about my car is the myself driving feature, where I drive the car myself

Well-written and insightful piece here. As a Rockies fan, it's a tough read as so much of this data re: trends/areas to focus on and change has been out there (and yet, nothing was done about it). Will be great to see if there's true course correction and what the results yield.

Can't wait to see it- more than that, can't wait for everyone to realize Crypto *is* the biggest Ponzi Scheme of all time which I've been saying for <checks notes> over ten f*cking years

I miss the days when the most we had to worry about regarding Stephen Miller was how hard he'd abuse his mannequin collection

New Trump banner coming out soon: "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ABOUT TWO WEEKS FROM NOW"

One word for everything right now: Webistics

Every single thing feels like

Old enough to remember 1) yes, lobbyists helped write ACA, but 2) Dems didn't want to put ~750k healthcare workers (now ~1M) at risk during the Great Recession. Third? The gov could not administer on its own. Bonus points? My private healthcare then, and now, kicks the hell out of Medicare.

Our forests and plains are tinderboxes

Leonard Cohen, "Nevermind" www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3Hb...

Cop

all the Americans stuck in the Middle East and Trey Gowdy is nowhere to be found

Convinced that every AI CEO sees themselves as Neo and/or The Architect from 'The Matrix.'

We use the little price lock option thingy on gas from points we get at the convenience store... In the last 24 hours it's gone up $0.63 per gallon for midgrade.

<me, building a small pirate go fast boat to hijack this beauty>

Some people say "Jeez Louise" but I prefer the more proper "Jesus Louisus"

this is the beginning of "The Aristocrats" joke

We're in bat(shit) country

...anyone else hear a choir singing in staccato Latin? Just me?