I fully admit I should not have laughed as hard as I did. But here we are. Robot spin kicks a kid!

The Knicks are home and our city is ready to show out. 

We’re hosting a free watch party for 5,000 New Yorkers tonight in Bryant Park. 

You can register at the link below starting at noon today: www.nyc.gov/knicksgame3

This guy rules. Also get your Epstein signs out.

Never change, New York City. #goknicks

Beating Metroid before Mario is like reading the Silmarillion before the Hobbit as a kid.

This bill creates a path home for the wrongfully convicted who've been legally barred from bringing evidence of their innocence to court. Today is the last day of session - if it doesn't get a floor vote today, innocent people will be forced to keep waiting until next year. Now is the time to act!

Played Phantom for the 3yo for the first time this morning. Overture starts. Kiddo stares at the record player for a minute and then says the following. "God. Gods. All of the gods. All of them!" #phantom

Michael Rosenbaum with an off the cuff thought of the year. Like 95% of podcast interviews are basically a carbon copy of Chris Farley on SNL interviewing Paul McCartney. "Remember, uh. Member when you were in the Beatles?" "Um. Yes?" "That was AWESOME!"

Near as I can tell. Trump wanted to just never pay taxes or get investigated again, but couldn't just give himself that. And he truly believed that a billion dollars for the Anti-Weaponization fund would make the voters and elected GOPers so happy, they ignored the rest of it. Wild stuff.

Nintendo Rules. Zelda: Every game is different. They're in the same universe but multiple branching timelines. Metroid: Follows a single timeline, though games are occasionally released out of order. StarFox: All games are the same place, time, and story. Just with new graphics.

“.. No female officers were included on the new one-star list, .. despite the fact that women make up about 21 percent of the active-duty Navy. The list appears to include only two nonwhite officers, even though .. minorities make up about 38 percent ..” www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/u...

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani just signed an “executive order” to repeal bedtime so NYC kids can watch the Knicks play in the NBA Finals!

GOP Ohio Gov. nominee Vivek Ramaswamy claims "a Black baby is probably safer in the inner streets of Chicago than in the womb of his own Black mother"

Something I like about Metroid Prime games is scanning the logs of scientists of an ancient civilization and they're all like, "I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have infused our soldiers with Metroid DNA and armed them with Psychic Fire Bomb technology. But here we are, I guess."

Now that Grivo has been on a steady regiment of Gleemonex, his management have said that he WILL be playing the Freedom 250 Festival after all and playing his new hit, Happiness Pie! #kidsinthehall #freedom250

Bezos "Blue Origin" rocket exploding in a test run. For your viewing pleasure. 😏

First thing we recorded back during Covid. This song is pretty good! Based on the Chernobyl Nuclear Power incident. Couple things I'd change now that I'm better at recording things.

3 yo Kiddo to @wallwin.bsky.social just now. "Mama. I want to tell you, you're doing great." Which is something he learned from the Bluey book "Baby Race". A novelization from the episode of the same name. Which he loves. But still! See what you get if you read to your kids and watch good shit?

So like. The rest of the Middle East told Dumb Donald to just leave and they'd fix what he broke. I've done that shit with my toddler. There's times where I want him to fix things, but there are times where it would just be easier to send him off to watch TV while I clean the mess.

Grain of salt, but. I heard that now that In Times of Dragons is done, Tori Amos is going to start trying to reconstruct From the Choirgirl Hotel! Apparently the masters got damaged, but they have all of the recorded tracks. It means they have to rebuild the whole album, but they're working on it!

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded? (From NPR)

I don't think Tulsi Gabbard was on the Russian payroll. But I do think she's been drinking from the Russian propaganda Kool-Aid for a long time. She genuinely believes it and the daily intelligence brief which she gave to the President was run through that lens. But again, she did it for free.

Foley is Good! I think he's still got things he can give to this industry. Even it is just pre-show interviews and kayfabe match previews. I think he's charming and fun.

JUST IN: Former US Representative Barney Frank, a quick-witted Democrat who gave his name to a landmark financial reform bill after the economic crisis of 2007-2009, has died, his sister Ann Lewis said. He was 86 reut.rs/4dz8qZR

Do you have ongoing dreams, dreams where the story continues, with the same people, and same settings and locations? Ive had a few, and the one right now has lasted a few years at least, like I’ll occasionally have abstract non-sequitur too, but mostly have the main elaborate ongoing one

Here we go again

I voted! I voted Yes to approve the school board budget. There were also two people vying for two seats on the school board. I voted for one of them. The other will win, obviously. But it's nice to send a message of displeasure. (They're not bad. Just kind of useless.)

Christmas Cigars with my step-father. Rest in peace, my friend.

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

It's a small thing but I really recommend cutting out people in your life who voted for Trump. Everything else aside, every time Trump does something awful, I do feel a bit better knowing that while Trump may never pay, my MAGA father will miss seeing his only grandchild grow up.

YAY! Rachel #Maddow is covering my obsession that I've been posting about for 2 months! She is reporting on tomorrow's 2 Georgia State Supreme Court races and our two candidates: Miracle Rankin and Jen Jordan! Let's gooooo!

Daycare called to say they found a tick on 3yo, but they were not allowed to remove it. By the time I got to there, kiddo had already taken the tick off and given it to his teacher. It was nice to see that at least someone was ok with the easiest possible solution. #ticks #tickseason

This should be the headline story on every news publication and telecast including local news every day for several days. But it won’t. It will be shrugged off like so much else by so much of media. The most corrupt thing that has ever come out of the US govt.

Perfect thing to do right before the midterms. Even if they don't get the payouts actually sent. Which is a possibility. Because how are they splitting this up? But a huge payout to a bunch of violent morons will surely not backfire.

Ghostwriters or not, you can't say Drake's music is impersonal. You listen to a Drake album and you will get a real understanding of Drake as a person, unfortunately

The alternative to the guardian top 100 is, of course, the Bowie top 100 #books

Absolutely should have done this instead of Hobbit. You want an epic trilogy of films with gods and magic and instead of the most dense rewrite of the Ring of the Nibelung which had, literally all of that, they go with a kids chapter book?

My sweet boy passed away last night. I was with him and sang him his favourite song. He was the very best dog you can imagine. My Spence 🤍

Sunset over the Hudson. New York.

COLLINS: But if someone was paying $2.98 a gallon before the war, and now they're paying $4.53, saying 'that's life' might not make them feel better JIM JORDAN: Those are your words, not mine COLLINS: You said that just now. I quoted you.

Favorite Current Space Fact. Universal voids will only get bigger. 1. Gravity will naturally keep and pull local stars & galaxies closer together. The void has no gravitational pull so mass will go the other way. 2. Time itself flows much faster in a void! You're fighting gravity and time!

Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...

Sunbeam Pokemon puzzle nap. #cats #pokemon #puzzles #naps

This is 100% correct. Outrageous that our democracy is handed to partisan, tribal, ever changing group of people with absolutely no responsibility to anyone. MPs represent 100% of their constituents. That is the only democratic vote that should count. Said the same last time under the Tories too.

When you have a sub/dom relationship with your phone

There are basically 5 ways to accumulate a billion dollars: 1) Profiting from a monopoly 2) Insider-trading 3) Political payoffs 4) Fraud 5) Inheritance Don’t believe the self-made myth.

Students and Scholars, rejoice! It's the Brothers Dimm podcast! Today we're discussing Story 87: The Poor man and the Rich man. Badly worded wishes, animal names, rich jerks, and weird German interpretations of Christianity? Fun times for all! #fairytales #jealousy #Jesus #brothersdimm #wishing