Another joyful and blessed Easter from the Trump administration.

I want to do some "Moneyball" style tests on Magic: The Gathering cards. Use my economics degree for something important. But I need data. Tournament Winner Card Lists. Card Prices. And those would let me pivot into all kinds of data. What color is more cost effective. What's underpowered?

Magic: The Gathering Hot Take! I like the concept of theme boosters just being one color. I almost exclusively play mono-white decks. (There's some really neat white Commanders) Just buying boosters with one color would be great for me.

Shan't.

ICYMI — Fox’s Jesse Watters with some pure uncut women-hating misogyny: “I hope there’s not a female president in my lifetime.”

Florida Republican gubernatorial candidate James Fishback blew up at a Black voter and told him he should be "lynched" for asking about the allegations of inappropriate behavior with teenagers. Same guy who's said racist stuff about Byron Donalds. Florida.🙄 www.rawstory.com/james-fishba...

Bad luck to Pam Bondi, I guess.

Acting AG Todd Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein.

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

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After work music. Joan Jett is cool.

My birthday is coming up. Imagine if it happened on my birthday?

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Magic: the Gathering Marvel sets. Something wild is they're all set in NYC, yeah? And yet we didn't get Land cards for Statue of Liberty, Central Park, Grand Central Terminal. Might have to license some, but Christ, it worked for Monopoly. In addition to the Daily Bugle or whatever.

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

All this because of one fcking idiot, who can’t spell Iran, needs to bomb things to look strong

The allegory is so loud it's giving me a headache.

It's already far too much money for an out of control agency like ICE, which is despised by most of America.

I think a neat Magic: The Gathering keyword for the Spider-Man set would have been "Bond". Have an actual story and use the Symbiotes. (Venom from the Klyntar race is one.) Symbiotes have some neat powers when attached to a "host". Strength, weapons, shapeshifting, mimicry.

Massive No Kings rally in Washington, D.C.

Magic: The Gathering scholars. Can you tap Diamond Valley and use it on Avacyn, get the 8 HP but nothing happens to Avacyn because she's indestructible? I'm sure there are easier ways to get 8 HP. #mtg #magicthegathering

Tarrytown, NY. No Kings rally! Defeat Mike Lawler! Defeat the Orange Rapist! #nokings #election2026 #ny17

Iran will permanently control the Strait of Hormuz and oil prices will go up. And Russia will do what they can to sell their own oil. Just as planned.

This makes me sick. I’ve never supported Starbucks and never will. londondaily.com/starbucks-pa...

adult catholic converts continue to be embarrassing

The top of the bookshelf is for Magic: The Gathering! Mostly.

BREAKING: Iranian hackers say they hacked into Kash Patel’s email and released photos. Major Epstein updates as survivors sue DOJ and bombshell about Epstein’s private investigators exposed. Trump caves on DHS funding. And much more. Mom and baby are doing amazing! Thank you for your support.

NEW: Late last night, the Senate passed a bill that funds most of DHS, but with zero dollars for ICE and Border Patrol. This is good news — our pressure on Congress is working. If passed, the bill is a good first step towards reining in these out-of-control agencies.

1/ It's not just that unilaterally paying TSA agents is illegal. It's that Trump has now repeatedly undermined the core of the congressional power of the purse. He's not spending money that has been appropriated by law (impoundments) and he's spending money that has not been appropriated.

Avalanches begin with the movement of a single snowflake.

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS & I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared 🔥🔥🔥

My ranked choice for the NY17 Dem Primary at this point. 1. Effie Phillips-Staley 2. Cait Conley 3. Mike Sacks 4. Beth Davidson 5. Peter Chatzky I'm cold on 4 and 5. Chatzky needs to address his Social Media stuff but at best that would only put him above Beth "I love my GOP colleagues" Davidson.

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Gross little article about Peter Chatzky who is running for NY17. We can do better. #congress #election #newyork #westchester

Well, JB PRITZKER For Possible President, Then........

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“The Phoenix Police Department will not discipline any officers for their roles in a massive city scandal where officials invented a fake gang and then falsely charged protesters as members back in 2020”

Same company so maybe it's robbing Peter to pay Paul, but do you think we'll ever get a Pokemon expansion of Magic: the Gathering? If they did, would you even be able to afford a pack?

Powell: "Both supply and demand for workers have come down very very sharply over the course of the past year due to immigration policy largely"

if the American republic is going to survive, the next Democratic Congress is going to have to pass a lot of legislation. that is simply impossible without getting rid of the filibuster: prospect.org/2026/03/18/s...

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I'm not from Illinois, so I maybe shouldn't weigh in. I don't know the players, really. But from what little I do know, I was rooting for Stratton, and I'm glad she won.

Illinois Lt. Gov. Juliana Stratton's come-from-behind primary win in Democratic-leaning Illinois means that, for the first time ever, the Senate is poised to have three Black women serving simultaneously for the first time.

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

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Great short thread. I’ll add that lots of the highest profile tech journalists relentlessly glazed Musk to the point of embarrassment. He was always a shameless liar, but there was no curiosity or followup on his self aggrandizing stories. Mainstream culture followed accordingly (Marvel, Star Trek)

with the country at war, the president is golfing today

"Jayne died on his way to his home planet." Would that be so fucking hard? Replace the voice actor if you must have the character. #fireadambaldwin

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.