This is amazing.

It is extremely cool and good that trans people exist.

Well... that's cool as [bleep].

I'm beginning to suspect that Mr. Trump is not a very good dealmaker.

Same. I messaged my boss and said I was not working today. I'm lucky and privileged that I was able to do that. I've been over-tipping folks today.

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.

Blaze of Glory youtu.be/MfmYCM4CS8o?...

The Wild Bunch

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" -- The French

Your guess is wrong, dipshit.

Arkansas Politician: We need a 3,000-bed prison as crime increases in Arkansas. Me: If there are 3,000 new prisoners, that means there will be 3,000 new victims. Why don't you do something to prevent that from happening? Arkansas Politician: [Deer-in-headlights look]

He's too weak to play golf now.

I got locked in a high school football stadium after a game on a Friday night.

I’ve noticed it, must be partly because this is a U.S. platform and they post less these days. It would cheer Bluesky up if more folks shared each other’s posts and not only like them. It’s better to have more discussion than quietness punctured by a viral post or two.

FACTS!

CONGO The most expensive B-movie ever made. This cast is stacked as well. Laura Linney Tim Curry Ernie Hudson Dylan Walsh Grant Heslov Joe Don Baker Bruce Campbell Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje youtu.be/6nj5G4GffWo?...

My emergency discourse topic: Every heist movie is about friendship, not crime.

Amen. (or whatever the Vulcan equivalent would be)

Chicago Med. It's not the greatest television, but I enjoy it. I'm also watching THE PITT. Stellar acting, but it raises my anxiety unnecessarily.

FACTS!

Five shows to get to know me: • X-Files • Elementary • Star Trek: Deep Space Nine • Doctor Who • House

I don't like to shame people's kinks, but dude... putting your fetishism out there that you like to be yelled at isn't a healthy path.

We need to see if it's legal to launch Steven Miller out of a canon toward a pit of hungry alligators.

The cast for John Singleton's ABDUCTION is stacked. Alfred Molina Sigourney Weaver Jason Isaacs Maria Bello Dermot Mulroney (one scene) Michael Nyqvist Lily Collings and Taylor Lautner

Lord of Illusion

Yasmine Finney

Woot!

Braylon Mullins... you're gonna get laid tonight, you lucky bastard.

My house just became UConn fans.

The facts have no bias.

Sums it up

Day 2 of work assignment.

Another useless use of a time machine...

The Hu youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc?...

The Mavericks share.google/840tBSpj4PBp...

BULLSHIT.

When I'm in denial, I totally refer to myself in the third person.

Work assignment.

Trump is talking about himself and other Republicans. Every accusation is a confession.

Code of Honor (S1E4) Star Trek: The Next Generation

@okbjgm.bsky.social UPDATE: Using clear fingernail polish works on the figure's joints.

"Virtual" assistants like the ones from @mlb.com are super useless.

@mlb.com Hey... your app is broken. I can't listen to the ball game. This is weird. I know they won't see this or fix the app before the end of today's game.

When you have no principles, everything becomes a principle.

Shiner Bock beer makes the best beer bread.

If I had a dime for every interview of a non-Republican Houston transplant running for office in the Arkansas River Valley, I would have 20 cents.