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I’ve lived a life of filthy bliss. Figuring out life in a multigenerational home.
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Remembering the time I brought a bf to a family thing & he pointed at my uncle & whispered, “That’s my parole officer.”
over 1 year ago
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weeder
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We go together like mustard and sweatpants
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
5 days ago
that’s my secret, Daylight Savings, i’m always tired
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los 🦦
2 days ago
four cheese, really? like fourmaggio wasn’t right there
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Granite Man
3 days ago
The best I can wish for you is that one day, you are diagnosed with something that justifies your behaviour.
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Granite Man
4 days ago
Bookshops smell of paper and magic, someone should bottle it.
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Salty MacTavish
2 days ago
That iconic photograph on the cover of London Calling, only it’s me trying to smash open a box of Wheat Thins
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BethRHylton
2 days ago
Probably time to shave the legs, right? *sigh*
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Jason, ex Inferis
3 days ago
My dentist told me the pure of heart don’t need to floss
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Ovary Action ☭🍉
3 days ago
"say no to drugs" bro no one is offering
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Tusk Jenkins
5 days ago
One day at this very moment everything will now be something else very pizzazz entirely and I do not know what anything means so if this is it just define pizzazz
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
3 days ago
This day in history. 1982. Syzygy or the alignment of all nine planets with respect to the Sun. What are the odds that this could occur without a purposeful creator? 100 percent.
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Tusk Jenkins
5 days ago
Haven't been able to relax since they said the moon relaxing was fake. How could a conspiracy theory land on me like that, all I did was watch the tides get off work
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Polished off a $10 bottle of wine like money doesn’t matter.
3 days ago
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
5 days ago
The most drag queen of all serpents is the feather boa.
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Frances Meh
5 days ago
please sir, my hour, i have lost it and it was so dear to me
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Jack
5 days ago
Oven clock, we meet again.
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weeder
3 months ago
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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Ambs🖤
5 days ago
Is it too much to ask to lay in the forest and listen to sad music at nighttime
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Toby 🇵🇸
5 days ago
As a parent it’s my job to shout “Be careful!” at my children just after they’ve fallen over
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
6 days ago
Lauren Boebert is so dumb she thinks “cum laude” is noisy sex.
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Uffdafuckingda
6 days ago
Nothing more frustrating than having to explain something simple to someone stupid.
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Paul
7 days ago
I need to go to the Renaissance Festival. Walk around,see the carney acts, eat haggis, say things like forsooth and yay verily and kid myself I wouldn't be dead in 5 minutes if actually transported to that era.
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mothra stewart
6 days ago
me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest
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Scott with Silent T
6 days ago
Scooby and the gang never recorded orbs and EVPs and called it evidence of the paranormal. They battled the occult, petty demons, and the Harlem Globetrotters fo real yo!
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
6 days ago
why are taters the only thing we’ve totted
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
11 months ago
Tariffs killed my Sea-Monkeys.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
over 1 year ago
I knew I was musical from a young age when my version of “𝘐 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘯, 𝘐 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘍𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦” was voted best in the 2nd grade class at Donaldson Elementary.
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Ennui Doofen
16 days ago
when life feels too predictable i like to play a lil game called What Happens If I Dont Take My Meds
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Kellalena
7 days ago
I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.
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Shane
7 days ago
Right now, Kristi Noem is at home, depressed, eating ice cream, and watching the ending of “Old Yeller” over and over again to try to cheer herself up.
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chris.
8 days ago
Swallowing a couple of dryer balls to soften up my insides.
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Grant Tanaka
8 days ago
put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format
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Tusk Jenkins
8 days ago
You tell a rational technology to go to hell and what does it do, the very rational bon voyage that your astronaut heart is afraid of, and coordinates are already go for the funny little space saving smart drill car
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I see the government took the square peg out of the round hole and now they’re going to try jamming a triangle in there.
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Paul
8 days ago
Well, back to shooting puppies, I guess.
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The Real Kim Shady
8 days ago
Bsky is like my house. If you don’t like the vibe you can get the fuck out
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DocAtCDI
8 days ago
Money does not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
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[Sic] Burns
12 days ago
Sorry if you have a heart attack near me because I only know CCR and Proud Mary’s gonna be the last thing you hear
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Astr0z0mbreez
8 days ago
As my dogs manager I’m always tryna find new ways to help him evade the paparazzi
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John Collins
8 days ago
Just thinking about what we could do with a billion dollars a day that doesn’t include bombing people.
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Jack
18 days ago
You don’t have to agree with me all the time to be my friend.. I don’t even agree with me all the time.
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richie
9 days ago
replying to deleted posts is time travel
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Ygrene
8 days ago
overheard some of the scientists say that they need to fortify my enclosure because i will begin the metamorphosis soon?? okay ???
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sweetie π
8 days ago
i burst up from the flames of hell for this?
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Brick's House 🍁
11 days ago
wow go to bed with a heating pad on your back one time one time and suddenly it's like a meth addiction
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We pull up to the stoplight and the guy in the next car waves at my grandson. Grandson yells: MY MOM SAID YOU DRIVE LIKE A JACKASS! This red light is entirely too long.
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Joolia Ghoulia
9 days ago
Me, driving while listening to a meeting and forgetting to mute my phone: IT'S CALLED A BLINKER, NUMBNUTS!
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9 months ago
Foolproof?!! Stand aside
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Deeny they/them
9 days ago
One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well
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chris.
13 days ago
I am constantly having to look up who you are talking about and then having to scour my browsing history with bleach.
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