Oh man, I’ve been indoctrinated again, fml

The Middle East makes me think we just wear earth out.

I also heard Hillary Clinton strangled Epstein with her bare hands.

Why isn’t anybody making the ICE Academy movie?

[first day in Hell] "Today is brought to you by the letter…H" [second day in Hell] "Today is brought to you by the letter…H" ME: my god

late 80’s early 90’s I read art of the deal because I was fascinated by the idea that the rich could go bankrupt and still be rich and here we are

Dude worked for the Rothschilds, alive or dead (alive) he’s still running the government.

We’ve always been pretty lawless and corrupt but fuck

Epstein is alive and runs the shadow government.

The National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) produces amazingly accurate long-term weather forecasts. They must have thousands of groundhogs working for them.

a man who doesn’t eat pussy is NOT husband material

My numbers are down and I refuse to believe “official numbers” and it calls into question the whole number experience.

i am trying to learn to pick locks but it is hard because i’m indecisive

HBD Poison Ivy

Never underestimate how much your cats actually enjoy listening to you talk to them. They probably have no idea what you're saying. But a lot of times it's clear that it makes them happy that you're just paying attention to them.

This rancher WAS jolly until that shit ripped my fillings out.

Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings

Dog park implies the existence of dog reverse, dog neutral and DRIVE DAWG, THE COPS ARE CATCHING UP!!

Seems like someone should go to jail for over charging me

So will I be getting a tariff refund check?

Our polar bears get ready to take a cold plunge.

I am not my thoughts. I am how I act on my thoughts so I got that going for my punk ass.

It's important to remember that the attachment to Trump is based on hatred and bigotry. If it were for any other reason then it would be far easier to uproot these people from their attachment to Trump and MAGA.

I've done my best to brace myself to be as ready possible to face the tragedies, horrors of the ilk depicted in "The Wind that Shakes the Barley" that come with being a resistance movement facing a ruthless, calculated imperialist assault I'm assuming it ends in tragedy. If not: I'll count us lucky

So, uh…when do we take to the streets?

America has the worst democracy because Trump can buy…or sell… or barter… the govt assets

RFK gets so much hate for being a Nevernude

If you're visiting the rodent exhibit you should probably run. We don't have a rodent exhibit.

WE'RE THE CLEVELAND BROWNS! (If you like football at all, watch all the videos in this thread) www.youtube.com/shorts/dVTrE...

PURE HELL was the first Black punk band. They lasted from 1974-1979, but a falling out with their manager meant their record didn’t come out until 2010. I gave it a listen: www.lazyandentitled.org?p=162658013

Is it really ‘safe to dance’?

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

every Olympic event should include wolf dogs

No worries babe. We have our anxiety to keep us warm

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

Horror Film Safety

Eye floaters are the ghosts that live in your skull.

The spectre rises up from the floorboards and drinks your ranch dressing straight from the bottle while you sleep at night.

I wish I felt the joy of clapping like a seal the way I imagine trained seals feel…expecting a pay off.

👇👇👇👇👇👇

Something I am really great at doing that many have overlooked: continuing. Dragging myself out again and again. I can do this until I can’t.

Remember to hide a list of your landlord's fears and weaknesses in your rented home for the benefit of future tenants

You could leave the trolley going straight and then just strangle the one guy

ten years ago, I started this company with the promise of building a cheap, sustainable launch system to deliver commercial payloads into upper orbit. that company failed. so today we are pivoting our fleet of one-way shuttles to tap into an underserved market: customers eager to die in space

my online friend goes by nonviolent j and he eats spoonfuls of instant coffee so i drew this for him

We can’t sustain a society where wealthy people can get away with what the rest of us would be put to death for.

The average American gets kicked in the head by a horse between five and seven times a year