let the bedbugs bite you deserve to feel something

Watching Mainers drool over Graham Platner and non-Mainers decry him is a brain-bending experience I think he's a fool, but he's also more electable than Mills at this point (which truly sucks) Also, fuck Jared Golden.

Caligula used to make the Senators compete in the gladiatorial games Bring THAT back

Yes, I reposted you. But I am not in repost with you.

Guardian: Masked, heavily armed federal immigration agents arrested a US citizen in the parking lot of a Los Angeles Home Depot store, then entered his car and drove away with his toddler, who is also a US citizen, in the backseat.

i just took a poop and now I've got the Zoomies

Rule 1: don't get complacent.

Gunpowder treason is a great excuse to set some shit on fire today

Lemme alone, jerks, I feckin voted

The greatest poet I ever knew was an Irish EMT who described his co-worker as being "like a crow lookin' at de t'hunder" I think about that description a lot

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

Is 9:17 am too early to bury my face in Bob Evans mac and cheese and just root around like a beast?

RIP to Donna www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9BM...

...and, Sir Reginald: if I should slip these Earthly Bonds and pass to my just Reward, please find and publish the Manuscript of my Skeets locked in the lower drawer of my Escritoire. (You may, however, burn without perusal any Pornographie you find therein.)

I wish I cared about anything as much as Heidi Klum cares about Halloween.

this End of the World needs a jump to recipe button

Feliz Dia de los Meurtos!! 💀 to all who celebrate. My altar this year. 🌼 @allie-froglegs.bsky.social

You keep saying “trap house” but I was free to come and go as I pleased your honor.

Balancing act

Sunrise

Several years ago, a local sheriff said to me that "people don't call the police when there is a crime. They call the police when they don't know who else to call". Anyway, Nancy Mace needs the kind of help police can't provide. www.wired.com/story/nancy-...

Having a beer and a schmear

don’t forget to set back your display names tonight!

Dressing your toddler up as an ICE agent for Halloween, like one family I saw today, makes me want to dress up as a CPS worker and give them a lil scare Trick or Treat, fuckers

On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

Halloween 🎃 eyes

Mike Johnson, surely: “Oh we’re at war with Venezuela?!? I’m shocked. First I’m hearing of this! Will have to look into this in the months ahead.”

Playing with her bat toy today 🦇 so I guess she saw the calendar

Please help. Even a repost if that's what you've got to give. Thank you 🖤

I dunno, some days it feels like it's Bodysnatchers all the way down

you can tell my wife was a paralegal forever because she just referred to a car horn as ‘overbroad and ambiguous’ because the sound doesn’t target a specific driver she’s the fuckin’ cutest

Sending you love, my internet friend 💗

Carnival of Souls (Herk Harvey, 1962)

I just told my cat, "Maggie, this is *TERRIFLE*", and I think she understood without me telling her that I was very drunk

They're bonding 🥰

You starts the kitten by pressing the toe beans

For Dyl www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHN...

a porn flick called “The Czech’s in the Male” somebody write that down

😻🖤

Toe beans