What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.

What BlueSky really needs is a Daft folder.

Excuse me, do you have a Valentine's Day card that plays "Dust in the Wind"?

Yes - that bloke who invented the invisibility cloak had his 15 minutes of fame, but where is he now?

(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the

''Acadian Seaplants, a massive Canadian corporation and owner of Arramara Teoranta, has put in an application to harvest tens of thousands of tons of wrack from huge swathes of the west coast.'' Sign the petition and lets stop this from happening ✊️ #SpeirGorm my.uplift.ie/petitions/st...

Caught my wife in bed with an abstract artist. He said "it's not what it looks like"

The US has some quirky traditions that are really important to Americans, but seem silly to people in other countries, like pardoning a turkey at Thanksgiving, asking a groundhog to predict the weather, or allowing the Electoral College to choose their president.

Happy Groundhog Day to my American friends! Happy Mincedpork Day to everyone else!

“Melania” really hurting its Oscar chances with a January release.

bari weiss is blocking 60 minutes’ report into the latest epstein files release until they have a new, on-the-record interview with jeffrey epstein

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Music FACT: Placebo were originally a Cure tribute band.

Heard a rumour that Laura Kuenssberg will be the next high profile Tory to defect to Reform.

The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.

The Doomsday Clock is at 85 seconds to midnight, representing a time of unprecedented danger. To put it into perspective, that's only 64 seconds from a So Solid Crew comeback.

“And this is how we point at the sea”

DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.

A broken man is right twice a day.

I won't accept 10% off, sir. This is what I was promised

A broken man is right twice a day.

Why did the farmer buy loads of chicks? They were all going cheap.

Do you ever add a job to your job list that wasn't on the list before, even though you've just done the job so technically it doesn't need to be added but you like the feeling of crossing it off anyway

I can understand why you hate people who sit on the fence but, on the other hand, I can see why some people find fence sitting so appealing.

Some people use comedy as a defence mechanism. Others use it as an offence mechanism.

𝘐 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘦 is my favorite song about a field sobriety test.

More like the world egonomic forum, amirite?

They say life begins at 40, which explains all the crying and incontinence.

Oof.

always terrifying when no one is there to bless you and you're just racking up unblessed sneezes

Should I conduct an experiment to see what happens when bishops' hats are on too tight? Hmm. Mitres swell...

Those who Keanu, do. Those who Keant, teach acting.

Every YouTube instruction video should have a "jump to recipe" style button, that brings you to a 100 word step-by-step written guide.

the pretty ladies kissing ed morrish on the lips boom could falter without more pretty ladies taking up kissing ed morrish on the lips, ed morrish warns

It’s a shame Brooklyn Beckham criticised his parents so harshly, because David speaks very highly of him.

Every YouTube instruction video should have a "jump to recipe" style button, that brings you to a 100 word step-by-step written guide.

password must be different than any previously used password, ever

DISSTOPIA: an insufferable society where leaders spend all their time exchanging insults through the media.

That chalk outline really brings out your dead eyes.

Maybe RFJ Jr’s appointment is because Trump really really wanted to win the Nobel Prize for Medicine and didn’t get it

this is one of the factors that made me set up smelt. subscription services only seem to work for specific shows - but general streaming services will always spend your subs money on 'the thing most likely to be popular'. this is your chance to say, "i want this to exist, please"

I've said it before and I'll say it again... it

I've said it before and I'll say it again... it

It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile so, yes, I do work out.

So apparently I've been following The Old Testament. Yep. There's a whole new one. I know. It's very different.

I have to assume Lionel Richie wrote the lyrics "Easy like Sunday morning" before he had kids.

You didn't believe me when I said Iran's supreme leader was deranged. Hate to say Ayatollah you so.

When I was diagnosed with synesthesia, it was music to my eyes.

He died doing what he loved - nothing.

The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe is due a reboot.