Saw Tricky live in Warsaw last night. He’s still really cool. I was surprised at the cover version of Abba’s “Does Your Mother Know”!

Spider Academy "Statistically, eight of you will be swallowed by one of these massive pricks in their lifetime!"

Just used AI to carry in six (6) bags of shopping in one go. Game changer!

Used AI to get that annoying sesame seed that's been stuck between my back teeth for days. Game changer!

Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with tech bros!?

New Dan Brown dropped.

This is cool and all but I still think the true "Trans women are not biologically advantaged at sport" is ultimately a less strategically productive line of argument than "Some women are just better than other women at sport". This framing seems to me to concede to trans-exclusive talking points.

I didn’t have change for the bus, and AI just gave me a euro coin and said “no bother, pal!” Game changer!

Hey that's my circus! *does double take* And my monkeys!!

Interviewer: “what’s your greatest strength?” Me: “definitely my listening skills” Interviewer: “and what’s your greatest weakness?” Me: “weakness? oh, sorry, what did you just ask me before?”

Just used AI to scratch that bit deep inside my ear that gets itchy now and again. Game changer!

Nothing says "we're winning the war" like putting air defense systems on top of office buildings in the centre of the capital city! Morale must be going through the missile-laden roof!

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Billionaire Tech Bro: "Guys, we should take our LLM and put it in everything!" Billionaire Tech Bro's hangers-on: "Great idea! LLMs could be just what the world needs! Would you like me to give you some ideas of how LLM's can be used?"

It's very hot out, but it is still nowhere near as hot as Elizabeth Hurley in "Bedazzled"!

Ok this is a truly great tweet

I’ve just seen an AI recreation of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. It turns out John Wilkes Booth was set up, it was actually George Soros!

Making this my homepage!

Heard a line today that made me laugh: Who loves you more, your dog or your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of your car and let them out an hour later and see which one is still happy to see you.

Me: can you cut the grass this afternoon? 19yo: but it was already cut this week!

Monkfish

Just used AI to scratch that hard-to-reach bit between my shoulders. Game changer!

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

You know this new guideline in the UK, saying people should use the bathroom that corresponds to their sex at birth? What's to stop me, a cis man, from walking into a women's toilet, claiming that I am a post-op FTM trans?

Give this a share if you get chance please. So many cisgender women who do not want this for the trans+ community or the division it causes for us all notinourname.org.uk

Hey! Hot single women in my area! For gods sake raise your standards, have some self respect!

If you're writing a script for an action movie, and in a scene where an alien or enemy army is attacking en masse, you make someone shout out "We've got company!", you should make the scene more realistic by making the rest of the group mutter "fuckin' eejit" under their breath.

"I'm from an older generation. In my day, we didn't have pronouns or trans, or gay marriage [etc]" Well it's not your day, and now they do. And if you learned to use a smartphone, you can learn how to use pronouns, too!

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Something Happens Smashing Pumpkins Placebo Mexican Pets The Frames Teenage Fanclub Pavement Stereolab PiL They Might Be Giants

Listening to a Dutch jazz-roots-fusion band called Waan. More like "Nice Waan, Bud!" youtu.be/oucQ2nR7HYM?...

The full name of the film "Kill Bill" is Killiam William.

the problem isn't that we're producing machines that act like humans, but we're gonna produce humans who act like machines.

Every time a billionaire says "Well, of course, I could just pay more taxes..." the interviewer should interrupt and say "You always say that, but you never actually do anything altruistic. Are you greedy, lazy or stupid?"

'..and the guy says "The Aristocrats"!'

How come none of the "business geniuses" who are given a public platform can understand that, if you make 30% of society redundant while simultaneously reducing social safety nets, you very quickly run out of people to sell your products to?

I feel an overwhelming need to be creative. To write, to play music, to pull a paint-daubed brush across a surface, to bash two rocks together. I am also convinced that I am just more aware of this urge than many people, and that creating something -ANYTHING- will make us all feel a little better!

Fuck sake, okay you dumb fuck techbros, let me summarize all of science fiction and cyberpunk with the lessons: > AI is very, very bad. > Giving robots weapons is very, very bad. > Capitalism is very, very bad. > Authoritarianism is very, very bad. > AI girlfriends are... *sigh* just don't.

This is basically the story arc of every episode of Undercover Boss!

This morning, while trimming my moustache this morning, I noticed that one of the kids had used my scissors to open the sauce sachet from a packet of spicy ramen noodles. It was then I realised I'm living in a 1990's family comedy movie.

Slightly increase a band The Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Today, I made my wife a pot of tea enhanced by AI (An Irishman)

This is why you don’t privatise energy.

When I was about 5, my mother sometimes bought me sets, with e.g. a desert scene, and you'd get a set of transfers of cowboys, horses, Native Americans, wagons, etc, that you'd transfer onto the scene by rubbing a pencil on them, and I feel if I had one of them now, it'd do me a world of good.

The Coen Brothers' Saturday Night Fever

tl;dr. They’re all dead!

Peter Greenaway’s BASEketball

1980's music artists UK: dressed as a sparkly silver clown, using 4 different synthesisers to replicate guitar sounds. US: Dirty jeans and lots of hair spray playing guitars AND synthesisers.

Launching an AI app that shows you a photo of the finished jigsaw puzzle you’re working on, saving you valuable hours of time!