New slur just dropped.

I really like Killeagh, and they seem decent skins, but every time I see them I think they should be in the Hardy Bucks.

Hi #SpeirGorm, are Christmas annuals still a thing?

Jane Austen is dead. Coincidence?

I see a lot of optimistic people looking forward to Trump's death, like that is going to change anything. Yet the military and gov't zealously applied his orders. And which side are the tech-bros on? You know, the guys who can produce deepfakes of people saying and doing anything?

*winks at camera* You might say, "the secret's in the heroin"!

There are so many videos from the US of people just losing their shit in restaurants, cafe's bars, traffic etc., and it's shocking that nobody stops and asks why their living circumstances continuously produce such levels of anxiety, frustration and desperation that people feel the need to lash out.

I've stopped planning to do things "once 2025 has started properly", and have moved them to "once 2026 has started properly". Congratulate me!

Another Christmas card from the archives.

Minister denies postponing plans because he was getting fingered.

I can't help feeling this is a response to the Irish Times Shannon opinion piece.

(Sexting with an AI bot) -"I'm feeling really naughty!" -"Sure thing, Keith, that can happen at times. Feel free to let me know if you want me to do anything. Looking forward to it!" -"That wasn't really sexy!" ... ... -"You should kill yourself."

I think about rocket frog often

I just don't feel like Kate Winslet or Timothy Spall's children are what's costing poor kids with acting talent their chance. They're missing out cos London rent is £3k so they're working doubles in Screwfix, while the kids of doctors and architects and executives and literal barons don't have to.

Generally, I hate the lap steel guitar. It makes everything sound like the worst kind of country music ever. But by the Gods, the lap steel on Tracy Chapman’s Fast Car is divine.

Calibri is wasteful, yet Times New Roman is splurging out on serifs all over the shop!?

Just listening to Crowded House's Woodface. It's a really great album I can listen to over and over again, but Together Alone is the one I'm going to get on Vinyl.

This is a haiku. It has seven syllables in the middle bit.

“Hey, ChatGPT, I poured WD40 into my baby a few days ago to stop it squeaking, like you suggested, and now it’s not moving.“ “Yes, this can happen at times. My research shows that vigorous shaking can help with restarting.”

I met my wife quite young, and we moved in together very quickly, and sometimes I regret not living alone for longer, but in all truth I probably would have died of liver failure before long, so I reckon that’s a net win.

The whole problem might be that Sam Altman cannot, it seems, imagine anything.

I think it’s important to remember that “the village idiot” isn’t necessarily that village’s ONLY idiot, he’s just the most famous one

I just found out there's an organisation helping members of the Irish diaspora in moving back to Ireland. Their name? "Safe Home"!

First, the Muppets take Manhattan, then the Muppets take Berlin!

Wife: ”I think the kids are old enough, and this is the year we tell them.” Me: “Yeah, I thought we’d get one more Christmas, but you’re right. Kids?” (The kids come in and sit down at the table) Me: “ACAB includes the ghostbusters.“

Look, it's a pretty messed-up world, and there's a lot wrong at the moment. I'm just saying that until you come over to my house and scratch my back for a couople of hours, we don't know for sure that it won't fix everything!

Keep an eye on this thread if you’re not familiar. It is an absolute fucking delight.

Even money on the vomit hose guy releasing a cryptocurrency by the end of the year.

Wpadł mi pytanie do głowy. Czy ktoś pamięta, w którym roku ten tymczasowy wzrost w stawkach VAT o 1% weszła w życiu? Bo coraz mniej się czuje tymczasowy. #polska

As I see yet another ad for a Whisky Advent Calendar, I can't help but feel that we have lost touch with the true magic of Christmas -Lemon's Seasons Greetings.

Stephen King bravely asked, “What if a dog was evil?” “What if a car was evil?” “What if an antique shop was evil?”

Very well put

i really think you shouldn't be too comfy too much. people are like "ugh, its gross out, i wish i didn't have to go out" but i think you do. you need to get out in the cold, wet, shit ass day and do your little jobs in wet shoes occasionally. can't all be couch and blankets and your little shows

Seriously, do you know how great a song Bucks Fizz's "Land of Make Believe" is?

We don't have Arby's in Ireland. Otherwise, this could be graffiti on any wall in Tallaght.

Adding "Anything by Sally Rooney" to my Christmas wish list.

Opening a GoFundMe to film a version of Blade Runner where Rutger Hauer is an AI-powered replicant who agrees with everything everybody says. "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched..." "No you haven't." "Oops, you caught me. Sorry!"

"I had to do it. Linus was infected. It was only a matter of time. What I killed was not Linus any more, Charlie Brown"

(Choose Your Own Adventure Book) "You have written a few hit sitcoms for British TV. In 1 ep. of the latest one, you put a trans character for cheap laughs, which causes backlash. What do you say? "Fair enough. Sorry, I'll try harder in future." (page 35) "YOU'RE ALL MENTAL TERRORISTS!" (page 12)

Douglas Adams-coded

Before I followed this account, I never realised how many lines from Robocop would make awesome T-shirts!

That is a divine piece of wordplay!

Join @irishgothichorror.bsky.social next week for a discussion of Guillermo Del Toro's new Frankenstein adaptation! 7pm December 3rd Irish time!

During the cold war, at school, I learned that the UK had four nuclear warheads aimed at Ireland, to "seal up the back door". I have no reason to believe this isn't still the case.

If any post ever says “iykyk”, I guarantee you, idk.

I just had a thought. Imagine working in a head shop and not liking reggae!

I see in the UK a Strictly Come Dancing star has been arrested for rape. The man, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is in his 30’s and in a show with dancers, contestants and judges but is not a dancer or contestant.

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊