That's it now. You say anything anti-Trump, anti-GOP or anti-white-supremacy, you can be classed as a terrorist, and it's into the black SUV with you. I won't be going to the US for a while.

Trump has designated Antifa as a terrorist organization, which will likely have all sorts of repercussions, none if them good, for American cities www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

If my 70+ year old Dad said "Tylenol gives you autism", he would be dismissed as suffering from dementia. Why are the headlines from the USA like: "The President said this" and not: "The PRESIDENT!?!?!? said THIS!?!?!?"

The best job in the world is the person in Lego who sees a new movie come out, then picks up the phone and calls whoever owns the movie's IP.

I'm in the mood for watching a movie about ghosts, and people who bust them. Any ideas?

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Gone to the Beskid mountains for the weekend, and, folks, get a load of this:

This Week's Onion Magazine:

ちぃたんさんはかっこいい です!

Thinking of getting male-to-billionaire reassignment surgery.

Two free business ideas: 1. Open a burger bar called "Burgers that Fit in your Mouth!" 2. Open a Customer Service platform called "Always Answered by a Human!"

How hard can it be? A chaotic neutral mascot gets it!!!

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Her name is Abir Al-Sahlani member of the European Parliament from Sweden

The techbros saying that AI could boost national economies -do any of them explain how? Or is it the same as 1. Open online mug-printing business 2. ... 3. ... 4. Retire as a millionaire ?

This is so stupid. And you're not allowed look at it, because I bought it as an nft for $50000!

You join us live from Danny Dyer’s birthday drinks.

The best I heard it put is “I don’t support what happened to Charlie Kirk, but Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk”

Working from the office today, which is open plan, so I need to come up with a clever way to disguise that I'm going to lie down and have a little nap now.

Just had a meeting with an English man living in Poland who told me that Charlie Kirk was killed because he believed in free speech. The internet is a dangerous place.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Last night’s Russian drone attack on Poland may possibly have been testing NATO’s and the EU’s response. I think it’s more probable that Putin was testing Trump’s response.

I know I'm getting old now, because I don;t remember asking for a multi-folding device. Did anyone else ask for a multi-folding device?

Graham Linehan once took issue with a sketch I did and tweeted about me referring to me not by name but only as to who my boyfriend was and called me an NPC ( non player character.) It was misogynistic and his “standing up for women” schtick is baloney.

Hind Rajab.

Id better put the rumours to rest and free up some space in the newspapers. I will not be considering a run for President of Ireland, and will not be entering my name in the upcoming elections. I ask that my family’s privacy be respected at this time. Ask me again in seven years.

A snake is just a long gorilla - Charles Darwin

Morning! Feeling a bit suicidey today. One of those days where I’ll just have to wait it out and fake it till I make it.

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset. In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia. In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

Pleased with this -the best review of my bum ever!

The best James Bond film.

If you are a theater projectionist who also happens to identify as a woman, drop a reply to this post. There’s an IG group for you!

I know the answer to this question!!! It’s “History nerd David McCullagh”!

Yet another sign, for me, that the world is engaged in a class war, and the sooner the working classes realise what the ruling classes have always known (you don’t see Trump, Starmer, Martin, Macron et al. worried about doing business with any nationality or religion), the better!

One of the things I like about Ireland is that the tricolor goes up for Patrick's Day, and when Ireland are playing something -Ideally something they have a chance of winning. For mee, there's something ever so slightly fascist about national flags flying for no reason -lads, we know where we are!

I can

That’s really unfair. It’s not like RFK Jr. will even have a clue how to answer any of their questions!

I’ve decided that from now on I’m going to refer to “football”, “rugby”, “men’s football” and “men’s rugby”.

I would degrade myself for a sausage sambo at the moment.

A piece by the head of Rock En Siene today. "...the Kneecap concert at Rock en Seine took place without the slightest incident. No tension, no violence. Nothing but artists, music, audience. Proof, if any were needed, that what some elected officials fear is not disorder, but freedom." 👏👏👏👏👏

Start of a new football season, I might get back into watching the aul’ Serie A. Tell me, does Batistuta still play for Fiorentina?

Here's a @privateeyenews.bsky.social #cartoon #science #scientists #laboratory

Everyone stop, this is important

I just got an email from my electronic notebook, telling me to set a reminder in Youtube, and I would like to end the simulation now, please!

Me (in a job interview room, standing over the bruised, bloody body of the biggest interviewer): "Oh, wait, that was for prison!"

It's always been my dream to be one of 100 people surveyed in Family Fortunes!

The biggest effect of the Reagan and Thatcher years was the total erasure of empathy. The inability for people to see that the "threat" described by politicians and in the newspapers are the same humans they interact with daily results in views like this.

So important! I ended up following Plan D, and I ended up making a successful career out of something I hadn't even considered when I filled out my CAO form!

Forget baby Hitler. If I had a time machine, I'd go back and kill Steve Jobs before he had a chance to spark the enigmatic, "driven genius", start-up, tech-bro culture which has led us to where we are today.