Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?

Women my age will pretend to hate Tulsi Gabbard for all kinds of reasons, but one of them is definitely ruining the 'grey streak' look.

Markey is holding down the fort to lots of applause at the @progressivemass.bsky.social annual meeting. Curious to see what kind of reception his opponents get!

guys we've reached the point where they are releasing the Epstein files as a distraction from the other mess. look at this picture of us!

at this point i think it's a huge advantage that the Pats are in their white jerseys.

Honestly I am not Minnesotan but I would 100% wear a T shirt that said "SUSPICIOUS HOT DISH" because frankly that's what I assume people say about me behind my back anyhow.

Greg Bovino is what happens when you lock a Keebler Elf in a dark room with his eyes taped open, and Triumph of the Will on loop.

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Orcanize!

i love the onion but it terrifies me that Doug Burghum is gonna see this and be like "great idea" and eliminate one of my few remaining sources of joy. i think i finally figured out how they're gonna turn me into the Joker.

“From birth to age eighteen a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on she needs cash.” - Sophie Tucker, #botd in 1887

It definitely sounds like he may have “ruffalo’d” a few feathers at the White House.

I never fully understood Muppet lore until AI Overview stepped in. Thanks Google!

In this house, we have the same rules for the Sesame Street crayon video as we do for Umbrella.

Heated Rivalry (Series, 2025)

i should really go see some Great Lakes, apparently but tbh i mainly just want to go to Hawaii. Alaska too actually but I forgot to click that one.

Now is the time to call yourself anti-fascist. This is not just about ICE as a physical occupying force, but also about the entire technical apparatus they built to surveil and track all of us. DOGE’s real impact was grabbing all citizen data, but where is it now?

“Sorry ladies, things got a little bumpy back there. If you want, we can turn around and go look for ‘em.”

time for #Boston to start holding WBZ accountable for this POS spewing hate. No more WBZ for me, Jeopardy (which I love), Patriots 5th quarter etc. @wbznewsradio.bsky.social owns this filth

Omg he hatfished you!! 😭

stephen miller oozes more self-destructive condescension and disdain for his audience than a 2023 Bluesky user with 349 followers and boy howdy that is SAYING SOMETHING.

I think it's funny that our mayor pretends City Hall isn't ugly as a pile of rocks. Honestly? GREAT BIT. Look at it! Or don't; it might ruin your eyes like a solar eclipse. Or just your day, by being that ugly. Anyways, congrats to Mayor Wu on Term 2!

my husband has to work and i had to pretend to be sad about it even though i have been dying to watch the Mary Cosby cult doc.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

You know what? In protest I am officially withdrawing my name from consideration from next year’s FIFA peace prize and I urge you all to do the same.

I can’t believe he’s besmirching the hallowed FIFA Peace Prize in this manner!

1. I am very irritated with myself that i did not know george wallace had made it to bluesky 2. putting both veget- and Lunch- on this list is very "chaotic good"

we made potato chips in the air fryer today. for the low cost of wasting a full afternoon and almost losing a finger to the mandoline, we now have a pile of half soggy half burnt potatoes inferior to even an Utz. 0/5 stars, SEND IT BACK. What can you do?

well this time of year bums me out a bit but i hope this isn't my whole year...

happy new years you old horse thieves you old muckety mucks.

Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy

expanded edition 📽️

You know what is a great word?

this horse is still salty that the Post Office switched to horseless carriages in the 1920s or whatever. get over it, equine.

i am not sure that explanation was less upsetting. 🐰🔥🪦

They say revenge is a dish best served up cold, and they say revenge is sweet. So basically, revenge is ice cream.

it is amusing to me and typical of bluesky that most of the replies here are just explaining that nachos are actually a third tangential food category. so helpful!

I knew it was bad, but THIS bad ?! fucking hell

What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: "We're gonna need a bigger Avatar."

AHHHHHHHHH the surprise at the end is the best. Josh is a gem and needs a lot of money to support his crippling cocaine habit, so please see one of his upcoming shows in the PNW. www.joshgondelman.com/schedule/

Mary and Joseph praying over Jesus in the manger, or TWO T. REXES FIGHTING OVER A TABLE SAW? Once seen, cannot be unseen.

i'm not watching Heated Rivalry primarily because i am enjoying all the contextless horniness on my timeline, and I want it to stay mysterious to me. I'm just happy to see all of you happy.

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

Brb decided to go viral by doing a Glee- style mashup in the public domain. It’s called ‘Mary do you know The Muffin Man’ and I’m going to be very famous starting next week so see you later, fools.

The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)

I miss the pre-doomscrolling days, when you were likely to encounter uplifting things like this in your feed. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwe-...

OK but it's hilarious how every time I see Marco Rubio it looks like he's trying to slither out of the back of the room.