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I’m sure this is absolutely the last skeleton in his closet and the GOP isn’t holding onto anything they’re gonna dump the moment he becomes the nominee. Clear sailing for Graham from here on out.

Guys, after a lot of thought and discussion with my many fans, I have decided not to perform at the America 250 concert series. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

His approval rating among musicians who peaked in the late 80s is apparently just as bad! Even Bret Michaels is out now.

Happy Summer House Reunion Eve to all those who celebrate, and even to those who do not, I wish a Fun Summer for all of you.

"The state’s surtax on its highest earners has already generated more than $3.1 billion in revenue this fiscal year..." Massachusetts is in a tight budget position and it would be a whole lot worse if not for the revenue generated by the millionaire's tax.

right now several notable figures are panicking and asking ChatGPT to rewrite their commencement speech to be about anything other than AI so they don't get booed off the stage.

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

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slightly increase a band frightened fluffle

I went on jeopardy a few years back (like most people on here, apparently) and I just found out that means I have an IMDb page! I am definitely going to need to put some lore in my trivia section. www.imdb.com/name/nm13511...

the guy remodeling my house promised a ton of natural light I was like dude I’m not in college anymore

started my day real normal - remembering the existence of the song Rico Suave, googling to make sure it wasn't a fever dream, and watching the whole thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_f...

But is it the steering wheel that come flying off? Because that’s a great idea actually, PAUL.

I just realized that RFK has probably been the fifth dentist all along. 🙈

What I like about Bluesky is that I’ve been on here for years and I still feel 38.

Nolan is being so disrespectful to Homer who obviously cared a lot about historical accuracy and had many peer reviewed works. Most people don’t know but the Iliad was his dissertation and he wrote the Odyssey to get tenure.

the comments in this video killed me dead, rip me 💀

If you are bored of hearing about the White House Correspondents Dinner, you can read my newsletter that doesn't mention it at all! It's about writing and humanity and how sports owners teach us not to trust the super rich.

Isn't this the exact plot of that mid-looking Kiefer Sutherland show from like a decade ago?

People are questioning the Secret Service’s preparedness but not enough people are talking about how the mentalist got totally blindsided. Embarrassing.

7 workers detained by federal immigration agents at an Allston car wash last November filed a federal tort claim alleging that they were unlawfully arrested, racially profiled, and mistreated in custody. Thamini Vijeyasingam and Kevin Zhong report. www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...

I'm falling in love with connecting all these little cartoons. THE LOOP Cats: Apr 17 ✅ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 www.britannica.com/games/loop

Can't say I'm surprised. I'll be interested to see what happens as I've had some political folks in Massachusetts tell me they think that Lyons's ties to the state have led to a less militarized ICE presence here as compared to other places.

JD Vance telling Orville Redenbacher that's not how you pop corn.

JD telling Martha Stewart that’s not where the salad fork goes.

JD telling the Colonel which 11 herbs and spices go on chicken.

Really enjoyed this piece - made me curious what Vonnegut would have made of AI.

incredible stat from @wired.com here. www.wired.com/story/govern...

All of 'em suck. We'd be better doing government like jury duty, where you get a letter in the mail, have to do a spot of quick civics training, and then it's off to DC for two or four years, and then back home

Okay bluesky I need your help I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home" Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do

Did you know all 6 representatives expelled from the House were men? There are still so many glass ceilings left to break. Somewhere is a girl with dreams of misappropriating funds, sexually assaulting a staffer, or fighting for the confederacy. But if she can't see it, she can't be it!

Did you know all 6 representatives expelled from the House were men? There are still so many glass ceilings left to break. Somewhere is a girl with dreams of misappropriating funds, sexually assaulting a staffer, or fighting for the confederacy. But if she can't see it, she can't be it!

And here I thought Trump's Jesus/Voltron fantasy art would be the most offensive thing I would see today! Silly. Laughable even. What a fool am I.

Yeah non zero chance the rabbi on the phone googled this lady and was like "yeeesh no thanks!"

"i hope the pope takes care of the president THE CHICAGO WAY" is a statement i never expected to utter with sincerity.

For years I asked my contemporaries if they remembered the show where the department store mannequin named Jeff comes to life at night. In the early 00s I began searching intermittently but the internet was less.... comprehensive then. Finally ~2012 I found evidence & was so relieved!

nobody better tell Trump about those Lego videos; we have been causing enough problems for the Danes.

✅️ Unsolicited proclamation of innocence ✅️ Mention of mysterious reports ✅️ Televised statement ✅️ Almost Friday Something juicy this way comes

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

I would read a content analysis of the way the Times. WAPO, CNN, Jake Tapper etc... covered Biden leaving Afghanistan compared to this absolute debacle of the War on Iran by Trump.

hmm, what if i told you that it wasn’t

I've decided that if the world is going to end tonight, I should really watch the new Bravo franchise about our quirky southern neighbors, the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Surely I won't regret adding another vacuous reality show to the mix.

It’s not the most offensive part of this whole thing, but it irritates me that some of this would authentically be funny if it wasn’t so terrifying.

what if there was an enormous bird who was friends with a fucked up elephant, kids would love that

clearly we are all headed into the most chaotic, volatile global future imaginably so I am calling it now: Taylor Frankie Paul and Kyle Cook will be dating by the end of the year.

now that the Christian Right no longer feels they need the political heft of the Catholic Church to get a pro-life SCOTUS, the post-Roe alliance is fracturing and they’re suddenly remembering all their spiciest theology about the pope being the antichrist, conveniently in time for a pope they hate