The week of June 7, 1969, Jamaican ska/rocksteady legend Desmond Dekker earned US #OneHitWonder honors when “Israelites,” by Desmond Dekker & The Aces, entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #18. The single spent 7 weeks on the chart, peaking at #9. #DesmondDekker #OneHitWondered #MusicSky

’tis the season (Caturday)

i've decided i'm going to wait for its season of american crime story to learn about whatever the lego heist thing is

$15 Million dollars doesn't buy a lot under a Trump administration. Could have hired college kids and paid 99% less it's paint.......... not bridge building

Every authoritarian eventually reaches the same conclusion: "Perhaps the problem is not my policies but the existence of comedians."

You'd think someone as narcissistic as Trump would get the concept of "reflecting pool."

What a bunch’o’grumps today. Ima send the grass in to touch all yall…

Honored to be in such great company! -CK Full list - readers choice: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

"Perhaps more than any other killing device, the M-44 epitomizes the utter callousness and cruelty of the federal government’s predator control activities, and its use is not merely beyond the pale. It is intolerable." www.the-express.com/news/politic...

1973 #Aerosmith #NowPlaying #MusicSky #whynot youtu.be/iJDtukGW79Y?...

me: changes the light fixtures in my house to energy efficient LED lightbulbs Jeff Bezos:

Meanwhile, near beantown..

Made a bunch of poasts and forgot to delete them. (Spamnesia)

Pronouncing anti-dem like Antietam..

“The fuck you lookin’ at?” “Nothing.” “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”

Game Show where they psychoanalyze you for prizes called What's Your Deal?

1997 #BillieMyers #NowPlaying #MusicSky #MondayRain youtu.be/Kq-r4ZUpels?...

Pizza parties are an attempt to kill you before they have to pay out your retirement packages

there are basically 4 genres of music. there's classic rock, classic non-rock, non-classic rock, and non-classic non-rock

bruh..

“It’s a perfect deal. Iran gave Mr. Trump everything he asked for. What a beautiful day this is. Everyone go celebrate this great victory for America.”

CBS can kiss my rosy red RIP Late Show - Great job citizens - You’ll be missed 💔 @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Just once, just ONE time, I’d like to logon and see *he’s unalive* .. is that too much to ask??

I think the ballroom should become a courtroom and there should be a long line

Knights of Molino. I’m obsessed.

Certain news app has leading story: Two women who slapped each other over line dispute have been banned from Costco. The Fourth Estate is hooked on expired quaaludes..

✅ Check that you are registered to vote ✅ Then RECHECK periodically The regime knows the only way they can win is through voter suppression and purging voter rolls, and they are desperately afraid of what we are going to do to them in the midterms 🌊 www.vote411.org/

You need a crane to make a crane.. #tuesdaytedtalk

Four a.m. this morning on Sunset Pass Road in Hansel Valley, Utah. This is the proposed site of the world-infamous Stratos hyperscale data center, which its builders estimate will require about double the energy currently used by the entire state of Utah. 1/2

Yeah that’s one way to cleanse the timeline..

2015 #CollectiveSoul #NowPlaying #MusicSky youtu.be/HLsKd5C2DSk?...

I am going to be like 90 years old in a nursing home and telling my robot nurse “It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil!”

I think they are taking me out of doors. I have heard of this place. I go there when my hair looks bad.

Bram Stoker’s There’s No Goddam Toilet Paper

Is anyone else creeped out by door-to-door salesppl who instantly call you by your name as soon as you open the door - - and before they introduce themselves??

Hmm

The nice thing about surviving a 100-year flood or pandemic is knowing it's your last one.

The new Col Sanders looks like the head of the Kentucky Mafia..

This psychotic break is taking forever.

Me: To-Do list Meal Plan/Grocery list Oil change/get gas Shopping Dog: there’s gonna be at least one plate today and ima lickem all…

Take over mode..

Somebody tell those assholian talking heads that’s NOT how you make a mint julep..

whoever came up with calling the thing they can't ever fully predict Whether was a genius