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I post at 3:42am because I care

Japan has joined the growing list of countries probing X over Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence service Grok and the chatbot’s role in creating and spreading sexualized images of people without their consent.

for all its flaws and idiosyncrasies, wikipedia is created by real people just like you :-) the most generous and brilliant people i know are wikipedians, and i'm inspired every day. also, warning that tone on talk page messages isn't always particularly friendly but please don't overthink it lol

(Guy in HAZMAT suit runs Geiger counter over me resulting in wild and dense flurry of clicking noises) Me: sick beat, mind if I sample it?

Medusa: *taking a selfie* goddammit!

realizing this is maybe the first time I’ve seen him look happy his entire presidency is actually really funny

I have never listened to voicemails. Are they any good

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Bluesky going to work over on Twitter

interesting to see Florida follow Mamdani’s steps and invest in a public restroom

Every modern FPS game (COD, Battlefield) is set around this "realistic" plot of: "What if Russia got embroiled in a war with Central-Asian & Middle-Eastern powers and NATO responded?" to set the scene. Whereas Fallout went with: "What if the world ended because the USA is fucking stupid?"

grim

Sooner or later, some local politician is going to have to admit they don't have authority over local law enforcement

declaration of independence as 2026 bingo card

I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time *sets up school for raccoons against racism*

We need a guillotine emoji.

my dog has the ability to detect when I open a jar of peanut butter from across the house

scanning the QR code of the ICE Agent who shot me in the face and watching a gif of the Hamburglar dabbing as i die

(the HOW TO BLOW UP A PIPELINE discourse was one of the most embarrassing things I ever witnessed online for this reason exactly)

WHO THE FUCK IS DOXXING & HARASSING CATS OF YORE?!? like seriously, of all the fucking accounts on here, going after a cat account run by a real & caring human who’s always been conscientious to use alt text on cat picture posts

it’s happening

Sir? Sir! Please hold still while you're ripping me out of my car and peppery spraying my eyes so I can scan the 2" x 2" QR code you've covered with a piece of tape with the phone you're going to confiscate

Wow, you can shit your pants that hard?

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

ok watching tron ares

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I hate when lands are covered in Blight

take a second to really wrap your head around this.

the price of elon musk is eternal embarrassment

snow cows

My favorite part about this ISN'T the hillbilly speaking truths and confusing the absolute fuck out of that sipshit in the middle, it's the confused angry worm creature on steroids in a parody of a suit, that looks like he's learning English in real time over on the right.

He is carrying his leaf home

WINNING POST 3

the new autistic barbie is cute but i can't get over her being marketed as the *first* autistic barbie. you're telling me these bitches are neurotypical??

the box now

no new pictures, where are you mentally? here’s a screenshot from the other day where I tried to pick up an item inside a bed of spikes and a spike went through my head