They love it. They love plagues and mass death. They've spent all of Covid coughing in our faces. They're kicking us off Medicaid. It's culture war, to them.

I make this all the time? with soy sauce for flavor I will not be calling it kibble lmao

announcing this kind of thing on x dot com the everything app without any steps for concrete action, or similar postings via official government channels (including the state department website!!!) is so funny. this is the least competent administration we've had in my lifetime

an example of this: I often tell people that I love Dragon Age, every game! I get met with a lot of "even 2?? even Veilguard??" Yes! "___ was a bad dragon age game cause it wasn't like Origins-" they're ALL dragon age games. each did something different. And I found something to enjoy in each❤️

lottie is cool and in a really bad position, please help

microsoft doing an old school mod meltdown

The threat to US forces was literally Israel. And, yet, Canadian PM Carney dutifully called Iran the cause of all problems in the Middle East. This is mass gaslighting. Again.

This is the correct energy against our media overlords

I kept needing this, so I finally made it.

in the mood for sonic, might be due for a sonic frontiers or shadow generations replay soon

I get why/that people say this, but dont' underestimate this: all other social networks are invested in making sure that posts that link to journalism remain buried, or at least never go viral. BlueSky doesn't do that. That makes it very valuable to a ton of newsrooms righ tnow.

he snuggle his fishy

this game is a lot of fun, like breath of the wild but with a hoverboard instead of a horse. though it has some pretty weird design choices that make it frustrating sometimes

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Someone on here told me "stop anthropomorphizing Trump" and that has often been helpful

One of the two big demands from congressional Democrats over the last two days is for this person to provide them a detailed explanation of his long-term strategic objectives in starting this war.

don’t like war don’t like war as Content

it’s so good and strangely calming

fish taxi

Our first Unreal Engine 3 president

The more I think about it the more their existence feels like endtimes shit

every one of these is a creature in the outer worlds series

Terrified of who FIFA will give the Peace Prize to next.

/Mistaking the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago for the coat-check for a chiropractor's second wedding that is happening in the ballroom right next to the SCIF at Mar-a-Lago and briefly seeing a drowsy Donald Trump in a suit and baseball cap looking at a TV with a bunch of tweets on it. "Ope, sorry guys."

what

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

gm miga

I just love real America so much.

bridezilla implies the existence of bridemothra

alt: a döner kebab in a wrap that’s shaped like the discontinued taco bell XXL chalupa, epically photographed tilted above a fire grill, with flames, ash, and smoke against a black background. the best thing I’ve seen today

The Oregon Trail reboot that the world needs right now. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

What a time to be alive

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

This turns 23 next month theonion.com/this-war-wil...

US gov funding labeler for the win:

renaming to the department of war is the only honest thing this admin has done (well, if you overlook the fact that they didn’t actually rename it, and acting like they did is itself a lie)

meanwhile the actual secretary of defense was doing unrelated culture war posting leading up to this, they really don’t include hegseth in anything consequential lol

renaming to the department of war is the only honest thing this admin has done (well, if you overlook the fact that they didn’t actually rename it, and acting like they did is itself a lie)

everyone’s getting high, preemptively

All my crimes are preemptive.

my resident evil preorder got cancelled so I bought a different horror game

“just fuckin fight everyone at once lol” – Sun Tzu

still get a chuckle when conservatives call break rooms a “faculty lounge”