how is anyone supposed to keep up with this stuff

>ask if it's a Good Drink or a GOOD DRINK >she doesn't understand >pull out diagrams explaining the differences between a Good Drink and a GOOD DRINK >she laughs and says "it's a good drink ma'am!" >take a sip >it's a GOOD DRINK

it’s ok sleep, i don’t need you. i prefer mind numbing reality anyways

cheesy 90s hong kong sci fi horror action about an alien in a cat’s body

my dog’s favorite food is dirty tissues, but he also enjoys a box of clean tissues now and then

oh cmon

once again trump’s great political asset is that voters literally do not believe anything he says

the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

my dog’s favorite food is dirty tissues, but he also enjoys a box of clean tissues now and then

I've said it before, but I think the current spree of memekillings is the product of an ideological transition. It's hard to parse because it's rapidly evolving. It's clearly derived from far right precursors, but it hasn't progressed to coherence yet.

Good boy Spencer checking in

When not impersonating a jelly donut, the Eastern red bat controls insect pest populations like gypsy moths, cutworms, coneworms, and tent caterpillars. Therefore: do not eat the crunchy, fuzzy, squeaky donut.

yeah I’m into kpop

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

yeah I’m into kpop

faking my death by pretending I got raptured

Grammarly selling the dope and the drug test

more people need to see my favorite joke from the past 24hrs:

Wanna see a feller step on the same fucking rake repeatedly? Lmao.

I like how everyone feels they have permission to just be really stupid now

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Incredible url

I’m always saying this

When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

this is also my rapture outfit

Mammatus clouds and a rainbow over Estes Park at sunset tonight. Wow! 📸: Clinton Irey #COwx

timeline cleanse

tfw only your ass raptures

we should implode more things

jackpot

oh this is awkward...but you all misheard

time to change summer to fall

happy equinox!

> the team received a fax from Mario creator Shigeru Miyamoto... He suggested that it might be nice if, at the end of the game, you got to shake hands with all your enemies in the hospital

faking my death by pretending I got raptured

my favorite step in the scientific method: gossip

hell yeah reminds me of cyberpunk

even funnier when you see videos of big cats in zoos trying to fit into boxes

I know we've worked hard to move history ed away from names and dates but I think we might need to swing back to chronology a bit because "who was president on january 8 2021?" and "which came first, the clinical description of autism or tylenol?" shouldn't be this hard, especially for reporters.

autism announcement:

they don’t make many jet ski racing games these days

autism announcement: i am consuming recreational marijuana

I still think the primary driver of the quest for the ‘cause’ of autism is parents not wanting to discover their own neurodivergence