man what

ok carousels are good for adding a little surprise at the end

Israel treats American presidents exactly like how police departments treat big city mayors

New paper alert! tl;dr: parts of what we thought were the oldest rocks on Venus might in fact be among the youngest. This story involves the "tessera" on Venus, which is some of the weirdest stuff in the Solar System. A thread:

I feel like we’re under-reacting to fire season and fire weather as regular things.

ah it’s one of those games

He also looks like Tommy Wiseau

yessss

lmfao the simulated radar projects a severe thunderstorm directly over DC during the fight

The Trump White House picking a fight with the *Weather Channel* because they *reported the weather* is the most pathetic, easily triggered, loser energy I have ever seen

bsky dot app

happy pride

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

you’ll never guess what this is in response to

I mixed two types of mouthwash together in the cup and I feel like a genius

So let me get this straight: (1) a double rainbow appeared over the Kennedy center when his name was being taken down and (2) the only place in the country with severe storm watches (hail and tornados) tomorrow is very specifically Washington DC? I may need to rethink this whole atheism thing.

guys will say things like “I feel like batman or halo” but they’re actually in a verhoeven movie

Yes, that’s the … that’s the whole …

So if you have ever gone to a doctor and been all frustrated like "WHY does EVERY PERSON who walks in the room ask my name and birthday AGAIN"

GIMP is objectively unintuitive and also can’t parse text layers of PSDs properly, it’s designed by FOSS people that have never created tools for professionals. Telling someone to use it for their job is like saying you can make a feature on iMovie. Technically true but not serious.

o hi

It’s getting to where you can’t go fly your potato without someone making a big deal out of it

thinking of juror 96

The richest man in the world did this, not for any reason, just for the fun of it.

What a deal

[taking the deepest possible breath] the Dutch East India Company was established in 1602,

o hi

PANCAKE AND SUSHI LUNCHEON?!? oh my god i need this to go to trial with a full jury

found the update

last night was so funny

they claim when his name was added they had no idea of the nazi connotations

god this shit fuckin rips

Star Fox lore is weird because a fox dude with a normal-ass name like James looks down at his son, who is also an actual fox, and says “yeah I dunno name him Fox I guess.” Imagine if your parents named you “Human”

It took them less time to take down the East Wing

99 minutes until the compliance deadline.

“We want Americans to know that when you’re at Olive Garden, you’re not just getting a delicious meal at an unbeatable price, you’re also stepping foot into a little bit of history and seeing where the most popular pasta type in the world originated,” company president John Wilkerson

Dungeons and Dragons sure has way more of one than the other

wow okay GOTY

Ball Hog 'Virtua Striker 2002' Gamecube

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

thinking of juror 96

I always update apps hoping they’ll fix what they broke in the previous update and instead they just keep getting worse. this is true of every app

Many capitalists believe that if they can get rich enough fast enough, it wont matter if it was all fraud, because they learned their ill-begotten fantasy wealth will provide them with power to reshape US society, socialize the inevitable losses to others and bring them protection from consequences.

I love that republicans have to pretend it’s impossible to believe this guy lost