Anyone who votes for that should resign.

Portland Police Press conference on the shooting of 2 Portlanders: -DHS said the victims had been involved with a shooting. Nope! -But they were def part of Tren de Aragua -actually no -But TdA is real and active in Portland -We can't name single crime TdA has been involved with in this city

except for Ben Shapiro’s wife

Boar's Head, again. Listeria, again. Pecorino cheese

I don’t want to tell the freakin’ pope what to do but it would be incredibly funny* if the first American pope excommunicated the American vice president. *not that funny given all the fucked up circumstances around it. But still like, pretty good, y’know?

me: I want cars to be seen as the deadly weapons they are monkey’s paw:

Hello Tim Cook I worked at Tumblr when you gave us 48 hours to get rid of all the consenting, adult boobs. Up all night at your whim, out of the blue. But you're still cool with Twitter and its CSAM and revenge porn and whatever the fuck this is? Why do you even HAVE guidelines?

i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

DDDDD

I know it takes varying amounts of time, money, and knowhow, but I advocate more than ever for taking control of your digital life. Whether that is a less invasive service, or a self-hosted one, or getting back into physical media.

No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.

Just thinking about how my local mall in the 90s had a giant sculpture of Yosemite Sam using a fish as a fleshlight

Legislators address car infrastructure because it affects them. They cut transit infrastructure because it doesn’t. I’m so glad we have folks like Angelita who use transit every day and are willing to fight for it and who understand just how necessary it is.

For sale: High-heeled shoes, never worn.

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to

Every online space will, once it becomes large enough, turn toxic. Any positive and healthy community you make inside it is a bubble that exists among other bubbles floating around in a toxic sludge. The existence of the bubble doesn’t mean the sludge doesn’t exist.

404 Media is out there doing some of the best damn journalism there is. I’m a paid subscriber and I have never regretted that decision.

There are some very different answers depending on the “favorite” to “absolute cunt” ratio but I think the I.T. Crowd is going to be the most fitting answer here.

Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.

Last night I had a dream that I started a podcast that was just about famous people, places, or things who have my last name. It was the most self-indulgent tripe that ever existed and got medium to medium-high amounts of popularity.

Watched this while thing to see if I was in the clip. The one time I’ve ever been in the news was because cars kept hitting my house but it turns out there’s enough other news stories about cars hitting houses they didn’t need me.

Boomers all like “when I was a kid we rode our bikes to the hose store and wrote checks IN CURSIVE to buy a hose to drink out of and we didn’t get any participation trophies or avocado toast for doing it! Anyway we bought all the houses”

I just came across this phenomenal rundown of specific things minority congress members can do, besides just the filibuster. Watch it, and adjust your calls accordingly. www.tiktok.com/t/ZThRY5ry5/

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

If you’re afraid of looking weak boy do I have some notes for you.

This exchange from You’re the Worst season 1 episode 1 will always, unfortunately, remain relevant.

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

Sadly Evergreen.

This is not the behavior I would expect from the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize.

We played Jackbox on NYE and the host’s 22 year old cousin joined us. We had to explain references we made about Woody Allen, Seinfeld, and the song “Cat’s in the Cradle.” I have never in my life felt older in my life. “Who is Woody Allen?” is not a question I thought I’d ever hear.

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit Come on Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while You take that shit up off of the wall,

The Dragon Quest I HD-2D Remake decision to still only have one party member but now allow for multiple enemies is annoying as hell. Some fights I just lose by default because of the imbalance of economy of action.

Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:

Good news I’m only very hungover. Wait that’s not good news.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

A message for you all to carry through the year

I haven’t played Silksong in like two months because we’ve been busy with the house move. I immediately died and then found three new areas where I don’t have maps. I have no idea what I’m doing anymore or where I am.

If you say "new year, new me" at exactly midnight on New Year's Eve, you should get to summon Withers who will allow you to respec all the skills you have learned in life. You have to pick carefully though because you don't get to respec until next year. And careful you don't sleep through it.

I’m out of all my good underwear so I’m doing laundry tonight first thing after work. I refuse to enter 2026 while wearing any underwear other than my most comfortable ones. Why put a hex on the whole damn year? We got enough problems.

Having one aging cat is rough. Having two is going to kill me.

The one problem gen AI will solve is my ever-growing video game backlog; once all the studios start using AI, I’ll have no more games I want to buy. Problem solved.