We played Jackbox on NYE and the host’s 22 year old cousin joined us. We had to explain references we made about Woody Allen, Seinfeld, and the song “Cat’s in the Cradle.” I have never in my life felt older in my life. “Who is Woody Allen?” is not a question I thought I’d ever hear.

"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

Shit motherfucker ass tits cunt cock motherfucker shit ass tits motherfucker shit Come on Fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fickity-fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck You take some shit, put it up on the wall, check it out for a while You take that shit up off of the wall,

The Dragon Quest I HD-2D Remake decision to still only have one party member but now allow for multiple enemies is annoying as hell. Some fights I just lose by default because of the imbalance of economy of action.

Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:

Good news I’m only very hungover. Wait that’s not good news.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

A message for you all to carry through the year

I haven’t played Silksong in like two months because we’ve been busy with the house move. I immediately died and then found three new areas where I don’t have maps. I have no idea what I’m doing anymore or where I am.

If you say "new year, new me" at exactly midnight on New Year's Eve, you should get to summon Withers who will allow you to respec all the skills you have learned in life. You have to pick carefully though because you don't get to respec until next year. And careful you don't sleep through it.

I’m out of all my good underwear so I’m doing laundry tonight first thing after work. I refuse to enter 2026 while wearing any underwear other than my most comfortable ones. Why put a hex on the whole damn year? We got enough problems.

Having one aging cat is rough. Having two is going to kill me.

The one problem gen AI will solve is my ever-growing video game backlog; once all the studios start using AI, I’ll have no more games I want to buy. Problem solved.

If you have a billion dollars, you literally have enough money to never have to hear any criticism for the rest of your life. Just because they’re all addicted to going online and getting yelled at isn’t my fucking problem.

The near flawless executions of both a Party Down reboot and a King of the Hill reboot means that I will actually give most any reboot of a show I enjoyed a try, even if most of them turn out to be more along the Frasier reboot quality (bad). This is a post about Malcolm in the Middle.

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as is tradition, I post a countdown of my top 100 posts from the year, starting today with No. 100-81. hit the link! www.artbutmakeitsports.com/p/the-best-o...

What kind of moments are you connecting with while you're crashing your fucking sport utility tank into a family driving a normal car?

Hot take: I like a thing you don’t like and/or do not like a thing that you do like.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

It’s been how many years and they still haven’t found the strangest thing yet?

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

Every now and then I remember “Ready Player One” exists and I get mad about it all over again. Not because the book is bad. I mean, it is, but it’s fine for bad books to exist. Because there are dozens of interesting sociopolitical stories implied in the setting that are never once explored.

How Im walking out of 2025

Here’s to 2026

The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination. #WorldBollardAssociation

We had congressional hearings when parents just suspected heavy metal was leading some kids to suicide.

will also add - yes, this is my personal crusade - that turning podcasts into videos implicitly asks women to once again make more effort than men, as the bar for "camera-ready" for one gender is obviously higher than for the other

Friday night time to party* * watch YouTube videos about the great vowel shift.

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

Did the traditional karaoke party for my wife’s birthday. The joy of at home karaoke with YouTube tracks is that you get to sing shit no karaoke bar is ever going to have. Last night I did “Stress” by Jim’s Big Ego (very hard) and “Loop Duplicate My Heart” by Suburban Kids with Biblical Names.

My wife and I don’t do Christmas because today is her birthday. So merry Christmas to all who celebrate and Happy Sarah’s Birthday to everybody else.

The Classic ‘Popcorn’ Synth Pop Instrumental Played on Theremin and an Adorable Otamatone laughingsquid.com/popcorn-ther...

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

I described myself as a “respectful pervert” and my wife said that’s why she loves me.

If you and your wife don’t get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing

There were a few surprising parallels discussed here but the “codebreaker” just fed 71 million 13-letter names into AI and one happens to an alias of a suspect in the Black Dahlia murder so color me skeptical.

When I first moved here l, I didn’t really know anybody and decided to treat myself to a nice sushi dinner for my birthday. Picked the restaurant off of some random yelp reviews. 10 years later and I’ve been back (or gotten takeout during Covid lockdowns) every year since.

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

One of the cats shat on my office rug and then the cat who now requires daily pills bit my wife while trying to give him the pill. So we’re starting off my birthday right.

The cat: <yelling at me> Me: buddy. Y’know what? Cat: …. Me: Chicken butt. My wife: …was “chicken butt” just the 6-7 of 90s kids? Me: Y’know… probably. I’m sure we annoyed a lot of adults with that shit.