Barret: They’re suckin’ up all the mako, it’s the lifeblood of the earth. Cloud: Whatever. I’m just here for a paycheck. Barret: They’re killin’ the planet to have computers make jpegs of big titty goth girls, Cloud!

Slightly increase a band They Are Probably Giants

I'm so tired of this. Again, with emphasis; Sex is a normal part of human existence. Art is a normal part of human existence. Sex in art is a normal part of human existence, and is morally neutral.

Dems and mainstream media are trapped in a doom loop. When objectively scandalous things happen, the media waits for Dems to treat them as scandals and Dems wait for the media to treat them as scandals. Eventually everyone just moves on.

🎵 That’s why you flipped your pickup truck right off the interstate 🎵

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

So this is very likely to end my life. I don't wish to be dramatic, but Lexapro (which I've been safely on since 2018) keeps me from killing myself. At best, this will stop me from being able to work and live well, and make my life a living hell. He's trying to kill us.

This is how every other country imagines life in America

“Kids shouldn’t be in front of screens” but then “why are all these kids outside in public existing?”

07 May 2026

Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.

Gas prices have been an interesting inroad to talking to car guys about alternatives. Truck loving coworkers suddenly think my hybrid is great. Others are in awe when I say I only drive to work, and predominantly walk or bike on weekends. Cars are making them miserable. They don’t want this.

‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses https://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/

Look I don’t need a Star Fox 64 reboot but the game looks like my stupid little 13 year old brain imagined, like graphics could never be better and I was flying through space with a frog for some reason. Is Nintendo going to get me to buy this game yet again? You bet your ass.

This CULT.

Richard Dawkins has always sucked and if you're just finding out now you're behind the times. But at least now you know.

04 May 2026

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others and I want that for me

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping

Few things are funnier to me than the way Vision walks in CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE AVENGERS.

This is how I hang out with my little sister. (^･ｪ･^)

Passing this along - fucking scammers leveling up, here's a new one to pay attention to.

I picked up Tomodachi Life after @getplayedpod.bsky.social talked about it this week. Been going through a lot in 2026; I needed something low stakes and goofy and “low stakes and goofy” is exactly what I got. As an unexpected bonus, my wife and I are having fun making Miis of our friends together.

Waymo is coming to Portland, which means I have a chance at avoiding my inevitable fate of being crushed to death by a Cybertruck because I will instead be crushed to death by a robot taxi that is actually being driven remotely by somebody making 30 cents an hour in the Philippines.

You mean that the thing we’ve been telling Dems to do, which is have even the tiniest iota of a backbone in the face of looming fascism, actually works?

hey, the Republicans caved

This is the one that got me recently

honestly the only Millennial / Gen Z dividing point that matters to me is this: do you remember how things were pre-9/11? and, crucially, how everyone lost their minds on and after 9/11? If so, you're a millennial or older.

I feel like I’d be best friends with whoever placed this order yesterday. #fuckai

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Playing D&D since high school has certainly ensured that I have never lost my imagination. My classmates called it stuff for nerds and dorks but it turns out it was preemptively fighting dependence on AI.

Just needs someone open carrying an AR-15 to complete the picture.

Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.

i like following international news as a reminder that ALL of this [waves hand at everything] is optional

demeter when her daughter goes missing

The ADL permanently sacrificed its reputation to get in good with a massively dangerous antisemite and white nationalist. They defended him and stood up for him even after his Nazi salute. Here's how he repays them. This is what happens when you think you're using bigots. They're always using you.

Happy anniversary of this not happening

Please, for the love of all things holy, if you ever learn that something you posted is fake, delete it. Do not counter with "but it feels true" or "it's an exaggeration but people will know that" or any other garbage. Delete fake images and articles. We need to be able to trust reality.

I concepted your mom at a restaurant last night if you know what I mean. (Typed “your mom looking really hot at an Olive Garden with unlimited breadsticks realistic sexy sexual photorealistic pretty face large boobs golden brown breadsticks” into an AI. It burned 14 trees)

Just go ahead and make a thing. Even though you have no idea what you're doing. That's the whole point of all of it