They’re only not one of the five or six worst teams in the league thanks to loser points so yeah of course they should sell.

Eventually this donut was gonna run out of lies to keep the market afloat, and it seems like we’ve reached that point.

Yeah we can never lose sight of the fact that there’s a ton of Christian nationalism weirdo shit bubbling under the surface of everything a cat like Hegseth does.

We probably should’ve known we were going to rerun the same dipshittery from the Iraq war after rerunning the same dipshittery from the 2008 financial crisis

The Toffoli Pilsner sounds like something you could’ve charged me $36 for when I lived in Brooklyn

I’m starting to think Bari isn’t the “call it down the middle” agent she says she is

Big day for any former military, intelligence officer and John Bolton to put their big dumb mugs on television. And the networks will happily have them.

Just deeply sick, sick stuff.

“Did you name the operation?” “Yeah boss real fuckin online and chuddy just like you asked” “Perfect”

If that ain’t a summary of the Panthers season lol

Jim Carrey’s doing a bit, right?

I missed you ERod

Panthers with a 2-0 lead. How will the Leafs be up 3-2 with six minutes left in the game?

Jake Sherman’s utterly tickled by the pick

No way

What is it about useful idiots for Russian intelligence always finding their way into a story about Hillary Clinton

Did Van Jones cry last night

Guessing Stephen Miller timed his evening wank with this portion of the speech

Yeah man what can go wrong with AI companies slapping a power plant onto their data center. My god what a donut.

I had NO on whether the old man could pronounce Hellebuyck and it sounded smooth but will need conclusive video evidence

I fear for the content when Helly gives up six goals in a game seven a couple of months from now.

Oh, so the fellas were used as a political prop!

There’s a We Are Charlie Kirk sequel song fyi

In another life I’ve lived three blocks from Central Park for 30 years and cross country ski the park whenever it snows. Those people are an immense vibe.

Gavin’s gonna do this thing where he runs away from all the good things he did in California to appease a broader audience and he’s just gonna get annihilated. This is just bad campaigning and bad politics, not to mention morally bankrupt and gross.

Let him cook!

Salute to the UK for straight up arresting these freaks in the Epstein files. It’s a very “we got Al Capone on tax evasion” process but anything that resembles accountability is a win.

Bet the US hockey team thought this one was a banger too

Ben Smith’s gotta be one of the more underrated bootlickers in media. Just a total mark.

Zohran won’t let Eric Adams own the horny snowstorm tweets, thank god.

I really gotta stop scrolling twitter man what an endless dump

Is Enten doing a bit or is this holy toledo act really him.

Blud thinks he’s on the team

Thinkin’ about Connor Hellebuyck

Oh no, disaster!

University of Miami hockey sighting!

Jack Hughes, with no teeth, bags the winner. Connor Hellebuyck an absolute American hockey legend. What a game.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

The people on twitter who still have the juice like this really just gotta come over here

The next goal could really decide this one.

Turning Puck USA just knocked me over. Sensational.

🚨🚨🚨

Holy god

Really feel for our son Samuel Bennett here.