Oh my god shut up dude

Buffalo/Montreal has the juice!

“Credit card spending” lol

You should be required to name names when you say this. Who’s out here talking like they’re at a “college seminar” (??) and why is that a bad thing.

Where are we watching the NHL Draft Lottery as a family

At the peak of NBA Twitter you could log on and argue with a whole host of local announcers and Grant was one of the most consistent bait takers.

RIP bozos

That’s an insane play by Hagel holy hell

Why not pull Vasy right here?

If Dobes plays like he has in this series, Montreal is going to win the Cup. Or at least win the east.

Oh my god.

We’ve got a game in Tampa

Three game sevens today and a great game one

ESPN audio is totally neutering this Montreal crowd. They’re absolutely unhinged.

You gotta be insanely soft to let Adam Mockler get under your skin like this. Guy’s bringing DNC approved talking points to the table and you’re immediately on your back foot.

We know with this guy “everything” is never on the table. How about you get specific and give people something to run on.

Deplorable effort from Duchene on that goal.

Oh brother the Stars STINK

Maine voters simply saying put the policies in the bag bro is aspirational stuff

Tampa is insanely snake bit on the power play.

She’s absolutely right.

Always appreciate Emily Kaplan knowing thank you in the language of whoever she happens to be interviewing

Dear god.

The Supreme Court:

Guentzel probably deserved at least one in this game.

Tampa’s gonna do that thing now where they just eject and goon it up for the next period and Jon Cooper says some horseshit like “our guys love to play for each other” and hockey media goes “awww” as they lose in five

Oh brother Tampa’s in deep water now

Montreal plays so well in front of Dobes. He’s lost his net a couple times tonight already but there are three or four layers of support to bail him out.

This has to be the first attempt at mass violence from someone who likely pays The Bulwark $10 a month for the podcasts behind the paywall

Jesus man this is going to be such an insufferable news cycle

On a night where they gather to celebrate the first amendment, they’re fearful of retribution from the administration if they ask a pointed question.

You just simply won’t believe the show the White House press is putting on right now. “Sir how are you feeling” “sir why does this keep happening to you”.

The ballroom randomly popped up as a talking point from grifters on the right and sure enough Trump just mentioned it. Amazing how that happens!

Scott Jennings trying to do serious somber voice in his dumbass tuxedo.

Fired and cucked!

CNN is putting on an absolute masterclass. SE Cupp is in tears. Van Lathan is still upset Bam broke Kobe’s record. Shambles on the panel.

Banger

Wolf Blitzer simply fed up with not being able to get loaded without breaking news happening

These are unquestionably the lamest people on the earth man holy shit

Van Jones was doing tricks on it on CNN. Just a disgrace.

A group with their heads so far up their own asses who have gathered to smell each other’s farts simply won’t let a little shooting get in the way of that

Room full of journalists and nobody knows what happened!

Jesus Christ man someone mute Van Jones

BOLDY

Our media in a nutshell

Kaitlan Collins, bravely throwing herself in front of her pal Linda McMahon, calling in live to CNN to report on the harrowing scene.

Just an awesome, intense first ten minutes of overtime in Minnesota

Now Skip you know I have tremendous respect for the first amendment Mhmm HOWEVER!

Staying up to see the next Dolphins pick and then predictably going to bed pissed off at them