Hell yeah brother

Chat I think we’re cooked

If you emerged from a bunker and saw this, you’d assume Notre Dame joined the SEC.

The committee has no idea what it’s doing, aside from staging a television product, which is why I’m firmly in the camp of never giving them a reason to lock you out. Miami gave them ammo, and they’re gonna use it.

13??

It’s Tuesday in America.

Biden didn’t invite Musk to some electric vehicle press conference and the media used it as a legitimate reason for Musk to go full Nazi. We’re incredibly cooked.

He’s running

“Think you’re off to a great start here. Have you tried fucking the subject?”

Oh no

Just glad Bob got that save% above .600 in garbage time.

I’m seriously concerned the bamboo is taking more of a toll on his mental health than *gestures wildly at everything*

Mikkola laughing at Evander Kane taking a dumbass penalty. The gift that keeps on giving.

If nobody got me I know Luke Kunin got me

Every detail I know about their life is excruciatingly against my will.

Would love a ruling on whether not turning the oven on can still qualify as baking but I’m throwing a pumpkin tiramisu on the menu this year that I’m excited about.

Power play sponsored by FPL? So it’ll promise efficiency and then randomly shut off for hours on end??

Vancouver goalie hasn’t started a game in 601 days lol this is gonna be infuriating

Watching It: Welcome to Derry and saying “that’s It” every time a new character appears on screen until my wife banishes me to the sewers

Every clip you see of this dude is him absolutely losing his mind over something incredibly stupid, so yeah man maybe take a month and reset.

This is what greets you at the gates of heaven

Was playing good football. Bummer.

Hey Jamie,

Five tackles tonight, six last week. Both more than any game with the Dolphins this season. One sack and a fumble recovery in two games. Took five games to record a sack to start the season. Maybe we’re just cursed forever.

Gibbs is a video game, man. Absolutely sick.

Gone in 0.60 Seconds

Unbelievable @dosminutos.bsky.social

Cameron Ward. Startin’ to figure it out.

Started Rachaad White in fantasy

Barry of course has the passive aggressiveness of a girlfriend who says “I’m fine” but his point isn’t too far off. There’s likely no one worth tanking for in this draft, Grier won’t be making the pick, so there’s nothing altogether wrong with this group picking up a little momentum in the end.

Josh Allenturnadaballova or something

Malik went from NFL Draft darling to “let’s remember some guys” territory with incredible velocity

Leave both of these teams in Madrid. Actually, that seems like a reward. Make them spend the next week in Cleveland.

Just an unbelievably bad call. Good lord.

Cole Strange gets absolutely destroyed. Rehire Chris Grier just to fire him again.

Well Mariota was super dynamic at Oregon so it’s only right that athleticism transferred to the pro level what’s that I’m hearing he won the Heisman over a decade ago

He’s had….not the worst year? Is the bar in hell or has he been serviceable?

The lengths this team has to go to score a touchdown is outrageous, man.

Oh god what total bullshit.

What are these officials out there to do today? Just running on vibes?

He says absolutely nothing here. He just keeps defining “marketplace” over and over again. These people need to be shamed every time they dare open their mouths in public.

Jarvis Landry four yards on 3rd & 6 vibes

I’m sorry, the Dolphins should win this game. The offense should be enough and the defense should be able to get their arms around Marcus Mariota in 2025. Come on, man.

Nutrition experts on Thanksgiving??

They’re having a mid off in Madrid. A Midrid off.

I think I hate the media and then I realize I don’t hate them nearly enough. They are sick, sick people.