"asapually" is an amazing neologism

Time to play "why is the news helicopter hovering near my house"

Just heard the parrot say "oh shhhiiit" under his breath from the other room.

LA, Portland, and Chicago have some great food.

As bad as today's selective-demo-by-backhoe was, the bigger problem, for which McCrery Architects should be covered in scorn, is getting ignored. It's scale. The White House is surprisingly small, and this monstrosity will dwarf it.

This will be a great shell for the museum of truth and reconciliation.

Amazon DNS failure blowing up the workday like a hamster fired from a cannon

It would be difficult to describe how incredibly, beautifully, and sometimes hilariously queer our niece's wedding was.

Besides all the US flags and inflatable costumes, the wildest thing I noticed today was at least three No Kings participants carrying Gadsden flags. Way less important than the national flag but I do think it would be kind of funny to take that symbol from the right, too.

Yet another middle finger from the administration to Southern California

We're out of town for our niece's wedding today so we can't join the crowd in DTLA, but fortunately there's a protest near here that we can join for a couple of hours.

Shout-out to the young woman on the Denver airport train today, wearing a t-shirt with a trophy logo and the words "anal bead tug-of-war champion"

This is some extremely illegal shit, and someone should fucking be impeached for it.

Fuck pets getting old.

Cocoon

If you see the Grant Park bobcat, clap you hands, If you see the Grant Park bobcat, clap you hands, If you see the Grant Park bobcat, Maybe back away real slowly If you see the Grant Park bobcat, clap you hands!

You suppose that ants sing the convoy song when they've got a trail going?

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story only someone in your profession would understand "We're skipping schematic design"

Welcome new ucla coach Frames Janklin

This year, we're dressing the porch as a knock-off Spirit Halloween store, so I'm crowdsourcing trash bag-based "costumes" for the racks. We have: The Black Ghost (black yard bag) Roman Toga (white kitchen bag) Sexy Biohazard Bag Robber (small black bag with eye holes) Federal agent (same)

Maybe beyond the reach of a final play whiplash loss?

I don't like the defensive look where we let three receivers behind the secondary.

That was dumb.

Someone give D'Anton Lynn a bag.

Well, that was a hell of a 2-play sequence (complimentary).

Makai Lemon continues to be unreal

Fuck no, stop that!

wtf ref? since when can you not advance a backward pass?

Dammit. left a little crisco on the TE's inner arm.

I love how Jordan runs

wtf Lincoln?

Kinda relieved to see so much cardinal in the Coliseum. After looking at the prices on Stubhub I assumed that Michigan was going to outnumber the home fans.

That felt reasonably, but by no means jinx-level easy. I'm a fan.

It's nice to finally have functional tight ends.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

I'm ashamed that my poor imagination never came up with this use for a mug

Ylyana del Rey.

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

Okay, time to knock out a midweek 14 mile training run, because I'm foolish

Fucking cluster bomblets in cities.

Just loaned tools to my claremont institute neighbor. Let no one say that I'm not civil to the batshit right

I'm watching the PBS American Experience episode from a couple years ago about Casa Susanna, and the folks they interviewed seem so familiar and yet so distant

Хто вбив Лору Палмер? I didn't expect to see a Twin Peaks reference on a Ukrainian comedian's laptop

I can't imagine the exhaustion of nights like this, again and again. The list of incoming threats goes on for screen after screen right now.

That's not how you run a PAT, Clanga.

Come 2029, the last Border Patrol agent on the payroll will be restricted to a 6 ft x 6 ft square directly adjoining the actual, you know, border, and that's where we will install the combination dunk tank/urinal.

Sadly, it appears that Minnesota didn't get the Blood Week memo

How long of a runway is actually needed to tarmac a coach? Seems like a skill issue.