Wait wait wait the burrito taxi company now has streaks

There’s an episode of Time Team where they use some of the original block prints—very cool and harder than it looks (What you haven’t seen every episode of the seminal 1990’s British pop archaeology show, and why not)

Okay but not this suit right because what is going on in the shoulder region here, have this man’s collarbones been surgically removed

All formations eventually become Crab

What do you mean, it only Thursday????

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

Apropos of nothing, whoever came up with the pronunciation of “Loewe” did that on purpose right

MISTER MILES THINKS HE IS THE MISS PIGGY IN THIS RELATIONSHIP ABSOLUTELY NOT

you can change your blood type if you concentrate hard enough

CHOTINER: They call you Vlad the Impaler. DRACULA: It is a folk legend among the peasants. They are simple people. CHOTINER: Simple people, many of whom you had impaled. DRACULA: I don't think any of the people I have had impaled are accusing me of anything. CHOTINER: That's certainly true.

I have made a terrible mistake

Ketchup is Satan’s condiment

dudes rock

lol did Terry Bradshaw just refer to an under inflated ball as a Brady ball

New Razorbacks slogan right there

28: Denver Broncos: this is a tough one because their 80s Elways are elite. Top of the food chain. Then they went with a variety of cyber horse garbage and settled on Division 3 East Colorado State College of Skiing And Pharmacy uniforms. Horrendous.

I am going to turn into a volcano

Now we’re cooking with gas

Why Does This Sandwich Have So Many Ingredients vs OK, And?

All of these people are wrong, The BBQ Shop on Madison in Memphis is the winner, I WILL fight you

I DID IT AGAIN Put the pin on 150 lb on the adductor machine instead of 90 🙃🙃🙃 I need an adult

Glad to see Mississippi is still Mississippi

About to head into the wilderness of Mississippi, where I hear they don’t have Internet.

When’s the last time you *really* looked at your baseboards

What is this commercial, “sweat moves you forward” No it doesn’t, that isn’t true

Guess which lovable fool was supposed to do 35lb overhead carries but misread the kettlebell and did 53lb overhead carries

Nooooooooo

Our local coffee chain has a menu in the drive through but no speaker to take orders, some ding dong has been sitting in front of the menu holding up the line for like five minutes. I can see them getting visibly agitated at being “ignored”

Idea for an amicus brief: We list the powers in a chart let's say Louis XIV claimed for himself, and maybe the courts can just indicate with a checkmark which ones of those Trump doesn't have. Seems more efficient.

New gym block and I am now enemies with whoever invented the single leg hip thrust

The only real fistfight I have ever been in was over BBQ