The only problem with this is that my parents want to watch “Arkansas Razorbacks basketball” and then it’s on like SEC network channel 15

Standby! At Hartsfield-Jackson

Flight! Cancelled!!! Where should we go to dinner in the Atlanta metropolitan area

In related news if you want to fight, meet me in terminal D in the next hour and a half-ish

"Has Ludacris sold out by offering rosemary tater tots at his Atlanta airport restaurant" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

I’m just going to slowly work my way through this menu

Still thinking about this cocktail.

This bar is consistently empty and I do not understand.

We’re baaaaack

Among other incidents, as a teenager I once had to go inside a random church and hang out for an hour because some guy tried to follow me home off the public bus, which is to say, I wouldn’t limit this to families with young children

I deserve this

Going to New York for a few days next month and I need y’all to drop your favorite “you can’t get this in [small American city]” restaurant recommendations (Staying in Brooklyn but not stuck there) (I am particularly interested in a good Korean restaurant recommendation)

God please I just want a salad

God I almost forgot there was an old man on my flight dressed up like low rent Hugh Hefner with an extremely busty companion

Also hello, fellow sickos

As always, any “high society” wedding announcement is a trap engineered by Isaac Chotiner

Diverted! To Montgomery

Not gonna click through to see if the answer is “practice”

Scroll up for a surprise

I need to stress that this is EPISODE TWO god this show is so good

[this is the oath you have to take to be a member of the Rancho Gordo Bean Club]

nobody knows who sloppy joe is. everyone is lying about it. ernest hemingway did NOT invent the sloppy joe sandwich. conversely, luther vandross absolutely, 100% invented the luther burger, a cheeseburger on a glazed donut. he gave an interview about it in 1993. they serve it in decatur, georgia

As always, there's no time like the present to search for the secret library that lies hidden deep within every old forest.

At one point my iron levels were so low my doctor asked me how I was still awake Oh everything isn’t supposed to feel like this?? Wild.

Your Greek restaurant could never

I gotta tell ya, the Hendricks Oasium makes a KILLER gimlet

Nothing says luxury like Kirkland brand chateauneuf du pape

Table full of college freshman girls behind me “We should get a keg!” [everyone squeals and claps]

Real ones know that the best detergent is Whole Foods 365 Sport

My second favorite thing about Count Binface is that he and Lord Buckethead are / were in a copyright dispute

this drives me nuts about the trump admin flunkies, too, all these guys are robbing us absolutely blind and their suits look like they hit the clearance rack at H&M before a franz ferdinand show in 2007

Once again I am asking for the Big Horse

absolutely insane story, and yeah, just looking at this chart... with the exception of maybe two people, this entire class was cheating like motherfuckers

Esse primeiro tem uma energia Mon Mothma do Star Wars

Man [moisturises consistently for three days]: well holy shit