Survived throwing an 8 year old a birthday party. Please clap.

My kingdom for a pair of shoes that can survive a 7 year old for more than 30 days.

The devil's calorie burn.

Going through my old football card trapper keeper collection and man there's a lot of Guys Worth Remembering in here and for some reason an entire row of Jeff Blake cards.

A+ coach name

A single tournament win is still the goal.

What is your favorite background music from the StarCraft series and why is it Terran theme 4 from StarCraft 2?

Not a bad January considering COVID at the start of the month and a blood donation at the end of it. Trying really hard to avoid the shin splints that ruined large chunks of last year.

We have finally found a temperature where the corgi is willing to come inside when called.

Melania documentary heat check: The only multiscreen theater in town, in a county that went 68% for Trump, would rather show the Markiplier movie and Zootopia 2 for the ninth week in a row instead

Running while down a pint of blood might have been a mistake.

I'm a little bit mad about it

Poop.

Nebraska has led for like 98% of this game and even when they lose I probably won't be that mad about it

Cackling

The state of Michigan losing to traditional basketball powers Rutgers and Nebraska

Michigan why are you wearing cheese heads.

Time to test that old vasovagal response at the blood drive

Stupid treadmill.

I should run. I'll feel better after I run. But I really don't wanna

Pryce out there just having a good time

Roughly one 2026 Honda Civic away from paying off my student loans in full. Sure, it took 13 years to get here but that's fine.

Sam Hoiberg for Coach's Son of the Year

The One With Big Naturals

Fullcast After Dark wisely inferring that a populace capable of handling 30-50 feral hogs could also handle 30-50 Baphomets.

Just got an EOB from my wife's insurance and holy fucking shit the meds she needs to keep her cancer from coming back for the next 7 months cost 28 goddamn THOUSAND dollars every 3 weeks. Crazy system we live under here.

There it is

Great teams cover, Curt. Don't forget.

Why not just make the whole offense out of back shoulder throws to Becker?

Indiana's doink game is even stronger than Miami's

You just got Big Tenned

I think the moral of the story here is if you beat a team's ass up and down the field for a half you should probably amass more than a 10 point lead.

CHAMPIONSHIP DOINK

Has CGI gotten worse or does the new Sam Raimi film just have a low budget?

Nebrasketball with 6(!) second place votes this week.

Please tell me there's an angle of the Rams defender posing up while that catch is completed in the background.

He threw that from the goddamn 40 yard line

Illegal use of hands? This isn't football, it's football!

For all of the woo that professional athletes believe in, it still is no match for "grr tough manball"

I'm going to root for the Bears because my Chicago-based in laws have had a shitty year and are in need of a pick-me-up This of course means they are about to get dump-trucked by the Rams, so apologies in advance to any Chicago fans on Bluesky, the app for sports.

Honestly, at this rate after the next Drake Maye turnover the Texans should kick another field goal immediately and save some time on the clock.

I remain unconvinced that a Bo Nixless Broncos team is worse than these two franchises.

Boncos x2

Boncos

Forgot to put an exclamation point on my "We'll be there!" reply to the piano instructor and now I'm terrified he's going to think I'm passive aggressively responding to his reminder texts, which I definitely need.

It is January 13th and Nebraska is one of four undefeated teams left in men's basketball.

I forgot Oregon was coached by Dana Altman. Pour it on, Fred.

Inquiring 7 year old minds want to know: is there going to be a Nickelodeon game this year?

Love a wide receiver that shushes his own crowd

Basketball imo