...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN FORT WORTH-DALLAS, TEXAS has issued a SPECIAL CHASER CONVERGENCE until 12:35 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEW YORK/UPTON, NEW YORK has issued a SEVERE LABRADOR FIRE until 2:50 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN EUREKA, CALIFORNIA has issued a LEMON-SCENTED TROPICAL STORM EXTRAVAGANZA until 12:10 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DAVENPORT/QUAD CITIES, IOWA has issued a LOCAL FORECASTER STATEMENT until 3:15 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA has issued a CALL OF DUTY: BUTTER SLIDING INTO MY DMs until 11:45 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS has issued an AUSTRALIAN WARM FRONT FIESTA until 3:10 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA has issued a MEDIOCRE ÜMLÄÜT WITH RGB LEDs until 6:45 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GAYLORD, MICHIGAN has issued a SUMMERTIME FHQWHGADS BOOSTER until 9:50 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ABERDEEN, SOUTH DAKOTA has issued an INSUFFICIENT PELICAN CHAMPIONSHIP until 8:25 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MIDLAND/ODESSA, TEXAS has issued a FORBIDDEN SNOW SQUALL TIK-TOK DANCE until 5:45 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MARQUETTE, MICHIGAN has issued an EXCESSIVE BUZZ SAW EVENT until 9:45 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA has issued a MELTED POLYGON AT NO EXTRA CHARGE until 5:05 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BILLINGS, MONTANA has issued a PLAID FREEZE SHORTAGE until 4:40 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEW YORK/UPTON, NEW YORK has issued a HONEY-SMOKED LABRADOR WITH A CREAMY CENTER until 5:10 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA has issued a HARD FORECASTING IN AISLE 7 until 6:00 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREENVILLE-SPARTANBURG, SOUTH CAROLINA has issued an IRONIC BRO WATCH until 2:00 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO has issued an ORGANIC AVALANCHE DRILL until 7:40 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BOISE, IDAHO has issued a BIG POTASSIUM SAVINGS EVENT until 8:20 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PORTLAND, OREGON has issued a GEOMAGNETIC SMOKE FESTIVAL until 3:20 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE has issued a THANKSGIVING AIR QUALITY COMING UP AFTER THESE MESSAGES until 3:25 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GREAT FALLS, MONTANA has issued an EMOTIONAL SUPPORT WISHCASTING FEAT. THE SPICE GIRLS until 7:00 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MELBOURNE, FLORIDA has issued a CILANTRO-LIME RIP CURRENT TENT-EVENT until 4:50 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BILLINGS, MONTANA has issued a FLYING TROGDOR WATCH until 5:25 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA has issued a MELTED PYROCUMULUS WATCH until 10:00 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA/MONTEREY, CALIFORNIA has issued a JUICY AIR QUALITY PARADE until 7:50 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DAVENPORT/QUAD CITIES, IOWA has issued a GLOBAL HEARTBREAK WARNING until 11:15 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN KANSAS CITY/PLEASANT HILL, MISSOURI has issued a GEOMAGNETIC SNOW SQUALL '87 until 11:30 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH has issued a SUPER MARIO WORLD: ELF DANGER until 1:40 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LUBBOCK, TEXAS has issued a SUPERB SUN ADVISORY until 11:25 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PORTLAND, OREGON has issued a LOUD TUESDAY MIX TAPE until 3:15 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN AMARILLO, TEXAS has issued a NITTANY PYROCUMULUS FEAT. THE SPICE GIRLS until 12:10 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TOPEKA, KANSAS has issued a ZESTY GYM SELFIE DANGER until 11:55 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ELKO, NEVADA has issued an ARCTIC FLOTSAM THING until 1:15 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GOODLAND, KANSAS has issued a COLD HABERDASHER DANGER until 2:30 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JUNEAU, ALASKA has issued a DO-IT-YOURSELF WEATHER MASSAGE until 2:30 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA has issued a TROPICAL CURLY FRIES AWARENESS TOUR until 6:35 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MIDLAND/ODESSA, TEXAS has issued an IN-FLIGHT SUPERCELL CONVERGENCE until 6:50 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAY/PORTLAND, MAINE has issued a MIDTERM FORECASTER ON LINE 2 until 5:25 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PORTLAND, OREGON has issued a MR. FROSTQUAKE JUBILEE until 6:55 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DULUTH, MINNESOTA has issued a STEAMY CHEESE SHOWER until 9:55 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ELKO, NEVADA has issued a BRISK SUPERBOWL DRILL until 11:00 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA has issued a COLD HEARTBREAK ALERT until 7:10 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BLACKSBURG/ROANOKE, VIRGINIA has issued an OVEN-ROASTED TROUSERS CONVERGENCE until 10:30 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NEW YORK/UPTON, NEW YORK has issued an INDOOR ANDROID WARNING until 1:50 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RIVERTON, WYOMING has issued an OLD-FASHIONED mPING REPORT COMPETITION until 1:50 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LA CROSSE, WISCONSIN has issued a HAUNTED CAPE DISCUSSION until 4:00 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SAN ANGELO, TEXAS has issued a SMALL-BATCH SUBVORTEX DRILL until 5:50 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LUBBOCK, TEXAS has issued an AUTHENTIC CHAINSAW EVENT until 9:55 PM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WAKEFIELD, VIRGINIA has issued a SUPER FIRE WARNING until 8:10 AM... #WXsky

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN KANSAS CITY/PLEASANT HILL, MISSOURI has issued a NON-EUCLIDIAN RADIO SANDWICH until 2:10 PM... #WXsky