We all want one thing for Christmas.

I see Santa is trending, which can only mean one thing. RIP, brother 🙏 Thanks for all the crap.

Dr. Katie is winning

This movie where Ton Cruise digs things looks really good. He has a shovel, which helps a lot if you are going to dig things.

hold on mate one second yeah I'll ring you back some sleepytime hat wearing old bastard is shouting at me from a window

Merry Christmas to my mother, who got my toddler a toy fire engine that not only makes lots of noise, it also sprays real water

Merry Christmas Uggi ❤️

Would you believe me if I told you Mark Cuban didn’t want a peer reviewed answer to his question from the top medical journal

Altman is bullshitting at Musk's level now.

Controversial YouTube star Ms. Rachel: "I don't think children anywhere should be bombed or starved to death." Regular YouTube star Mr. Beast: "I unleashed a pack of rabid dogs into a convent. The last nun to be infected will win $19,000!"

my neck my back it all fits in santa's sack!!

On Dec. 24 the american military carried out a lethal kinetic strike on an airborne sled in international airspace

look what I found at my grandmas

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring holy shit is that mark cuban

If I watch Fallout it’s going to make me want to play Fallout 4 again.

tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y

In every Boomer's kitchen is either a can opener that no longer works or a needlessly elaborate can opener that is "more convenient" but incredibly opaque to understand. There will be no other can opener.

puddins says hey (casual)

Santa: so yes I’m delivering Rogan: uhhuh Santa: toys to all the good boys and girls Rogan: just the good ones then Santa: yes Rogan: did you hear about AI songs? They have one that is 50 Cent and it really sounds like him Santa: yes I suppose *10 seconds of dead air* Rogan: just fuckin nuts

and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, appeared on Fox and Friends the very next morning to discuss the miracle supplement that saved his life

If I were a billionaire I simply wouldn’t be fighting with strangers on the internet on Christmas Eve

Stephen Miller seen punching holes in drywall

“Something like the plate tracker helps to encourage and promote legal transparency and legal accountability, especially when they're going around, switching plates, trying to hide, trying to be undetectable,” said Sherman Austin. Full story: lataco.com/ice-license-... By Aisha Wallace-Palomares

cat aesthetic

Absolutely scuffed. Nothing left. Call it a day.

Everything just keeps getting worse lmao. I am so tired of people even tacitly defending this kinda ai. Been a lot of mutuals now hiding me behind a block because of it but if you use gen-ai you're a class traitor even if you think you have a really good reason.

Going over favorite couple archetypes and the similarity continues to be grouchy nerd man and fun hot lady. my life‘s work, my absolute downfall.

I don’t trust any billionaire whose sense of morality and values depend on who is nice to them online because my sense of morality and values don’t depend on that bullshit and I’m broke as hell

Kell is wondering if his list got to Santa, please don’t tease him like Indy.

Visions of sugar plums dance in her head.

Christmas Eve activities for a billionaire

Now with Josh Groban 🙏

who cares about nielsen ratings, streaming is the future of- wuh oh

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this was fun, and grading on a 2025 curve, I’m happy with it lol

ToNIGHT, you’ll be visited by three GHOSTS!! I’m kidding…but seriously, Sharon, I could really use some help over here

Laughing my fucking ass off 🤣 I actually didn’t expect this at all 😆 My very first block from a billionaire! 🤩 @mcuban.bsky.social I wasn’t even mean 🤷‍♀️ Fuck that, he doesn’t get my awesome shark tank audition worth a million trillions 🤭 I’ve ARRIVED and I’M RICH 🤑

Protecting abusers is a full time job

every time an exec asks me "why is this project relevant now?" im going to say "well it's no Song Sung Blue, I grant you"

mark cuban welcome to bluesky i got a shark tank for an idea its pants made out of rubber you can just shit directly inside them and then when you're ready to get clean just go walk through a car wash

I am an opinion columnist who's never reported an investigative story or set foot in the CBS newsroom. Here's why I think 60 Minutes reporters are overreacting to Bari Weiss killing their story. 1/37....

This is amazing. I think I finished part 3.

Shut the fuck up you disgusting pig dick piece of shit. Merry Christmas.

GOOD

No one says to legit business owners, "hey I see there's an underground market selling toxic knock-offs of your product: how will you incorporate the toxic product AND protect your customers against its harms?" But apparently it's fine to make this suggestion to educators with respect to AI.

There are multiple subreddits for people trying to figure out if something they saw online is AI slop or not.

How the Grinch Stole Valor

Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt