hey remember when people called me a doomer for thinking Canada needed to take American disorder more seriously

Half-baked but I think the left (?) people who convinced themselves staying on Twitter was defensible have not just had brains cooked by the Nazi stew but also drifted to the place where you can’t accept a decision was a bad one. Like the Twitter move has ruined the ability to assess any others.

I support Medicare For All (Soviet Communism)

I cancelled my monthly WFP dues after they endorsed Platner. I'm glad to see this now, but the red flags were there before. I also find it disappointing that this statement comes nearly a day after the Maine Democratic Party. WFP needs to do some real work to live up to its stated mission.

Mitch McConnell was in Congress during the Terri Schiavo case, so in a way it does feel like an act of delayed karmic justice if it turns out that it is in fact his turn to have the GOP puppet his corpse around to score political points rather than allowing him a peaceful exit with some dignity

A reminder how much American sports broadcasting is just about making the experience of watching a sport you have exclusive rights to suck as much as possible is how quickly it crumbles when exposed to literally any competition.

Tess thinks it’s time to have a talk why breakfast was late today.

"They just want to turn it off." A fascinating story of the librarians who have started teaching classes showing people how to remove AI "features" from their phones and apps. www.bangordailynews.com/2026/07/02/m...

I can never understand how he’s not like a really lib gay guy. It’s so funny that he wrote songs and sounded like that and he’s really weird and right wing

calling for a complete and total halt to words until we can figure out what the hell is going on

sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning about French poetry, the World Cup, some stuff my kids said, heirloom bean recipes, and climate change. He is still recovering in the hospital

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He has decided to recite the Shahada and accept the light of Allah into his life.

someone I know and like and trust(ed) argued with me that if he was “truly blackout drunk” we can’t really hold it against him. [plaintive platner eyebrows]

I spoke to Mitch McConnell today. He’s doing great in the hospital. Lots of bleeps and bloops concerning Iran and Ukraine. The unbreaking howl as he was pulled into the flaming maw of the abyss tells me he’s eager to get back to work.

"So much for due process!" I shout as the manager of Bruegger's Bagels drags me out of the store with my pants around my ankles

Imagine losing your favorite tattoo and a senate race all in one year

Tonight’s trivia team name is Schrödinger’s Mitch, which I’m hoping people let slide

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

'Two bats flying' Katsushika Hokusai 葛飾 北斎

the minions confuse me, because they are hedonists, yet they seem to have a constitutional dedication to being of service. a beast of contrasts

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

There is no requirement for due process when selecting a political candidate. It’s not a trial. These are the guys Klippenstein has made his peers. And Michael Tracey.

Does anybody know someone at AirBnB? I'm trying to get my account back.

when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

you get that michael tracey fist-bump, ken klippenstein 🤜💥🤛 staying tuned for when the collab with richard hanania defending ephebephilia as “based, actually, smoothgroins” now 🍿

no, this is portents. omens is downstairs.

you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to the swiss

yea goodnight

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

our cat does it regularly, we call it her hoof. sometimes she does both and becomes a claw foot tub. we do not understand how it's comfortable

new hand dropped. they’re calling it the most ever

Private equity is buying America's hospitals and nursing homes. The playbook: pile on debt, sell the building, cut staff. The result, one landmark study found: patient deaths up about 11%. #news #information #privateequity

mcconnell returning after weeks with a gigantic BBL

a group of celebrities who were already financially secure for the next 200 years is called a podcast

Still love Xhaka from his Arsenal days. Apparently he is not going to Chelsea, which is a big relief.

I’m too tired today to get excited about a 0-0.

please enjoy 30 seconds of Adonis making biscuits in front of the air conditioner

Too tired to make biscuits even

i don't care who you are, getting dragged on bluesky and then running to twitter to post about it is bitchmade behavior

POST THE JIMMY BUTLER IN A COLOMBIA KIT FOR THE PAUSA

My All Of These Many Allegations Are Categorically False tshirt is raising a lot of questions

Guys is 4% a lot?

platner discourse has me feeling like turning into social democratic george will

Anyone watching the World Cup? Have you heard of this band called Bon Jovi? They keep playing one of their songs and I’m hooked.

The U.S.-Iran ceasefire (2026-2026)

nearly used to it but how entirely mental that walking home in a short sleeveless dress past 10pm and feeling, if anything, a bit warm, is somehow just the norm in London now

🚨BREAKING🚨 More than 600 workers at Hachette Book Group just voted overwhelmingly to unionize, creating the largest union in trade publishing history! newsguild.org/hachette-boo...

I’m todt 💀