(me being told that a dark lord of suffering is about to conquer earth): ohhhh kay but what are his views on trans people

canadians: don't forget to leave tea and biscuits out for queen victoria tonight

May our nation continue to be guided by the light of our Savior.

I know we're long past the point where this should be shocking anymore, but I still can't get over official government accounts stating that Jesus is "our Savior."

Who is the best Batman tv villain and why is it the Black Widow?

Gonna be a Golden Age for people who study depression.

I went to church today (brought a sandwich to the park to eat while I watch hot boys play soccer)

Progressive candidate for Colorado AG calls for censure or impeachment of Gov Jared Polis (D) for giving clemency to Tina Peters

The fact that this skeet only got 7 likes is what convinced me that comedy is dead. We live in a post-comedy world.

Ernie and Bert know: Dinner, walk, park, and chewie (what we call their 5 o’clock dental treats). Bert knows sit and high5. Ernie DGAF about those, he is not here to entertain you with tricks.

tonight's forecast calls for seeing the same screenshot of a naked zionist over and over again

It’s odd when reporters forget about the Streisand Effect.

The Seattle Times published a full obituary for Juniper Blessing. It's a moving tribute to a life well-lived. May she rest in peace, and may UW honour and carry on her legacy. Scholarships named for her might be a good start.

Trump just openly insider trading on stocks is maybe even worse than his crypto bribery coin. People would have gone insane if any past modern president was actively trading stock like that.

The real issue is Polis hasn’t used his clemency powers to help over sentenced or innocent people incarcerated in Colorado. He’s also been mum about Colorado prisons throwing incarcerated people into solitary for not working. (9yrs for a nonviolent crime is a bit much) boltsmag.org/colorado-rul...

Moment of Zen.... (courtesy of White River Falls)

he does not understand the concept of gas prices 😇

whoever invented laying in bed knew what they were doing

What if our country wasn't run by white trash religious freaks. That could be good

Not fuckin with this game, no sir

Trump personally arresting this bizarrely buff alien that could clearly kick all of their asses is pretty good. I’d like to see this happen in real life tbh.

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

you know that feels so goood

French toast, eggs, sausage, toast, coffee

This part is true.

cub!

He's like a whack-a-mole gopher combined with an air horn

Go give me five star reviews, you jerks

Doesn't feel too out there to say that every hour of work "saved" by AI just becomes someone else's hour of work.

Trump couldn’t be bothered to attend. He sent a video. But he couldn’t be bothered to record a new one so they sent an old video he recorded for a previous event.

I was watching a video where Hasan reacted to a Ben Shapiro video and I had to bail because of Ben Shapiro. He’s like hearing nails on a chalkboard at the same time as someone rubs sandpaper all over your face.

(That chair is a toilet, and he pushes the big red button to let everyone know that he is pooping.)

Oh hi, it me

The proper response is “Blood for the blood god!”

Me signing off of a Zoom call early

More in the thread. Sheryl was literally talking about a ruling a judge made in one of her cases but apparently the AI bros know more about privilege 🙃

Written by the health "reporter" at the NYT who is constantly questioning every minute detail of youth gender care, seen here writing with praise about conservatives abusing testosterone.

1. These threats remain insane and impeachable and we should resist normalizing them 2. How many bluffs will it take before Axios stops reporting them credulously?

Costco has an un-fucking-real deal on those newly redesigned midea u-shaped window a/c units if anyone's looking for some aircon.

A lot of great thoughts in this thread. We talked so much about psychological safety in the last 15 years of the tech industry. Now we have companies making targeting software for war, rolling back DEI, and mandating AI coding tools.

some academics got really mad at me when i said they should treat study participants with respect so im not surprised some of them are mad that they’re expected to check their LLM-generated citations before including them in their papers. some people are just like that!

The Window Lounger has logged on

Congrats again to the number one downer of US war planes: US troops just kind of fuckin around and having an oops

Yes! The part about Children obeying is in verse 20. They couldn't even get the reference right!

Fucking yikes.

all this odyssey-posting has got me thinking about this again