Or like, when people are like "this is like the hunger games" BABES, THE HUNGER GAMES WAS INSPIRED BY THE IRAQ WAR AND REALITY TV 😭

Slamming Tylenol like tic tacs so my children will be gods

Want to see a three-legged dog chase her tail?

girl why in the fuck would you think that lol

once the extraction class has gotten their shitty merger approvals, tax cuts and subsidies in exchange for doing nothing, and finalized the death of all federal consumer protection, a handful MIGHT get a little tired of the chaos, but even then they'd just move to their fourth home abroad

he asked for the girlfriend experience so I put on saves the day and let him fingerblast me in his toyota tacoma

charging 5 dollars a pop in sinclair affiliate neighborhoods for glimpses of the forbidden jimmy

Disney fired and unfired Jimmy Kimmel the right way. by Ezra Klein

i was asked to emcee the rapture tomorrow, considering it!

my favorite step in the scientific method: gossip

Wow it’s terrible that they wouldn’t put his name on it. Super deceptive.

I would bet money that these kinds of payouts will go into the Sovereign Wealth Fund (AKA slush fund) that Trump’s been lusting after.

Typography friends, what’s the best font to use for my “It’s Too Much Liquid” chest tattoo?

Kamala Harris on MSNBC boasts of having been the Democrats’ talent spotter. So Maddow asks about th fastest rising star, Mamdani—& Harris won’t even say his name. Dodges endorsement. “I support the nominee.” But Schumer & Jeffries she praises for standing up to Trump. Hallucinatory malpractice.

He is the dumbest MF

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

i came here tonight to do two things: drink vodka and recycle joke formats

"From 1974 to 1980, Duke was an active leader of a community organization he founded that championed the power of dialogue and debate."

Holy shit

😺 this is him when he was a wee baby.

just the sweetest girl

newsom never called back? lmaooooo wow

love this rapture lunatic lady on tiktok who said "make sure you leave your phone unlocked for the people who come after" but then said she wasn't doing that bc she "still has bills to pay"

I am truly genuinely so worried about people sometimes. a girl has been going viral on tiktok for a few weeks bc she had a tattoo that got extremely infected and she didn't go to urgent care because chatgpt told her it was normal and she was fine

disney caved. visa, mastercard, stripe, etc are next :3

“Anyone need the cure for Monday back to work blues? Well we’ve got it: FLOOFY WALKIES!” 🧵

Well, there it is. Sinclair is digging in for a fight, so please help push back -- find stations in your area, watch their local news to see what ads they run, then write those advertisers to tell them you're boycotting as long as they're on a Sinclair station. List here: sbgi.net/tv-stations/

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

'Terminal 1996 brain is a mindset that anyone of any age can adopt.'

@darthbluesky.bsky.social Hey Darth I got to hang out with this very good polar bear Dottie

Ah yes, definitely a correlation between an alleged rise in autism in only younger people and acetaminophen, a pain medication first marketed to the public in… 1952

no one told me that if i adopted a second cat they would teach each other how to mischief

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Them: "The end is nigh" Us: "So, what you're saying is ... there's still time?"

What’s the latest time I can get saved before the Rapture? I have ADHD.

Don’t put it in the newspaper that I got mad.

?? Leggys fell off ??

It's fascinating that people with goofy theories about autism and vaccines are all people who either have zero medical or scientific expertise, or whose expertise is something else. It's like asking the guy who did my vasectomy to give me a bipolar disorder dx. There's a reason doctors specialize!

Absolutely

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

As we have always said, I agree with Donald Trump

just got a short about this and if you’re interested in a bonkers huge skateboard ramp you have 2 days to prepare to watch this

does the Rapture mean I don't have to go into the office tomorrow? 🤔

Really disappointed that Bonmati won the Ballon d’Or. I like her as a player, but she didn’t win the Euros or the Champions League this time around. Meanwhile Caldenty, who was the player of the season in the WSL (a tougher league), won the Champions League, and Lessi Russo won both.

This is kind of blackly hilarious. “We wanted one fake cause of autism that would kill and maim lots of people, not this other fake cause of autism that will just make pregnant women feel like crap, neither of which have any impact on rates of autism”

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

Are you or someone you know skipping GDC (or considering doing so) because of worries about coming to the US/San Francisco in the current environment? If so, I want to hear from you for a piece. DM me here or kyle DOT orland AT arstechnica DOT com. Please spread the word