Ok I realize three of these cities are from Massachusetts but have you considered that you just need to get out of our fucking way you Connecticut prick

I caught Roo in this pose. Please tell him modeling for impressionist painters is not a good career path.

Pyrite & amethyst? What do you think? The purple is very light, but it looks like amethyst to me. Could be smoky quartz. I’m not a geologist I’m just a childless Dad

Just opened some T2 collectible cards I think I got the best one

I can’t perform in certain clubs because I simply spread information pertaining to sexual assault for the safety of others.

Every now and then I remember that Elon Musk has never actually been to space. If anyone could, it's him. But he has no personal interest in seeing the earth from orbit. I think that's extremely telling.

Weird, aggressive love.

Here's an episode I wrote about the end of the American middle class lifestyle.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell today. He’s doing great in the hospital. Lots of bleeps and bloops concerning Iran and Ukraine. The unbreaking howl as he was pulled into the flaming maw of the abyss tells me he’s eager to get back to work.

Sister’s cat is testing me

The constitution was designed to be a living document that adapts to societal changes there’s no reason we can’t turn it into a roguelite deck builder that you have to beat every time you want to make a new law

Alright I’ll watch the fireworks but I’m gonna boo and gives a thumbs down the whole time

Hanging out with my nieces today and wanted to impress them so I’m wearing my Colm Meaney shirt

Folks you’ve never seen late stage capitalism until you’ve seen it at an airport

Traveling today so expect a lot of c-tier posting made out of boredom

Jerks

Hi. Tonight at 6 pm PDT WE'RE CELEBRATING AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY! Katy, Cody, and Jonathan are breaking down the Supreme Court rulings on birthright citizenship and trans athlete bans, the Freedom 250 event and how Donald Trump bungled this easy layup, and much more! www.youtube.com/live/Z1bMBg7...

found a website that sells forensic investigation supplies anyone wanna go halfsies on a six pack of water recovery body bags

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It’s tough when one of your cats is 7 pounds and one of your cats is 20. They keep trying to play they have not succeeded in four years.

Cats is this comfy?

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For all the international guests enjoying Boston landmarks might I suggest a day trip to go see the Worcester Turtle Fucker

This is my closest theater. I went tonight and the process of going through a security checkpoint to see a movie was so casually dystopian that it gave me an anger headache.

Hi. On today's episode of Some More News, we're looking at the Supreme Court's Louisiana v. Callais ruling and how it fulfills John Roberts' lifelong dream to decimate the Voting Rights Act. Link: youtu.be/9QfDXbrVjyY @codyjohnston.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social

After many hours of hissing, growling, and biting, an uneasy agreement has been reached.

What always bothers me about the "BLANK couldn't get made today" discourse is that the flagship example, Blazing Saddles, almost didn't get made BACK THEN. And in fact, as Mel Brooks got more famous, you could argue it became MORE LIKELY to get made over time.

I’m being judged

Lotta armchair scaffolding experts tonight

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Hi. Donald Trump and his MAGA allies talk a big game on cable news or social media, but once they get in front of lawyers, it's a different story. Today, we look at what happens when MAGA runs into serious people who exist in reality. youtu.be/9RuPvv0maCQ

I just found “YOUNG MAN INTERESTED IN BEING GROOMED” on Tinder with this pic. ROO!!! CLEAN. YOUR. OWN. BUTT.

The chronitons blah blah the transporter, so I ended up back in time when Capt. Picard was a baby, AND HE WAS STILL BALD!

Gonna pitch The Guardian 1000 words on how my neighbor is too loud

It won't solve anything but you could drench Magneto with a super soaker and there's nothing he could do about that.

The best part is knowing that this guy just doubled down about this. This was his whole day. Being furious about clouds.

Sometimes when you’re chronically or mysteriously ill doctors ask if you’re “fully committed to healing.” ARE YOU FULLY COMMITTED TO DOING YOUR JOB??

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This is very important.

Look how tiny

Standoff continues

We got a cat tree designed for large cats and Kitten has aggressively claimed the entire thing for herself.

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I think it would be pretty fun to celebrate America's 250th by successfully impeaching and removing a president from office. It would be like finally setting off that M-80 we've been saving for a special occasion.

AI instructions read like Troy McClure “ if you can’t find metal stucco lav, use carbon fiber stucco lav! Now parge the lav!”

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It’s @hanamichels.bsky.social’s birthday let us rejoice

Gasp! An old school Star Vlog! youtu.be/h_Z6W161Ots?... (With a brief @moviehooligan.bsky.social cameo!)

This however is the opposite it works for all episodes of one show only