Just learned the medication I pay $16 a month for will cost around $400 next year but at least there aren’t long lines at the airport anymore

As we were saying--

Watching a drag king on tiktok dressed as the log truck from final destination how can anyone take issue with this art form????

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What do food pantries need the two things I'm hearing the most are money and powdered cake mix

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They do this all night, btw. From midnight to 8am. If I turn my body they turn with me, or push me back. They will laze, clean themselves, and fight on me as I lay for six hours in a perpetual twilight - haunted by dark wraiths.

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I am couch

Fun day

Whenever she meows at my chair I stand up and say “show me” and every time she leads me to either: - Her food dish, slightly low. - Her brother, who she’d like removed. - The front door, because it’s been fun but she’d like to head out now.

Been eating a lot of EGGS. Just bought an EGG slicer. Gonna become an EGG guy. Climbing trees, stealing EGGS.

Such sad news about Dick Cheney dying today instead of dying 30 years ago.

It feels weird enough to be in the wellness sphere I don’t need to add white person yoga in a faux casual setting. (But I will add what was aspirational to me: following every silly whim that makes me happy, even if it’s not “productive.”)

Good morning

Back home. It looks like…they had their cat friends over? They reprogrammed their chip feeders? They had a vomit party?

Halloween colored assholes

Just realized that the main draw of AI is that miserable people get to role play being in charge of something. It’s barking orders at your GI Joes to help build a speadsheet.

Screenwriting is a lot like Bigfoot hunting in that it’s a leap of faith that takes a lot of patience and rejection and is generally more fun to do on cocaine

I’m out of the loop but it sounds like there was a lot of baseball yesterday

Thing is, climate change will never be a “kitchen table issue.” No one casually discusses the looming existential threat to our entire planet - which doesn’t mean they don’t care about it. Quite the opposite.

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Damn it why can’t crime win just this one time

Agent Mulder emailing his PTO request: The presumption of time as a sequential phenomenon is but an abstruse facade dispassionately constructed to obfuscate the cosmic reality that we are sparks flickering over the multidimensional vastness of reality. To quote John Keel’s The Mothman Prophecies…

H Y P E, in cast form.

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Thinking about that time I played the office fantasy football despite knowing nothing about the sport and then I accidentally won the entire thing and then everyone in the office got immediately laid off

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Bedbugs

We should just throw our trash into space. Better than the ocean. Nothings up there. The moon can take it. Fuck space.

The “victim” he knows why it’s in quotations.

The criminal & the crime

People always talk about The Sopranos or Six Feet Under having the most devastatingly perfect finales but folks I just finally watched the last episode of Review

BREAKING: Stephen Miller Out Of Blood, Demands Yours.

I’m a little out of the loop on this one but my understanding of people with nazi tattoos is that you build a giant catapult and fling them into the sun

Seems like a pretty effective strategy for the Democratic platform to include a promise to restore the East Wing after ceremoniously demolishing whatever chud structure took its place. Also: “we don’t want to poop on you”

People are covering up HARRY POTTER tattoos because of bigotry there is literally nothing you can say. Some artists even cover up Nazi shit for free.

Good morning

Geordi La Forge can see all your farts

The exhausting thought I keep going back to is “we have to put it all back together.” The tariffs. All the jobs and agencies. The deportations. The rose garden and east wing. Like watching a toddler smash your Legos. We either have to put it all back together or throw everything out.

Remember when Rudy Giuliani got hit by a car or did I dream that?

I’d like to remind y’all that this was an organic moment. That’s why the sound quality isn’t great. This was an organic moment that happens every day but this day just happened to have the perfect backing track.

Slamming six of these and hitting the club

HELP! oh not you you have your own problems right now

Why stop at the east wing just tear the whole thing down

Shit disturber

Having to beg the media to ask the president why he posted a video of him dressed like a king doing diarrhea on Americans feels like perhaps a new low point but anyway excited to see what the next one is!