So @gamefullyun.bsky.social ’s podcast “Fox Mulder Is A Maniac” inspired me to write this. It took me 5 minutes but it’d take a huge emotional toll to read if you were Skinner

Last night I dreamt I reinvented public bathrooms around separating people based on whether or not they like being watched pooping and it was so successful that I started to write down the idea after I woke up.

This year I’ve spent at least 25% of my vocal exertion replying to things Agent Mulder says on the television and I think I can get that number up to 50% in 2026

Early episode of YGTCO with @slatron.bsky.social and myself just dropped on the @heytherejeffro.bsky.social Patreon! @moviehooligan.bsky.social indulged me in watching THE WORST episode of Babylon 5. And he still showed up to podcast when we were done. patreon.com/posts/you-go...

I hate to do this but Die Hard 2 is actually the Christmas movie - it’s literally about an outcast lighting the way on a snowy night.

Just got on my plane and what the fuck is this first movie. Has anyone heard of this movie? Is this a fake movie? Did I die?

I went on and on last night about the practical joke novelty item market being stuck in the 50s but honestly, we could have a much better tinier fart machine that connects to your phone w/thousands of commercially licensed real farts. Even the Bluetooth apps now require someone to sit near a speaker

This cat needs to dial it back sometimes

Yeah a Pluribus situation would suck but I could finally live out my dream of conducting a fart orchestra

Woody Allen in the Epstein files

James Cameron: *walks into the office in a scuba suit* guys! I know what avatar 4 should be about! Writer: whales? James Cameron: whales

James Cameron: *emerges from a submarine* man I dunno why but I think this fire and ash volcano avatar should mostly take place in the ocean

All AI Are Bastards and sorry folks that includes your tamagotchi

Last Hypecast of the year! With special guest @youknowlydia.bsky.social! Get it today! TODAY! SoundCloud: shorturl.at/WfaGf Apple: shorturl.at/xg9lW YouTube: shorturl.at/Qig5T

Can’t tell if my neighbor is murdering people or is acting strange simply because she overheard me loudly speculating that she murders people.

a second George W. Bush episode is out youtu.be/Diih3J4-DzA

We also have a video podcast that's full of holiday spirit. At least we think those are holiday spirits? I dunno, they seem happy to hear @moviehooligan.bsky.social 's origin story anyway. youtu.be/UmR5QD-BLz0

@moviehooligan.bsky.social joins @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social to bring us his Hotdog origin story. It involves D.A.R.E. and sexy heroin. on.soundcloud.com/7wzm02cpQxHk...

HEY! NEW BADICAL! NEW! NEW BADICAL! It's @seanbaby.bsky.social and a NEW BADICAL! HEY! SoundCloud: shorturl.at/kF4Gx Apple: shorturl.at/LTnmy

Oh, hello

He’s a model

nothingness

not one to complain about iPhone updates but what in the winamp hell is this

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Some people say we should stop calling their morning churu treats "creaming the cats" Those people are cowards.

Sometimes instead of saying "have a good one" I'll say "have a GOO one" to cashiers. This is my shocking secret. A window into the dark twisted world of my soul.

Kitten is 16 somewhere between Jan & May next year. She is now jumping into our 4ft sink to eat soap & old food. we know she will burst stitches just to teach the vet a lesson. All I’m saying is id have written that lessons from cats for fighting fascism book first if I wasn’t chronically ill

I genuinely love the demonic aesthetic of upper class religious holiday decorations. A single candle in every window, pale gargoyles perched atop trees, aghast statues of babies born in the presence of donkeys.

Caveman

Caveman

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“The committee of Roo would like to express displeasure at vacuum sound via arms in boob formation”

Update: Every time I go to cook eggs I say “I’m gonna egg up” and go in for a high five. Everyone thinks it’s really cool.

Hardcovers came in for my new book, I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200! Look at this beautiful beast.

We act like we are, but I don’t think anyone is mentally prepared to see a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in real life.

Here, listen to this Like it? Want the entire series? New to @gamefullyun.bsky.social entirely? I may buy a lucky person patreon access to the entire backlog of this podcast, every x files episode covered (and other podcasts!) for a year. New ppl only please, barring $ emergencies for the next week

Back in my day if you needed to know who the 21st president was you’d have to run around New York City asking people you carjacked until you ran into a history buff water tunnel truck driver named Jerry.

As you dine with your loved ones, don’t forget to look at each and every one in the eyes to think about how they are going to take a primo dump tomorrow.

Thanksgiving turkey

Thinking about that brief window in the 2000s when actors got critical acclaim for playing the coveted role of “dude I knew in high school who really liked Boondock Saints”

40 years of seeing movies in theaters - the hype around the prequels, Lord Of The Rings, the MCU - and still the biggest audience cheer I've ever witnessed was when they blew up the White House in Independence Day.

Look at these freaks

Hey, why

Thanksgiving Weekend means the final episodes of ZOMBOYS! New eps on 11/28 and 12/1! ENJOY.

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