The President of the United States openly threatening mass murder seems like a pretty straightforward test of our democracy that we’ve gonna somehow fail.

Nearly 30 years ago The Simpsons accidentally created the most millennial character ever

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As more people distance themselves from Trump it’s helpful to accept their mistakes with grace and help them back to reality. I’m not gonna do that, I’m gonna mock them viciously, but, you know, it’s helpful. Someone should do that. Not me though.

Checking the news every day like I’m buying a scratch ticket. Mostly depressing but one of these days we’re gonna hit big.

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He smells so much like a human fart he’s destroying our relationship

If I were them I’d just keep going once I got to the moon

I never learned how to tell time on analog boobs

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I’m sorry but as a lifelong fan of Star Trek I can’t believe anyone would actually watch the show for the action. That’s like saying your favorite part of TNG is the Wesley Crusher subplots.

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Ok doing this again! I’m going to quote the “Fox Mulder is a maniac” podcast by @gamefullyun.bsky.social and you have to guess which episode it is.

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Remember J. K. Rowling has made trans people’s lives substantially worse. We are not just telling you to boycott someone who’s screaming hate into the void. She is actively influencing policy.

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Even if that new Harry Potter wasn't directly supporting a TERF, it looks completely indistinguishable from the movies and I'm not sure why it needs to exist.

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Honestly I kinda hope social media continues to get stuffed with AI slop until it becomes unusable. That people lose faith in search engines and go back to the library. Call me an internet accelerationist. It all needs to break so we can rebuild it.

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The Simpsons gave us multiple “beware of the obvious grifter” episodes that not nearly enough people paid attention to

Assuming our justice system cared about deterrence its wild how many people should go to jail after all this. Even Ron Howard should get like six months for Hillbilly Elegy.

My sister’s cat does not care for me

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No it most certainly did not respond to anything

What a hunk

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Laundry Demon

I think more CEOs should start posting videos of them eating their products I wanna see Tim Cook put the entire iPhone in his mouth and smile

Absolutely shook after learning the person I love hasn’t seen Terminator 2.

We don’t need the word yacht. Big boats don’t get a special word. They’re big stupid boats.

I don't normally subscribe to the nepobaby outrage but having a serial rapist with zero talent and a famous dad write a script while a second, more talented person writes a better script and then saying you'll "combine" the two and share credit is the most nepobaby shit imaginable.

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The right to vote isn't a privilege we were granted; it's one side of a deal where we get a fair say in who governs us, and in exchange we don't tar and feather powerful people and throw them in a hog sty.

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This is quite often the first thing I see when I wake up

DAMN! I just sort of do stuff and then the universe conspires to have them all drop at once, which can be confusing. Please amplify! So okay, today's SWAIMBLE OF CONTENT - There's a sketch interview with Mark Little on our YT channel, like a Space Ghost-type thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSD4...

In these dark times it's important to always remember that, in mere months, we're going to get a movie where a flock of talking sheep try to solve the mystery of who murdered their shepherd.

Important to understand Roo’s tactic of laying down next to Kitten and then slowly creeping closer like an iceberg until she bites him on the face.

World’s Stupidest Idiot

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Ben's created a monster.

So @moviehooligan.bsky.social and I both have LEGO ASSEMBLY injuries.