Gonna save this for when things are going great.

if i was running a political party and every time my opponents held power they started illegal wars for oil and crashed the economy i would simply say that repeatedly

This post alone might catapult Fortunate Son above Born In The USA and maybe Fight Club for The Most Missed Point of All Time.

What if the narco-terrorism was part of his official duties as president?

Even though sure to fail, this is absolutely worth drafting articles of impeachment over and getting votes on the record. Trump, Rubio, and Hegseth are criminals, need to be removed, and preferably spend the rest of their lives in prison.

Hard to come to any conclusion other than Elon Musk likes CSAM and thinks it belongs on the social media platform he owns.

“In our reporting, we’ve spent too much time talking to people who know what they’re talking about, and not enough time with people who don’t know dick about shit.”

Okay some things are just impressive.

My mother-in-law is always asking me “did you see that Reel?” as if we’re on the same internet and I’m scrolling Facebook Reels all day. It would be like if I asked her “hey, did you see that clip of Rhea Seehorn in the Magic: The Gathering game?”

If these chuds actually had (or cared about) children they would know that daycares are closed and that parents are staring at each other all week asking “what should we do today?” “It’s raining” “Science museum again?” “I’m so bored of that place” and so forth.

Wrote this many months ago and now it's here.

Every Tesla article is like "Tesla informs shareholders that cars nothing but glued-together sheet metal, while stock soars 83%"

I don’t think I have it in me to be a rich person. For >$40k I’d feel compelled to learn an actual skill like juggling or glass eating. Klein better be able to shoot a crossbow with his butt or something.

London with a popular vote victory but close to an electoral map wipeout.

The Normal Christmas Celebrator

In the Toy Story world, children write their names on the feet of their favorite toys, and we all sat there and agreed “yes, this is the thing children universally do to indicate love and value.”

This stuff will be 90% of TV shows in 10 years.

A small (personal) example of this book’s intellectual dishonesty: My father-in-law is reading In Covid’s Wake, and excitedly told me he found a passage where I’m quoted. The quote in question is me saying the FBI worked to censor speech on social media. Huh? When did I say that?!

Weiss’ insistence on being “fair” to the administration supposes that there could ever be an ethically sound reason to ship people off to torture prison. There obviously is not. And anyone who thinks there is is morally bankrupt. Pretty cut and dry?

We’re done. Boomers and Gen X should just change their wills to leave everything to Kalshi and Polymarket.

Not to mention the content of the story is one of this administration’s great atrocities. Kristi Noem should probably spend the rest of her life in prison.

She Streisand Effect-ed it to the point where this will be the most watched 60 Minutes segment in years. Masterful work by B.W.

“Hey team, I’m questioning the use of the word ‘migrants’ here, given information that is irrelevant and unrelated to the definition of that word. Does it fill you with rage that I’m your boss now and am worth millions? It really should.”

Next week: Here’s why Erika Kirk thinks Torture Prison might be good actually

Goblin, ghoul, a zombie with no conscience

Seems unlikely

People fantasize about A.I. being the refs, but then a holding penalty would be called on every single play, so they’d dial it back and keep going until flags are thrown at about the same frequency as they are today.

Who knew that hiring a dull billionaire-appreciator to run the place wouldn’t really get CBS News’ finger on the pulse of America?

It is a thing that they have now – districts. Which is a big deal. I think in a way it's the most important stat from the standpoint of, you know, looking at numbers accurately.

LOL "i don't know about that"

I love when conservatives write 300 words on “I wish Trump would stop being petty & mean and start focusing on all the violent evil things he does that I like. I demand the evil!”

I don't want the news anymore.

Looking good, sir!

Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah. Praying for his full & speedy recovery. And so deeply inspired by his example.

Ironic that he’s doing this against the 49ers, a team where all the major stars are white.

Dean Stockwell in “Blue Velvet” performance.

Found the guy who can’t appreciate a sunset unless it says “lines of interesting dialogue” at him.

Seeing Mulholland Drive when it had just come out. Something went wrong in the last reel and as soon as the woman said “Silencio” it faded to black and the lights came up. We thought he literally didn’t put in credits. Completely lost our minds.

“Never attack a dad like that” and the dad in question publicly stated that his child no longer exists to him.

Who are the 22% of people submitting comments at zoning board meetings who have no opinion on the matter whatsoever?

It’s not just Trump; this is legitimately how most very rich people think. They justify their immense wealth by saying they deserve it by being better than everyone else. In fact, they are usually surprised to find out that you don’t agree with this.

I literally only know this guy because of how he acted to Ta’Nehisi Coates.

Read this: www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...

Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars. She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:

Is 2025 Trump the primary contender for Most Iconic Photos in a Single Year? Once a week now this guy is putting out another all-time classic.

Cotton would have bombed Jack and Rose for trying to use that door as a WMD.

Is anyone buying this book for anything other than making fun of it on a podcast?