Great question. I make a big show of pulling out the cheese going "ooo YUMMMY" and then I turn my back and make a fist and pretend to grab the cheese. I pantomime sprinkling it on top and THEN I grab a fork and mix the food around real good while his lil tail wags. He's fallen for it 5 times now.

My dog has been refusing to eat his food so I've been pretending to sprinkle cheese on top and that adorable little dumdum keeps falling for it. Wholesome post for your algorithm #yourewelcome

My mom in 2005: "I refuse to get a computer or an email" My mom in 2015: "I got a YouTube account so I can comment on your videos!" My mom in 2025: "I spent the afternoon yelling at Trump supporters online, commenting "recipe" on cooking posts and buying decorative items from Instagram ads"

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

Took longer than expected but it was WORTH 👏 THE 👏 WAIT👏

Small mountain town showing UP today

Pretty much every Trump voter I talk to mentions that they would have voted for Bernie. In 2016 and 2020. Just sayin...

What should we call this new shorter cuter Monday format?! 😘

Texts from Dad

And we're back, we are soo very back

Was truly so delighted to have Ana Marie on the show this week. We had a wonderful conversation and I can't wait to have her back again.

Whoops!

Trump's new pick for AG, Pam Bondi, was a registered lobbyist for the government of Qatar

Something an innocent man with nothing to hide does. Release the report.

the lesson of the election isn’t “we should give up on trans rights,” it’s that the GOP took an issue that negatively impacted almost no one and made it a headliner. why would it help to surrender on an issue if they can create a grievance from thin air?

oh dear god please make it stop

If it's any comfort, Trump and Musk's relationship *will* implode in the epic kind of way that only two toxic, narcissistic egomaniacs can create. Something to look forward to 🥰

Things are scary right now, but The Onion buying Infowars is so delicious, so funny. A bright light in a dark time.

Elon has big Zaphod Beeblebrox energy

I think it might be residual Twitter PTSD but I'm having trouble pulling the trigger posting (skeeting? 🤢) here. Everytime I think of something to say I feel my heart start to race. I might need to lurk around a bit and build up my comfort.

Ok sorry, I'm new here...they are called...skeets?? That can't be true