Neurotypicals perceive time typically. Those of us with ADHD perceive time as that snake eating its tail thing…ouroboros? An ouroboros and we can pinpoint exactly where we are located on the infinite loop of snake it just doesn’t correspond to any human measures of time or calendars. It’s venomous.

AI instructions read like Troy McClure “ if you can’t find metal stucco lav, use carbon fiber stucco lav! Now parge the lav!”

“Is trump racist” is an actual debate people have

HE CALLED MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS “RAPISTS” DAY FUCKING ONE OF HIS FIRST RUN. HE PUT OUT AN AD AGAINST THE CENTRAL PARK 5 AND WAS SUED FOR HOUSING DISCRIMINATION BEFORE THAT!!

We keep trying to move his bottom lip and go “mee mee mee mee” like it’s coming out of his mouth but he’s not cooperating. You can see he’s disappointed in us.

DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Happy summer to balls rat

So @moviehooligan.bsky.social bought like 5 energy drinks for the morning I’m only exaggerating a little. BTW if someone doesn’t have adhd and they do this it means “writer”

Forever & or until it becomes too sad yep!

Ty @moviehooligan.bsky.social!!

Today’s my birthday so naturally I’m treating myself to a digestive system & appendix ultrasound (and Dr threw in transvaginal for funsies?)

MY TOP TEN JOKES 😆 AND TOP FIVE REPLIES ⤴️ OF THE WEEK 🧵 (thread) NUMBER TEN bsky.app/profile/mich...

And he NEVER shuts up about it

Butter tarts plz.

This however is the opposite it works for all episodes of one show only

This is the “I’d like to add you to my personal network on LinkedIn” caption for this, it works on most templates.

Hi. Let's take a look at the former MAGA stalwarts who are attempting to opportunistically distance themselves from Donald Trump now that he is massively unpopular.

Ammonites are the fools gold or duplicate blind box toy of fossils. Or the any Beanie Baby at all of fossils.

Gonna be a few years from 40 in a few days, and yeah, birdwatching snuck up on me like everyone else. I wish I woke up early enough to train the crows. I would get up real early & get LA crows to peck through a picture of Spencer Pratt’s head for peanuts

Honestly, not wanting to attend Don Jr’s wedding is the most relatable thing he’s done

Passes the Horse test

No one appreciates when I sing “…and many more!” After their vows

because you don't pay any fucking taxes, jeff how about you simply get taxed the same percentage as the teacher instead, would be plenty

Lots of people don’t drive immediately after filling 20 test vials with blood & I thought I could wake up early, really experience the fasting, drive for the first time in a year because me/cfs has fucked with my attention span & then drive back immediately after losing nearly a liter of blood.

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

He looks great for that age

He was talking about us, but I figured it was particularly relevant when so many parents are trying to steer their trans kids right now. The ones who do it out of fear of bigots, not their own bigotry actually have a chance to hear and accept this message from someone whose kids are in their 30s.

Are you even a polycule if you don’t watch Star Trek together?

My dad today: You know what I realize is that at least 90% of what you worry about as a parent is a waste of time anyway, because your kid is going to find their own identity no matter what you do. And frankly, that’s the way it should be. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Roo has been flashing every single one of @moviehooligan.bsky.social’s podcast guests and hiding his office stuff

😂😂😂

Like, it’s more like “I think you’ve become used to this” or “I think you’re afraid of connection because it’s proven dangerous in the past” than “you like it”

And whatever she says is the truth 😁

Tentatively booking for the first week of June, not emailing anyone yet just in case things change! But if anyone wants an appointment subject to change for that week or the next let me know!!

She went for my food so aggressively she has a butter bindi

Whenever AI is being offered as a substitute for community, it feels so sinister. And I’m someone who lost their community due to chronic illness and not doing the work to keep up with people virtually when I couldn’t be there physically (I was afraid of annoying them.) still see how important it is