An extremely @moviehooligan.bsky.social themed post

Hey kids, are you in band? Do you play any sort of horn? most importantly, do you have an irritating evangelical alt right neighbor? Maybe practice your horn today! Also never listen to anyone who says “hey kids” online again.

When the sun hits #DachshundLove #WienerDogLife #DachshundAdventures #DachshundCommunity #DachshundPawprints

My mom called me to talk about inhumane conditions at LA men’s city jail. She didn’t tell me what I could do about it, but the things she said were very upsetting and indeed extremely inhumane, like no drinkable water. I don’t know what to do with that phone call.

At the beginning of the year, I couldn’t drive five minutes without seeing a cybertruck. Today we drove the most we’ve ever driven within the city all year, through SEVERAL rich areas, 0 cybertrucks. It’s like even the ones we saw back in January have already rusted through.

Seems like doctors go to med school to learn two diseases: anxious and fat

If you have a Patreon, please check that your tax forms from them have their fees taken out and you are not over reporting. Also do not sign anything they give you if you complain to them about this!

AI slop permanently traumatized our orange cat by the way. An AI generated cat video decided to scare him with a giant spider and now he's scared of tv logos, sounds, certain colors, character actors, and anything that moves closer to the screen

Power move: I'm putting my fold out hypermobility chair in the middle of the pit.

It's-a me! Desert humiiiiiidity!

LA Folks: Why is it Florida today?

People use religion to excuse a lot of things. In a world of televangelists and bigots, be a Hieronymous Bosch and just draw some bird hourglass eating a leg or compose butt music.

They put me on gabapentin- is this what my cats feel at the vet? It’s awesome but I HAVE TO WORK

I don’t really think the specifics of what Jimmy said are that important. He was censored because Trump doesn’t like him, same as Colbert. Fascists love saying you’ll be fine as long as you comply while kidnapping your neighbors in unmarked vehicles. Fuck respectability politics.

You guys wanna see the best YouTube comment I’ve ever seen?

We’re gonna have a ministry of jokes in like 6 months

Goddamnit, we can’t leave the country until we use all these ninja weapons!!!

Oh look the people whose only jokes are “I identify as ____/_____” and “Overwhelming amount of racism no punchline” have something to say about comedy

remember when comedy used to be completely legal but rightwingers started a full on assault on the entire US media apparatus to “legalize comedy”

ACAB includes the part of your brain that won't let you start a new project because it's not gonna be perfect. (But mostly it's cops.)

ACAB includes horse cops because WHY ARE WE LETTING COPS JUST POOP IN THE STREET

Retweet if u agree

What did awkward self-promotion look like, during times of complete societal upheaval, before the existence of social media?

Anyone else have a sibling who seemingly went out of their way to make friends with every single powerful person you mocked or spoke out against online?

You don't have to be a TERF just because your gay panic bit doesn't work anymore and you're not trans so you can't do a trans panic bit. Just write some new material after the 90s you'll be fine, Scott Thompson.

Trans rights are human rights.

“Oooh i’m an adult Taxes taxes taxes! Stretch marks and back pain! Digestive system, bad! No longer allowed to cry in public!!” This has been a preview of my taxi service that will exist whenever the next GTA comes out.

Just a warning if you tell a joke at a eulogy the religious officiant is absolutely going to steal it. And it it’s gonna work because just like the bar for eulogy laughs is low, the bar for religious officials is ALWAYS low.

Get me Christopher Guest, Eugene Levy, a pound of assorted flat stones and a camera.

He’s pushing this luck now

An uneasy peace

She tolerates

So I pass for both cis and straight and yeah, it sucks when people make assumptions but those assumptions keep me safe right now and I’m not gonna complain to other members of the community who don’t have that safety when I don’t feel perfectly validated bc they have bigger problems right now!

what guys with incoherent politics used to do is start a punk band

The Long Walk - but with a single happy golden retriever who follows them the entire time and never gets tired

The weekend before it happened, I stand by it.

Woman @ skincare popup: you ever use Korean skincare before? Me (pointing to face): Yeah you think American sunscreen‘s gonna cut it? Anyway we didn’t know but there were a bunch of pop-ups in little Tokyo yesterday and they might be there again today.

He’s spooky

Just realized having a pet is being part of a financial domination relationship only one of you knows about. It’s not the owner.

You are the freedom fries to my ketchup.

Happy Anniversary @moviehooligan.bsky.social!! Your love can melt steel beams.

He lies on my legs so I can’t leave and must give him affection, then he scratches me whenever I have to go, so I come back to give him more scratches.

So many right wing podcasters cosplay masculinity who’s gonna tell them that’s drag?

Pretty certain that hundreds of years from now the broad takeaway from this era will be that the sudden invention of a vast and unregulated information and communication network was so overwhelming that it caused everyone to completely lose their minds.

The cat has decided to remind me depression is not an excuse to neglect hygiene

Anyway, check these out

Can you handle another hotdog origin story? What if it involves Mickey Rooney's head? @brockway.bsky.social shares his origin story with @seanbaby.bsky.social and guest @hanamichels.bsky.social this week! on.soundcloud.com/Qcxh6GLt4GXM...

I’m still uncomfortable marketing myself as a coach. I know I’m a good coach, but when it comes to marketing, I feel like this