Hope Daryl Gates is burning in hell and the fuel is human piss www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo4T...

They were so great live. They stayed at a hotel my sister worked at, and gave her the tickets for free!

This is why it was kismet that he found this with CopKiller on it, he was working with this script, and one LAPD chief's name kept coming up www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo4T...

Most people are extremely hard on themselves except the few who actually need to be.

There's a tightrope most chronically ill people walk with doctors. It's a tighrope between "you're just anxious/fat/overthinking" and being called "Dr. Google." You have to play ignorant but credible at the same time.

Nearly 30 years ago The Simpsons accidentally created the most millennial character ever

The President of the United States openly threatening mass murder seems like a pretty straightforward test of our democracy that we’ve gonna somehow fail.

As more people distance themselves from Trump it’s helpful to accept their mistakes with grace and help them back to reality. I’m not gonna do that, I’m gonna mock them viciously, but, you know, it’s helpful. Someone should do that. Not me though.

they can’t keep getting away with this!!!!!!

Good morning

did Bluesky fuck things up with that AI garbage somehow lol

I'm so excited to see a wall!

You can’t heighten fascists. You can’t make someone like Trump more absurd. They killed satire.

We should be able to disable and uninstall an entertainment app

SO MUCH WATER DAMAGE FROM BETWEEN UNITS & HE WONT DO SHIT FOR EITHER CUZ ITS CONTROLLED

it also has this one

If it means anything to anyone that @moviehooligan.bsky.social found this album with CopKiller still on there, they’ll be here. (I found Bratmobile’s debut EP which only means something to me.)

He smells so much like a human fart he’s destroying our relationship

I just learned much of our supply of fertilizer goes through the Strait of Hormuz in case anyone wants to help & donate their poop to members of the current admin.

I saw a spotted lantern fly in our yard. Heads up if you ever see this thing in the US, kill it. They destroy our crops and have no natural predators here. Highly invasive. It will look like this, but jump like a grasshopper.

Me: they told me not to wear deodorant for the medical scan @moviehooligan.bsky.social: did they tell you not to shower before the scan? Also the scan was 2 days ago

I had a client recommend being a DM for tabletop RPGs for writers writing stories & novels especially fantasy/genre stuff. Being a DM allows you to let the story lead YOU and prepare for it to veer in unseen directions. I thought this was such a brilliant idea.

I’ve managed to avoid the “facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd, however I’ve come to realize the opposite is true. Feelings don’t care about facts. (At least not right away & without copious repetition of said facts.) Feelings take a bit to catch up to the truth & we have to help them along

The smelling goes 2 ways whether you want it to or not

He smells so much like a human fart he’s destroying our relationship

We regret to announce mass layoffs and also the illegal way we announce mass layoffs also severance packages got lost in the mail for all 50,000 of you Sincerely, Company (but we like to think of it as a family)

If I were them I’d just keep going once I got to the moon

If any of us were as rich as these fucks we’d donate much of it & spend our remaining lives pursuing things other than work & that’s the only healthy response to such absurd wealth

More than half the WGA is out of work and THIS clown somehow gets a job

I can't believe there are people on this website who SUPPORT Slimer this democracy is beyond saving did you see how many hot dogs he ate?????????

Data on Star Trek is great because someone will be rude to him and he will go “there is no need for an apology doctor, I have no feelings for you to hurt” and then he will stare at them for 10 solid seconds like you gonna believe that ya dickhead?

this could be the subject of a dissertation

Eugene Mirman’s stand-up was ahead of its time in that he was reading his angry letters to our giant corporate overlords onstage in the 2010s (I only say was because I don’t know if he still does that onstage, looks like he’s gonna be OK)

Last night I was too tired and emotional to throw my clothes in the basket so I just left them on the bed. I awoke to SOMEONE licking THE CROTCH OF MY UNDERPANTS

Last time I'm directing you to substack bc it was to promote my dad, not me. substack.com/home/post/p-...

Welcome to therapy where I talk at you about a combination of star trek until you're cursed. That will be 200 bars of gold pressed latinum an hour, thank you. (I feel like to some degree this is for @hanamichels.bsky.social ).

rumbling purr bucket dirtbag

Taken seconds apart

I’m sorry but as a lifelong fan of Star Trek I can’t believe anyone would actually watch the show for the action. That’s like saying your favorite part of TNG is the Wesley Crusher subplots.

I had to look up the company responsible for doing this to me and of course this is it

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I never learned how to tell time on analog boobs

The crows are waking up too early to begin the training

Mind you bluesky was shading X on X about adding AI tools 5 months ago

When I was a kid my Jewish day school had an assembly and I whispered to a teacher that they were leaving out half the people who died. They were only talking about the Jews. She said “if you want to stand up and say something you can.” 1/

Where would you even send people without birthright citizenship? Where else do they belong? (Of course this question is rhetorical, we already have mass detention & labor camps. In addition to obvious racism as the primary motive it’s a pretext for free labor under a corporate oligarchy)