RED WINGS WIN! OUTSHOT 40-15 LMFAO

HOCKEY IS BACK BABY LGRW

more ridiculous every day what am i supposed to do with this

they're calling her The Most Ruffled

everyone should have a delightful little weirdo in their house imo

everyone should have a delightful little weirdo in their house imo

scrolling the quotes and replies I'm not surprised to see I'm far from the only one who got a bit emotional hearing this. is it really so hard to just care about people?

lmao just saw that our last game is fan appreciation night. gotta admit scheduling that on the day Messi coming to town prices most fans out of going to the game is really funny. well done nsc

TRANS NIDORAN

do you think they're just showing him, like, escape from new york and telling him it's portland

let's goooo assert your authority

lmfao incredible work

october nights baby

mixed some leftover hot chicken into mi goreng and this shit fukken hits

i'm beginning to get legitimately upset when I see palhinha and bentancur together in the lineup

bangin out the tunes

we've come a long way

THE CITY HAS ITS FIRST PROFESSIONAL TROPHY

I have too many jewish coworkers (happy yom kippur!) to be able to get tonight off to go to a watch party for the game, but luckily I am bartending, so i'll be watching on my phone tucked behind the bar. whatever ya gotta do #everyoneN

so funny that we've been like "ah, the champions league, where offside VAR checks are quick and painless and make sense and don't disrupt the flow" and then that VAR check happens to us tottenham hotspur baby #coys

all well and good but anything less than a win here is still going to feel bad

man at a certain point I don't give a shit how solid defensively we are. a team that does not have a plan for creating goals is a team that is not going anywhere it was said many times during ange's tenure and my feelings haven't changed: I'd rather win 5-4 than draw 0-0 #coys

great news everyone, after a little under two seasons, tottenham hotspur are back to being absolutely torrid to watch play again

ok this far into the season I am beginning to get legitimately concerned about our wastefulness in passing. it's happening every game. is this just something that's being left by the wayside in training?

dawg we are so far beyond lucy with the football one has to assume this is intentional

fuckin goobers

i truly believe that together we can make my username real

aw she thinks she wants ponzu

self-petting cat

that's jared leto

the right has to be at brains-becoming-scrambled-eggs levels of cognitive dissonance at this point. if such a thing secretly existed what exactly is stopping the most powerful executive in american history from making it public?

PALHINHA THANK YOU BUT PICK THE FUCKING BALL UP AND RUN BACK TO THE CENTER CIRCLE YOU TWAT

i'm sure lots will be said about where we are in the process and the effort put in but not getting the result here, under these circumstances, against this team, is embarrassing and feels bad and should be unacceptable

lol. lmao

suddenly having an opportunity to go two points off the league leaders against the worst team in the prem is a situation that still makes me a little nervous... please tell me things are actually different now

Post a concert photo you took

Ajayi starting against us is pretty funny

attended elder millennial paradise tonight

wow cool was only able to catch injury time for the NSC game and saw 5 incorrect calls in the 5 minutes fuckin crazy to only see that little and feel fuckin robbed by the ref

respect for ange but last couple seasons going 2-0 down like that was a death sentence. we'd completely lost our comeback kings reputation. feels pretty good to be able to believe again

Bergvall had a few good moments but I definitely think he should've been hooked for Sarr around the time Xavi came on. was just off the pace today.

gotta come back to this one. yeah we dug out a draw but our finishing was absolutely dreadful today. had more than enough opportunity to score another one

Simons was down for 3 minutes just now ffs it was the moment that robbed us of all our momentum

only 5 minutes is a joke. what happened to them being more strict about the correct amount of injury time?

ohhh man it's only been a few minutes but it looks like Simons is gonna be an absolute delight for us as a 10

grabbing his throat?? fuck off

dude I'm so fucking sick of kavanagh giving them the benefit of the doubt every single time one of them hits the deck

man Bergvall was, uh, very enthusiastic but made some terrible decisions that half. overconfidence maybe?

they won possession before both of their goals dishonorably so if they take away ours for this...

really wish any one of our players had brought their fuckin shooting boots today ffs