even mbappé thinks it's funny

lmfao, this is bordering on a skit at this point

paraguay are gonna somehow come out of this game without a single yellow card despite a half dozen flagrant offenses and their coach is gonna act like there was officiating bias /against/ them

do you know how i know this ref is south american?

it really is a shame that ghana keep selecting that fucking piece of shit bc I'd really like to cheer for them

I mean there's no way the late game can match that right?

the world cup eh?

wow

my god. what a fucking goal

HOLY SHIT

they keep doing this. they should not do this

yeah I wouldn't be giving Messi a free kick from that distance 😬😬

LETS FUCKIN GO!! GAME ON!

honestly shocked me. thought he was genuinely a good person. oh well. fuck off, mate, enjoy your blood money

oooohoho doing the Zaza runup for such an important penalty almost exactly 10 years later is ballsy as fuck lol

man algeria just look broken already. just not up for it. shame bc it's definitely still there for the taking for them

just saw a guy at the store who was wearing a long sleeve shirt that said GWAR across the back and was like "hell yeah," then when I looked closer it had an HO on the left sleeve and TS on the right :/

this match is the only knockout game so far I have basically zero interest in watching now that spain have gone up. we all know the outcome

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even if they hold out, scoring against belgium without balogun just doesn't feel great

it's just not serious foul play

ugh. just awful for senegal

so undeserved

please senegal

no fucking way

imagine the anti-colonial catharsis if this was congo instead lmao

omfg that chest down volley was fucking perfect

jesus christ spurs, tonali AND fernandes?? fucking de zerbi is the manager you finally back?

SENEGALLLLL GET INNNN

i keep a peacock subscription for the spurs games that aren't on nbc, and the telemundo broadcasts are on there. so tonight i will be watching the mexico game w spanish commentary 100%

god damn Sweden are clinging on by the skin of their teeth rn

used this wine box to carry some stuff home from work over break and, yeah, i won't be bringing it back lol

30% possession from a dutch side is just crazy work. i know they're full of world class defenders but ffs, have a little self worth, you're not fuckin curacao

I would legit love to see the data on how often a player brought on for pens misses lol

@jonbois.bsky.social watching soccer

that is phenomenal. my god

is it still DOGSO if you score the goal anyway lol

hydration break

fr tho from the actual contenders, the netherlands are my team. not just bc of the spurs players but bc they are kind of like the spurs of internat'l football. cruyff's total football lines up nicely w to dare is to do, they're always pretty good but not quite on the level of the big guns

THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT LMAI

HOLY SHITTTT NEUER!!

lmfao, arsenal and newcastle dna

lol all these paraguay pens are soft as hell. if neuer just went the right way

lmao there was no one within like 8 feet of Enciso there. just dreadful marking

this is definitionally stochastic terrorism also, bitch, YOU are the fucking invader!

sunbeam baby

extremely rude to only have one match on the first day of the knockouts imo i need more now

twilight zone episode where the toilet starts getting aggressive after an american owner keeps asking it to bring him beer, chili, really spicy wings, etc and then making a huge mess in it

telling my lesbian bestie which of her crushes i think she should pursue