if you fail to bring your shopping cart to the cart return, it should be a misdemeanor for which you should be ordered to pay restitution in the form of a $1,000 fine AND no fewer than 40 hours of community service working as a cart fetcher (with no motorized cart pusher devices allowed, obviously)

sorry I know she’s been done wrong but “karsyn bailee“ is an incredible name

Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event

Thai curry is a perfect food. I barely even have to modify it, I just ask for no fish sauce and then I have a phenomenal time. My husband gets drunken noodle and it is also very good but curry is without flaw

hi everyone it’s me again the most annoying person ever. I’m so sorry to ask again but they’re taking forever to approve my app so I can get paid and I am severely low on all of my personal items (body wash, pads, etc). I need $50 if anyone could help or just spread this ty (this is my p*yp*l)

What is fucking happening

Throwback to this piece I still quite like #spooky

This person has quote posts and comments off (for good reasons I’m sure tbh) so I’ll have to voice my intense agreement here. I work mostly evenings (1-9:30ish with a couple midday shifts sprinkled in) and my usual sleep schedule is around 2am-10am. I bend over backwards not to disturb people 1/2

One of our friends gifted us this insanely good painting of our cat who passed away last year, I am floored by how talented she is

Here lies the poet

I posted this in a reply last night but, like, almost every day I see someone say, terrified, that "half" the country voted for Trump and are, therefore, nazis. Dude almost half the adult population of the country didn't vote what are you talking about Trump voters are approx 1/4th the population

I don’t have professional photos back yet but here’s some family took 🖤

This sounds silly with the context of everything that has been going on but I genuinely think this may have been the craziest thing that has ever happened

Uhhhh oh yeah so there was a No Kings protest walking by the venue as we were getting ready, we were waving to the protestors and two fucking bald eagles flew over them. We all lost it, but a lot of the protestors didn’t see them. One of my bridesmaids has video evidence I will post when I receive

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Halloween time, friends!

I mean, it's true. He never finished his higher studies. Also, he NEVER STUDIED MEDICINE. He was at the University of Ingolstadt in Bavaria to study natural sciences, though he seemed mainly interested in chemistry. Also, he was Swiss. I wrote a whole thread about it: bsky.app/profile/ostr...

I just got on here and everyone is talking about diarrhea or something, what did I miss????

Damn y’all I’m married

If the government wanted to spy on Bluesky users they wouldn't need official accounts to do that, those are only here to get people in trouble for posting dumb shit at them

Okee time to go to the venue for like 13 hours lol. Wish us the best of luck!!

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‘Nancy’ 😁 Featuring: ‘The Craft’ ✨ Artist: Annie Wu 🖤

we only want to sing you to sleep in your bedroom speakers

times like these i look to The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror VI "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" when Lisa and Paul Anka sing “Just don't look! Just don't look!" to get people to turn away from the monsters rampaging the town and the lack of attention defeats the monsters and saves the town

thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy

Cool, man

If you've never seen pin screen animation, then now's your chance.

Some twilight autumn leaves in case you needed them

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Also, they want to make content. And that means they are going to take the worst stuff people say in response to them (this being the internet, some of which might be quite bad) and splash it across the official comms organs of every major federal law enforcement agency. So take that into mind.

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He would’ve gotten a ton of support anyway because of his policies but it is a nice little bonus for Zohran Mamdani’s popularity that he happens to be very hot

me: wow, truly nothing actually matters. why bother? japanese bunny account: mimi-chan is very fat and slept all day. let's do our best, mikata! me, tearing up: let's do our best, mimi-chan.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

the whole point of mass protest is to demonstrate overwhelming opposition to the political direction, at a scale that can't be cracked down on dress comfortably and stay away from anyone inciting violence, but don't let clout chasers scare you into losing sight of how the basic concept works

🌿 Cypher and Artifact Collection 🌿 Illustration I painted for Monte Cook Games and their project Old Gods of Appalachia. Art Director: Bear Weiter #roleplayinggame #appalachia #oldgodsofappalachia #ttrpgart #rpg #ttrpgillustration #rpgart #witchaesthetic #witchery #ttrpg

Last full day as an unmarried woman ✌🏻 absolutely nothing changes except some legal shit and he’s husbant now

It’s not niche to judge people for not putting their shopping cart back, but I don’t think most people use it as absolute a judge of character as I do. You can suck shit and still put your cart back, but you can’t not put your cart back and not suck shit

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fatal

This frame isn’t even as funny as the way he said “sorry you had to see that”. Absolutely goated Tom Kenny line delivery.

I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

I miss taking selfies but I never have both time and motivation simultaneous