I still remember

What if Nic Cage from Con Air watched?

Serial killers.

Re: the last MBMBAM episode

They just keep killing people and lying about it. Everybody involved in this criminal organization needs to be prosecuted.

See you at the movies, Sam

God damn it

IYKYK

It has come to pass.

Can’t believe Lindsey Graham never got to pre-order Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival.

Getting a lot of mileage out of this one lately

Mitch McConnell expected to make a partial recovery after devouring the ink black soul of Lindsay Graham.

I haven’t seen an accused rapist blow out his legs so bad since Vince McMahon at the 2005 Royal Rumble.

Republican Senators, seen here voting to increase the National Brain Budget

Mitch McConnell expected to make a partial recovery after devouring the ink black soul of Lindsay Graham.

Found an old friend at the thrift store

This is a Doomies house now

@kenplume.bsky.social Happy Birthday Dude!

Letterboxd owner Tiny has held talks to sell the company to Netflix, a nightmarish scenario whose only redeeming quality is the fact that the other options presented (Sony, Paramount, private equity, Alexis Ohanian) are about as terrible why does everything good have to turn to shit for money?

Fuuuuuuuuck!

JJJ being a "woke on every issue but one" guy is my favorite characterization of him

If you are going to do a deluxe edition of a demo, please start with this

saw wile e. coyote's top and thought they were all gonna have gundam wing fits

Goodness, the size of ‘em

I saw Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic’s, and his hair was perfect

Our Gundam has a surf board

Passed three fireworks show on the way to work the graveyard shift. These metaphors are literally killing me.

Beach Jesus or Besus if you like

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

I fear we were too hard on the CD Cenobite. A beautiful creature who really embodied the pain/pleasure of being a dedicated lover of physical media.

Tina Belcher Energy

My daughter when my wife makes her a glow stick halo: “We are angels! Dad is a demon!”

As is tradition by now every year

new metaphor just dropped

Game failure? Layoffs Game success? Layoffs Game delayed? Layoffs Game delivered? Layoffs Game announced? Layoffs Game unannounced? Layoffs Game good? Layoffs Game bad? Layoffs Game AI? Layoffs Game no-AI? Layoffs Game hated? Layoffs Game beloved? Layoffs Money cares more for layoffs than games.

I have learned about David Lunch today

At my work, one of our more unhinged co-workers finally quit, and on his last day he carved an X on seven of the work lockers, including mine. Cool, cool, stuff.

Eat Shit.

Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone