Watching Nightmare Before Christmas: Ghoul: “I trumped through the pumpkin patch!” Me: “This guy sucked Bill Clinton’s dick in a pumpkin patch?”

I don’t want to talk to Jesus, I want to talk to Nightwolf from Mortal Kombat. No AI, just Nightwolf.

My uncle, who works for Nintendo, said this is not true and in fact Link will be dressed in the outfits from my uncle’s extremely graphic fan-art

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

this is where I post from if you even care

KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out. www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...

Vicki Vale: Padawan

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

"This is definitely the first instance of one President blowing another President!" the curators of the presidential libraries of Millard Fillmore and Franklin Pierce exclaim a little too loudly, almost in unison.

“I saved fitty men!” - Pope Cotton Hill

We picked up a cabinet on Marketplace for free and it was filled with blue prints and architectural drawings from Helen, Mt.

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

I fucking full up on these sunny days. I was promised rain

"That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files" -- Rep. Grijalva

I love this.

Praise. youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...

Interesting

The creation club pack with Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition just crashes over and over. Good times

We have been blessed with high resolution Robbit.

Gonna start a new campaign in Fallout 4 with the anniversary update. Time to side with someone other than The Minutemen.

The plot of the next Knives Out movie

Found them in the road yesterday, wings are shredded but keeps trying to fly away. Likes oranges.

Number 1 gift this holiday season.

DNC: We're going to fight to the very end to save healthcare for all Americans! GOP: Fine, nobody gets paid. DNC: No matter how bad it gets, we'll fight! GOP: Millions will starve. DNC: Do your worst, we won't give! GOP: We'll make your flights a bit late. DNC: We unconditionally surrender.

robocop: CRIME... DOES NOT SLEEP. SO NEITHER... SHOULD I. human cop: hey unrelated but i can't get this out of my head. anyone ever tell you you have incredibly pouty blowjob lips? robocop: YES.

If an employee is within 2 feet of you, that is common law marriage.

Just drove by them filming the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood tv show on the PCH. Brad Pitts stunt guy looked pretty fucking beat

Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"

The last of the Lost Planet fans spotted

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Booted up Fallout 4 again before the anniversary edition drops. It feels kinda weird going back. But I did join a settlement building FB groups and that’s been pretty fun

From 3am to 4am I am either very tired or very depressed. I don’t think folks are supposed to live like this.

Person who’s only ever seen the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs watching Prehistoric Planet: ”So none of them have a fucking job??”

This is wholly depressing. Scumbag shit, folk

you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one

I mean, I guess the only thing left on Cuomo’s calendar now is guesting on Newsom’s podcast.

JUST IN: Mamdani, a democratic socialist and state assemblymember, will make history as the first Muslim and South Asian person — as well as the youngest in over a century — to serve as New York City mayor.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue

I ask this every time I reach into the potato chip bag for another handful.

Jeff Bezos collected the Child Tax Credit last year because billionaires claim they don't make money by taking out loans against their wealth instead of actually spending it He collected the fucking Child Tax Credit Buy that whole foods sushi with SNAP

I need the Toyota spider chair. I need that Toyota Dr. Octopus from Spider-verse chair. I need that Toyota mean, green, walking machine chair.

Sat down for the 2000s Terror-thon!!! I’m hoping for some Dog Soldiers but I’m here for whatever!!!

Day 31 for our #31for31