quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap

I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.

8 years of marriage! Happy Anniversary to my way better half!

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll

Mom, can we get some Ed Harris from The Truman Show? No, we have some Ed Harris from The Truman Show at home. At home:

Y'all want a Yahoo?

Got some really good news today but also food poisoning. Perfectly balanced.

Government issued Meat+ coming to a recruiting office near you. Tastes like manifest destiny! tm

Who’s in NJ and has the guts to attend? Braver than I!

This is what I’d wear to the Met Gala

Pure Cinema

AI Slop to break your bones to

Whatever song is the BGM of the Gundam Wing flash game in the Toonami website.

Showing Vic some real cinema today. Rented from my local library!

My daughter: “Are skeletons real?” Me: “Well, you have one in your body but the ones that walk around by themselves are not real” My daughter: “Good, because… oof, tough crowd.”

Slightly diminish a book An Even Smaller Axe by Gary Paulsen

Resident Evil was sexy since day one!

My hero

My daughter’s school has a Glow Dance every year, and every year I leave it all on the dance floor! Look at me, super dead.

We things get tough, please remember Falco’s grave.

so cool how this guy got severe brain damage and it turned him MAGA

People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower

Climb every mountain. Kiss every doorbell.

The whole mentalist community has been shaken by these events. If you know a mentalist, please send them supportive thoughts

Texas tech now bans students from writing about LGBTQ issues in any form. Mentions of gender identity, orientation etc in textbooks must be skipped. Deafening silence so far from all the brave heterodox free speech absolutists www.erininthemorning.com/p/texas-tech...

Yes, I think the enormity of Elon Musk racking up Pol-Pot levels of mass killing is so hideous to contemplate that many people just….aren’t.

This is a dance off. If you see this repost a dance.

so happy that the hardwork, talent, and unique perspectives of Polygon's former employees were scraped to make $20 million for Vox Media 🥰🥰🥰 brands are a curse that turn human energy, love, and loyalty into capital for the worst people alive 🥰🤑🗡️🗡️🗡️

I learned today that there was a commercial for Final Fantasy Tactics Advance that was done in the style of a phone sex ad.

Text Book Editor: “Hey, how’s that eye cross-section coming along?” Anatomy artist: “Real fucking brutal, I’m on some Hellraiser/Junji Ito shit with this one!”

The Post Games 1-year anniversary is about a month away! One goal I'd love to hit is 500 reviews on Apple Podcast. If you like the show and have 60 seconds to spare, a short review would be a tremendous help. 🥰 (Thank you for amplifying my work for more folks to hear!)

Trying to draw a Pokémon from memory for my daughter

He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal @bransonreese.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bren...

Me, entering my own mind to find my big list of shit I don’t want to care about and slowly moving “Warhammer lore” higher and higher up the list like it’s fucking Top Gear.

Gorgeous

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill" - Ephesians 6:17

Finally playing Armored Core 6, and god damn it’s great. It brings me back to the PS2 days.

Don’t make me choose!

Elden Wing boss battle

Our amazing neighbor moved away. She was almost never home, amazing. She loved Mass Effect and yelling at our loud ass other neighbors, truly a real one.

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

Drew Davenport: Farm Chaperone

Someday I’ll figure out how the federal government keeps eating my fucking lunch during tax season

Love to see this one come back

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast