I prefer cherry coke. No discourse for me I guess.

Just housed a whole pork loin by myself. First grilled meat of the year. Delightful.

They should award 4 points for a buzzer beater from half court

Sacre bleu

Cruising down memory lane listening to an old live recording from my Nashville days. Those were good times. My parts were mostly played on the record by an older guy who mentored me a lot when I got to town. He died a year or two back. He was nuts but I miss that guy. He taught me so much. RIP Robby

In order to save bluesky half of us are gonna have to become Nazis since apparently the only way to grow/save a social media platform is with incredibly toxic arguing

If they had a ballroom the shooting never would have happened

Ugh. Learning music for an upcoming gig and I’m having a hell of a time figuring out the whacky stuff the steel player did on the recording. Embarrassing, since that player was me.

Thunder fans in the r/nba game thread are talking all sorts of obnoxious shit tonight. I didn’t have a dog in this hunt when the series began but now I’m sufficiently annoyed by OKC’s unethical basketball and their asshole fans online that I’m fully rooting for the Spurs.

If one day he starts saying Democants I’m going to walk into the ocean

I keep seeing articles about Debbie Wasserman Schultz with pictures of her in the thumbnail and suddenly I’m craving ramen soup

Uh oh my Instagram algorithm figured out I like the eagles

new conspiracy theory: Trump started the war to get out of going to his son's wedding

Last season, which NFL quarterback was… 2nd in EPA/db 3rd in QBR overall 2nd in QBR on 3rd down 3rd in DVOA

The information environment is our biggest problem by far and we won’t even start trying to fix it so long as people refuse to acknowledge it. Better messaging only helps if people hear it.

I'm getting really tired of the OKC Thunder.

I wanna do one of these where I say I was the guy beating capitol police with a flagpole just to see if they’re dumb enough to send me money

Charlie Kirk couldn’t get into heaven because of DEI I am allowed to make that joke now, it’s been long enough

Oops turned on the stereo in my office while I was on a boring call and only realized about 3 minutes into the first song that I was not on mute

So if everyone at the capitol on Jan 6 was Antifa or FBI how much money do they get from the new slush fund?

was just perusing my twitter archive, which I found today... guess I got this one half right

the world where the president can order multiple departments to ignore the law when it comes to himself and his extended family and partners is one where the next president can declare all of those people threats to national security and subject to extrajudicial action

Oh great now we’re getting Sheria Law

When he inevitably locks himself in his bunker the day he’s supposed to leave the White House, they should lock him in, cut off any internet access to the bunker, and let him die there once he runs out of food

Got a speeding ticket last year, so clearly the DOJ was weaponized against me. Where can I sign up for my million dollars from the settlement?

I don’t know why people think if they get mad enough at it AI will go away. I don’t love it either but like, let’s be real here.

Wow, basketball, very cool

The “taxation is theft” people are awfully quiet today.

I’m glad the person who took a shit on the floor in the capitol is gonna be a millionaire now

Of all the things that have happened in the political space recently, I think the commutation of Tina Peter’s’ sentence ranks near the top of my list of things that enrage me the most. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one.

Amazing watching Elon and his chud army crashing out over a black person being cast as a Greek character as if arguably the most famous Greek person right now isn’t a black man

In fairness, he was probably cooked either way as far as his remaining-in-the-senate prospects go. But so much for minimizing harm, because his vote on RFK sentenced a lot of innocent people to death. And I bet he hasn’t reflected much on that since, although he’ll have plenty of time for that now

Man the insta algorithm has lately been showing me a ton of content involving a guy I used to play with before my country music days. Dude was pretty much the second coming of Jimi Hendrix. Glad I get all these videos served up to me, I’m so proud to have been a part of it. I miss those days.

Elon Musk is going to buy Christopher Nolan and rename him Xtopher.

Checkmate, DoorDash

How does this man only get greedier the closer he gets to dying? Like what the fuck man how many golden toilets can one man even own? What else is left to buy?

For the first time since I bought this house 6 years ago, I did a small home improvement project (fixed a running toilet) that didn’t go hopelessly awry and ultimately require a professional to fix it. But, I wanted a midcentury modern home so I guess I have to take all that comes with that.

👀 <- those are Kash’s eyes when this story broke

Thanks in advance to the NFL for screwing up both my Thanksgiving and Christmas travel plans by getting cute with their schedule for Green Bay. Wednesday night football? Shut up. That’s stupid.

I can’t think of any player in any sport in any era less fun to watch than James Harden

Love to put in a full day of work, pass out for several hours because chemo sucks all the energy out of me, and wake up just in time to log back on for a long nighttime call with India. At least I was able to sneak in a quick trip to pick up chipotle.

Pennsylvania is home to a dizzying array of strange town names: Beaver Falls, Shartlesville, Virginville (everyone there knew you), Bird-In-Hand, Climax, Peach Bottom, Fertility, S.N.P.J. (Slovene National Benefit Society). But my favorite is the 20 minute trip from Blue Ball to Intercourse.

I remember when this guy got elected someone was like “progressives may love this guy now but just wait till they learn what a freak he is about Israel, they’re gonna be disappointed.” That person, if anything, undersold it.

Hahahaha

Ah. I see the problem now.

I’m glad we’re getting insane takes about food and picky eating again. Really takes me back. This is the shit I log on for

The Spurs are definitely the better team, but Minnesota is just scrappy enough to keep this interesting.

It’s almost like scotus wants the dems to blow it up once they’re back in power… or they simply think they can keep dems out forever. Both are as stupid as they think we are

It amazes me how stupid some of the people on Reddit are

Woof, I really wanted the Timberwolves to win this, but Wemby is just a friggin cheat code.