Day one of the Mamdani administration ends in scandal as “wife has shoes-Gate” rolls on with the revelation that the moderately priced shoes were on loan, moving her from being a snooty elitist hypocrite to the much greater scandal of being a disgusting poor

Asked to see the secret menu at McDonald's and Grimace showed me his weird dick

He’s slow blinking. Like a cat. Telling us how much he loves us

everything just has to stick in your craw now. you need a huge craw. i know it's pointless to say. i know! but it fucking sucks shit to see these preening clowns lavishing public funds on cruel vanity projects and Content while stuffing their pockets and crying about fraud and waste

My cat is getting between me and my work. Literally.

renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

"And I never say no" We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control. We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

on some level you have to stand in awe of the gall it takes to use this tone about someone people are angry at for suppressing a story about a concentration camp

Want to feel ancient? Their oldest kid is 15 now.

Who knew the War on Christmas was really the War, on Christmas

Getting closer and closer to the final solution

Got on the road early this morning. Passed a guy doing a sobriety check as soon as we got on the highway. Sounds about right for Wisconsin.

Hey everyone we can be as naughty as we want right now, Santa is too busy to update his list tonight

I put my gf’s gift in this box before I wrapped it. The look on her face when she opened it… so good

So I’m alone in my living room but debating putting on my cheese head

Trying to buy a military on tv

Not for nothing, ABC News is not pulling any punches talking about Trump

When I was a kid, cynics said "the president claims his war is about human rights but it's REALLY about controlling oil!". Now cynics are saying "the president claims his war is about controlling oil but it's REALLY about his own personal involvement in a mass child trafficking network!".

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Maybe we log on to social media for reasons other than combating the right

Still thinking about this. So much of online is being mean to people we don’t like. Even when they deserve it I still think the toxicity of the medium is a bit much for me at times. So don’t be surprised if I don’t have much to post for a while

The weird thing about online is, if someone says something you think is wrong you get to be as mean as possible to them in response, and no one calls you an asshole

It’s way too late in the season for us to have that one day where half the league’s best players get injured

I’d get distracted if I saw my crush in the audience too

We wear the crucifix to humbly affirm a core conviction: the righteousness of torturing the innocent. by Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt

If you were a particularly litigious six year old and you had a bone to pick with the NYT, you might tweet this

Chaos football

Sunday morning coffee is such a good weed magnifier

I’m what you’d call an “A list” musician here in Nashville, TN. What I do is under threat from AI, & it’s finally bridging a gap between us & indie musicians (that never should have existed). Marc Ribot and John Medehski have started a great new group to address this & we made a statement this week.

Hitler would be so fucked up if he ever met Stephen Miller

Hegseth should win a peace trophy too

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

Damn, RIP Steve Cropper

lol someone on Reddit posted this drawing and it’s shockingly accurate

of course he did

spotify wrapped? more like “spotify warped music and devalued labor while paying those who made the songs you love fractions of pennies,” thank you

What a piece of shit

Sometimes I wish I didn’t work at a big evil corporation. Between RTO and putting big brother software on our computers to track everything we do, I’m getting the sense they really hate their employees

Went to start my snowblower for the first time this year and it wouldn’t. Then my garage door snapped a cable and now it’s completely fucked. So I went out and got an electric shovel to help with the task at hand and when I was putting it together the handle smashed my dining room chandelier. Stupid

I came to the realization over the weekend that my dad isn’t ok anymore and he probably never will be. I still haven’t figured out how to process that.

Fuck Parkinson’s

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

PACKERS WIN

I guess I have something extra to be thankful for this year. Had a scan the other day, and it showed improvement from the previous one so after 2.5 years of it I’m finally getting a break from chemo for a few months

Damn it I ran out of work to do an hour before the workday ends