What a stupid day

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

One inch to the right and that bullet could have saved so so many lives

Days like today I think to myself, “on the plus side, I’ve got cancer”

Man, it really bugs me that everyone's yelling about nukes when Trump's already laid out what he's threatening to do - attack civilian infrastructure

People keep talking about impeachment but I honestly don’t think republicans would be willing to remove Trump even after dropping a nuke on Tehran. This shit is so bleak.

The civilization that dies tonight is ours. What we’re doing is not civilized. I don’t even know what else to say. Not good news to wake up to.

I hope none of the astronauts accidentally teleport to Waffle House while they’re up there, it would suck to miss out on all the cool moon stuff

Disrespectful to Kobe

When he’s gone the country can take the rest of them but Stephen Miller belongs to us

I don’t have anything new to add here beyond the fact that I, along with the rest of your TL, think this is the dumbest tweet anyone’s posted here today. Game theory ass thread

I feel like I need to write up an etiquette guide for interacting with cover bands when you’re at the bar. People need it.

Fun fact, there is no crash cymbal at any point during the song One Headlight. I remember putting this on once when my dad was here and he was like “this guy sounds like he’s really into Bob Dylan.”

So this Walter Reed thing started with the Krassensteins. You need to stop letting yourself be tricked by the Krassensteins. That's humiliating

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

Turns out if you take several months off of playing your guitar there can be consequences

Wow even Jesus couldn’t get in

Wish I had one of those jobs you didn’t have to go to every day

They’re back!

It’s really hard to decide who the biggest piece of shit in Trump’s cabinet is. As a human, I think Hegseth has to be the worst, especially because he’s so incredibly stupid. RFK isn’t far behind though.

Just found this cool pic from a recent show. I’ve been unable to gig for a couple months now so I’m kind of excited to get back on the horse this month, starting tomorrow. Hope I still remember how to play…

Any other president who would make his personal lawyer AG, even in an interim capacity, would be summarily impeached

I really hate this man

I’d be feeling so weird if I was one of those astronauts in the rocket right now

Finally done with work. Grew up with my dad listening to this one a lot. Brings me back.

Get a couch in there and we’ll get a visit from the VP too

The first time I played the Grand Ole Opry show was April 1, so I posted on Facebook about it and nobody believed me until I posted a pic from backstage later that night

Too much news today btw

trans rights is a "wedge" issue in the sense that if you have an issue with trans rights I will "wedge" you into a crevasse in a mountain and leave you there

This is what they said about W…. after we got attacked by terrorists he did not keep anyone safe from. I can’t believe we’re doing ALL of this over again.

A couple of deer have moved into the neighborhood, and my backyard has become one of their favorite meeting places. The cats are nonplussed but I think it’s pretty cool

That was a long ass morning and now I’m kinda exhausted. Time to bring out the big guns - one of the rarest albums in my collection. If you’ve never heard of this one, imagine Freddie Mercury, Paul McCartney, and Brian Wilson had a lovechild and it started a band in the early 90s. Perfect power pop.

this trans day of visibility I would like to say that I love my trans friends and I hate the people who seek to hurt you with every fiber of my being

Starting back on chemo today. Bleh.

You there my love?

Catching up on the vinyl for the last couple days. Branching out a little with some stuff I haven’t listened to in a good while

"president trump with a historic masterclass"

The courageous men of the 82nd Airborne will be honored to make the ultimate sacrifice so Trump’s friends can win bets on when they die. by Marc Thiessen

Oh my god what did I just see

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Holy cats that’s a lot of people

Bruce Springsteen performs "Streets of Minneapolis" at the #NoKings rally in St. Paul. Video by Neal Justin.

Did this little one-two punch this morning. Linda Ronstadt was such a boss. Holy cow. Every single time I spin this album I realize I need to go way deeper on her catalog because I don’t know it nearly well enough.

This is why I have so much vinyl

Vince Lombardi was a loud, vocal anti-racist and anti-homophobe. He was everything Trump wasn't.

There isn’t a hell hot enough

yeah i separate art from the artist. i put the harry potter books in the recycling and jk rowling in the trash.

Now playing: Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream