*complains about no achievement for beating blue stake difficulty in balatro* *does one game with the plasma deck* "Touche."

The simulation is fucking leaking entropy again.

Just blew out several brain cells worth of dissociative amnesia trying to remember Sawako Nakayasu's name while remembering poets.

IDK how to tell you this but being nice to a handful of conventionally attractive sex workers during a deep recession does not equate to universal leftist in-group acceptance.

Former coworker that always made double what I made and has a lot more assets keeps trying to get people to whistle blow for him like nty coward gambit your own life if you wanna play both sides of the MIC jerk off game so hard.

I have little interest lately and probs for the foreseeable future in interacting with anyone that isn't poet, dancer, alien or cyborg.

About to once again participate in one of those "you'll know if you're schizophrenic or involuntarily cybernetic real fast this time" social experiments. Plug and pray.

*sees you can unstake solana on coinbase now immediately for a fee* I told y'all proof of history was bullshit lol.

As callous as this sounds; now that my abusive ex's kid is old enough to have the kind of formative memories make sense that would make a teen girl ditch on custody weekends, I hope the stalky trashfire piece of shit keeps my name out his mouth for once in his life. </vent>

I need to figure out if this is still happening before making this year's holiday plans coz I feel like I could have missed an entire world of bullshit if I had gone in 2023 and talked to someone ripadip.

OH: Its politically more useful to get stoned and watch The Battle of Algiers than it is to scroll twitter.

the thing that twists me up inside is that this is actually one of the better use cases for gpt. the one friend in the group chat who is synthesizing everyone’s input into an actionable plan for the evening and will maybe sometimes try to convince derrick to drink household cleaners

Team Lead: I want you to think about how AI integrates into your workflow. Me, ADHD: Bet.

If your company can't survive without semi-regular piles of dead schizophrenics showing up; maybe you shouldn't have your own company anymore.

Please sell your computer if you think LLMs will go emergent in our lifetime.

The claim “parachutes prevent death” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that parachute use while skydiving does not cause death.

Me: I dipped on the all hands near the end I didnt really need to listen to a fashion discussion. Team Member: Like dissociated or... Me: No like left; good guess tho I disassociate like a mf tho! Must be an industry thing.

Today is a pretty good reminder of why No Kings and such is so off-putting to me: it's because liberals have learned so little, and so many of them think this is simply a path "back to normal." and any attempt at showing them the deep rot of their political beliefs ends in "fuck you commie"

I have a hard time thinking we make it to UBI without GenAI with the level of automated luxury most westerners are used to. But I have a hard time believing we'd use GenAI to get to UBI the way Americans develop this shit.

A couple of extremely well dressed people no one knew showed up to my best friend's wake and claimed to be time travelers. I'm psure one of them was my birth dad in retrospect (we'd met one time before but I'm faceblind af when stressed).

Got tricked into watching a Mori Calliope stream while coming down from work and now I can't say "I have no idea what this vtuber shit is."

I'm excited to announce the launch of UTLectures.org, a solution to a problem I experienced firsthand: discovering academic lectures and seminars at the University of Texas at Austin. #UTAustin #Austin #FreeLectures #UniversityOfTexas #AustinEvents

"All of the cyborgs from this region developed bulimia nervosa due to one quants dude having a specific hardon" and other sentences I've left out of e-mails I probably should have never sent.

There's something in the way you people smell; like you've got no soul at all.

Always heavily document your external forces induced mental breakdowns, especially if cybernetic. You never know where you'll find some lawsuit gold and/or speculative fiction material.

Do you want to hear me talk for a bit about the forthcoming Soft Pink Truth album from our basement studio? Your wish is granted! www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmJW...

I'm unnerved by how good these are.

FINALLY—HYPERPROTESTANTISM

I'm not trying to live with my resentments; I'm just trying to remember I grew them for a reason.

You ever just send someone the most deranged rumor you've heard about them because "this cursed info needs to live somewhere other than my dome?"

tfw you can speak schizo but would prefer to not live there.

and your smell makes me cry and this shirt smells of you, so I hold it to my face and I sleep with it 'cause without you, I'd cease to exist

Every non-linear iteration on the data set increases accuracy. Linear? Not so much. Here's to misappropriating spiralism.

It is again time to tap the sign.

AFK attempting yet another mothman summoning ritual.

Always and never.

Going to nonchalantly mumble "but his emails" in the face of any complaints of hunger.

My EM uses "this makes me want to die in space" to communicate "this is dumb af" and I think this is beautiful.

Looking for a job! 🕸️ extremely experienced in TypeScript/React/Node/Next ⛓️ seasoned Solidity smart contract dev 🔥 former CTO of a YC startup 📊 fluent in SQL, also great at Mongo 💪🏻 actively coding since an 8 y/o in the 90s

Its 20fucking25; stop pariahing people for having HIV.

How am I supposed to even begin to process the words,”Charli XCX featuring John Cale”

"Your body produces a lot of electricity woah I can feel it." Yeah lol.

*stares off into the distance*

Gurl I don't need closure, I need a regulated nervous system.

Good therapy session this morning.