I keep myself amused.

I would like to thank both the Judeo-Christian Yaweh and the simulation masters for finally restoring my ability to do basic algebra.

One side, "AI 2027" is led by a bunch of privileged white people working at the companies causing the other side (AI con/Empire of AI). One side, the "AI is gonna be so powerful if you don't let US be the AGI builders" is making money from stealing data, killing the environment & exploiting labor.

Somehow I think I came out of that goreshit set with more sanity points than I went in with.

TIL about Osu! O___O.

Doing mental inventory and realizing I kinda never got one g_ddamned moment to myself from 2022 to IDK a couple of months ago so maybe the inclination to recluse is natural here and I should stop beating myself up for being on my ascetic scholar in autoheal mode shit.

"Wizard fireballs."

Going to charge newcomers to ATX $18.95 for this "elevated pairing".

We're already off to a real "do I want to take shrooms and finally play Oblivion instead of dealing with how much shit can go wrong" kind of month.

IDK how to explain it to people that didn't grow up in TX, but being a leftist in Austin feels like being in constant competition against all the other GT kids that realized "something is very wrong" but with a side of "my vision of what is very wrong in this state clearly is superior than yours."

Whenever I feel bad about the course my life has taken I remember I have an ex that is visible in a Pitchfork Fest video of a midday Cold Cave performance looking enthusiastic as all hell to be there and as low as it might get for me; it'll never get *that* low.

Had maple syrup on a smashburger and ong I'ma figure out how to make a vegan paleo replicate of this nightmare as a meme.

NGL some days I suspect I'd be saner if I'd never figured out who had been stalking me since 2017. (Its whatever now just wow.)

We are on day two of October and much like last October this month is already testing my ass with its troll shit.

Attention economy is rapidly becoming the most precious resource.

have you been a victim of the time wars? you may be entitled to multiple hours of compensation.

American Eagle was dragged into an online outrage cycle after conservative media figures claimed that liberals were offended by the clothing company's ads featuring Sydney Sweeney and a denim-themed pun about her "great jeans." We checked the data. That wasn't true. openmeasures.io/american-eag...

Burning shitcoin wallets before the all hands, like ya do.

Anyone able to confirm this is worth a read?

I'll exit survival mode when happy hardcore makes a comeback.

Okay what level of simulation break was "Dolls Kill x ICP collab?"

i'm going to the ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... 小红书‼️

generative ai is simply an apparition of the ad tech surveillance systems that create and sustain it

How I'm feelin'.

"UBI won't work under capitalism." Bro is anything?

the economy is doing so good 3000 people don't even have to work anymore

Hell consists of going to a six act minimal wave set every night where each act is just a cishet looking coupling and then man is on the microkorg.

Ashley Biden confirmed fake gamer girl.

TIL Lipton does hard tea and something about this offends my delicate aesthetic sensibilities.

Team lead gritting his teeth as he says "but we no longer have a QA team" giving me life.

When this blows it is going to reshape the entire course of history and our job is to be the tide that sweeps away fascism and replaces it with socialism Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

The catholic church by the house is having some kind of event that involves people leaving with boba and street fair type food and I'm about to go let them know I'm a huge fan of the religion.

Chicago finally looks like everyone's parents imagine it: gangs of violent young men with guns roaming the streets, literally looking for trouble.

Reviews really don't have to be longer than this, and it really helps out the devs of your favorite games! ❤️

especially with everything happening lately, its good to remember to slow down and practice mindfulness. 🖤

Rereading Anti-Oedipus got me in a mooood.

Talking to other people that have had multiple failed moves out of Austin like "you ever think its just a spawn point issue?"

Me: I'm still not feeling up to being around people but I don't want to flake on my friend again and... Friend: My car is totaled. Me: Not like that, universe.

fifty years after the second nuremberg trials there are gonna be kids going into their grandfathers basement and finding these in carefully hidden display cases

Okay but what if we tried a cyberspiritualist movement that both had good aesthetics and didn't end in potshots about BMI?

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Make sure you sell the advertising rights for your funeral when you’re alive. Don’t let your loved ones rake in the cash, it’s your day

Every time I go out is a new fun adventure in finding out some people still think I died in Chicago/Michigan/Houston/hey uh ATX how many times did I die to you people?

I'm psure the years 2013-2023 have been thoroughly yeeted from my memory and I constantly feel awkward af about it.

lol I saw a person wearing one of my Furby shirts during The Armed’s set at Levitation Fest If that was you lol what’s up congrats

Oops I dealt with my feelings on prometheus overhauling with an entire bottle of soju.

I promise this will be a swing and a miss but at least I tried and that's the real problem.

I might start going out again next month now that I think /most/ of the gossip mill around my best friend's death is starting to calm down a bit. Its still weird running into mutuals but the times its happened at shows have felt real understanding (even if I'm super non-verbal atm).

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