YES!

“Salute to America Immediate Evacuation” is an instant classic.

Happier news: I thought I accidentally threw this print away and I found out while reorganizing my office

Cool new thing that developed during the "away time": fireworks give me panic attacks 🫠

Anyone know of good mini shikishi frames? The thought of FOUR framed Archer pics on my desk is very very funny

"who would win in a fight!!!!!!" debaters are never willing to humor the interesting narrative questions like "what if Goku had really bad stomach problems and had to shit or something," the way Toriyama himself was constantly doing, which is why he was a genius and they aren't

Strengths: making to-do list Weaknesses: doing to-do list

It's wild to think there was only 24 episodes of Jackass

Protestants getting rid of transsubstantiation:

I love how often Junichi Suwabe plays “grown man that beefs with a child” #witchhatatelier #wha #jjk #fatestaynight #frierenveyondjourneysend #irumakun

I hate when I complain about the heat and someone says "aren't you from Texas?" uh yeah, that's how I know it fucking sucks. i'm an expert

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

ok this one got me

Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

i'd like to present my argument against digital-only

If you told me in 2001 that Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass team would become role models for positive masculinity in 2026... Anyway. Dudes Rock!

Wanted to capture the full exchange

The venn diagram of "SSPX Opus Dei" and "lovers of Luce, the Vatican's first mascot" is two circles and Jesus has clearly given his mandate to one of them

Bubble tea but it's gnocchi floating in mulled wine

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in

[Chanting] SCHISM SCHISM SCHISM SCHISM

LRP: a local coffee spot used to have the cold brew coffee lemonade drink and it was my favorite I think I will make a batch next week

It's once again time for me to extol the virtues of the "Laura Palmer," a refreshing blend of lemonade and cold brew coffee. In all my travels I have yet to find a better beverage for a hot summer morning. It's also the best method I have personally found for accidentally consuming 400mg of caffeine

"avoiding heatstroke in the baptism tent" sounds like the name of a fall out boy song circa 2006

america has a fun shortage and it's important we talk about it (decline in third spaces, etc etc)

My biggest pet peeve is that there's a ton of scam websites that are "Free QR Code Generator"s then the QR code stops working after a few days and then redirects you to ask you to PAY to re-activate it. I made a page on website for making ACTUALLY FREE QR Codes. Enjoy. konig.games/QRCodes/ #QRCodes

The first American Pope leads to the first anti-Pope in ages. The anti-Pope also being American. It is the sort of American exceptionalism you would only find in a 1990s thriller.

Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC

You can’t own anything physical anymore, everything is digital, you can’t own anything digital now, storage is too expensive, you cant stream anything because they took it off the service once their parent company got bought out, you can’t get a McFlurry because the machine is broken

🚨 HUGE ongoing surge of ICE arrests, with ICE directing 80% of all officers to go out into the field and round people up, aiming to hit 2,000 arrests a day; which would be more than during the Minneapolis surge. This may be why the nun in Texas got briefly picked up. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/u...

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The use of the word “eliminate” in this context should really freak out more than just those of us he’s seeking to remove, to be honest. This should be a red flag so big that it’s visible from space.

"He’s bypassing barricades, crushing fences, lying on roads and bashing into at least one parked car." “He’s broken fences, he’s harassing people’s cars ....” There is a 1-tonne seal, named Neil, that is the deliverer of chaos and destruction to Tasmania. An excellent character.

I love when humans respect animals

LRP: if I'm gone again that's likely why

This will get worse if KOSA and the KIDS Act pass. Go yell at your reps

Watching a basket of tater tots kick ass at mahjong

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed in an interview that no minions have worked with Hitler because they were frozen "in that cave."

in tagalog, instead of saying “whatever happens happens” we say “bahala na si batman” which loosely translates to “let batman handle it” and i think that’s beautiful

I remember how to mahjong

Ooops in love with the tiny e-reader (I say having a perfectly good if slow e-reader and hundreds of books)