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Hey Y'all. It's that time of year again. Where I get all personal on social media and talk about some issues I have. If you're just here for the goofs, now's your chance to not read any further. For those of you ready to delve in...

This is an SNL bit. You wouldn't have to change anything.

What are they doing?

The closest Trump gets to Teddy is how much his Presidency tries to suck in the ways McKinley's Presidency did.

same guy

Libs: You have to support the democratic nominee even if they weren't your first choice. This is the most important election of our lifetime and democracy is on the line so stop expecting perfection and vote against the fascists. Libs when someone to reagan's left wins a primary:

"Hey, remember when actions had consequences? Crazy times."

lol does this article really not mention that Clarence Thomas was in house counsel for Monsanto, the Roundup manufacturer?

Trump Officials: "We are gutter racists who believe non-white people are racially inferior to whites. We have said publicly that non-white immigrants dilute the racial purity of our nation and thus we do not want non-white immigrants here. This is *entirely* about race." Sam Alito: "But *is* it?"

The way to flummox Trump isn’t to confront his bullshit with reality, which he doesn’t care about. It’s to confront his bullshit with his OTHER bullshit.

i have been obsessed with this for years. allowing manufacturers to sell direct to consumers would be good for consumers and also destroying the car dealership would be an existential crisis for republicans

Midlife crisis?

For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors. Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power.

sigh, I miss home

Palantir CEO Alex Karp: You look at American performance in Iran, which was been thanks to the bravery of Americans and I would like to believe our tech, very few losses on our side, very precise, very controlled." (The US blew up an elementary school .. )

We only rate dogs. This is a whirlpool. Please don't get too close. It is quite powerful. Still 13/10 (IG: goldenbabybasil)

WWE's Danhausen makes a list demands for Mayor of New York City Zohran Mamdani following his uncursing of the New York Knicks 😂

what right wingers mean when they say immigrant

Never forget the liars who told you and told you that Democratic Socialism would never work. The people that brought you Trump’s pedocracy did everything they could to stop Mamdani.

republicans left the city en masse and you will absolutely believe what happened next

Here's your reminder of what that moment was:

Today’s the big day 🤘💀💜

It is a bailout without a bailout. And the government will be left holding an empty sack while Elon becomes a trillionaire.

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I will just put my name on the Eternal Flame. The More Eternal Flame. The Eternal-er Flamest. Add some gold plating.

This is a fun read and as a lens it helps identify lots of symptoms of the larger social issues. The problem is that there is so much junk on the internet there is no way to learn from any of this.

They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.

Nobody who is remotely acquainted with the federal budget would say something this ridiculous. It’s the free-lunch fantasy that you can balance the books by targeting “waste & fraud” rather than making hard choices that will be politically unpopular.

i have no evidence of this but remain convinced that answering this question with conviction is more appealing to more voters, including those who tell pollsters they disagree, than trying to thread any number of needles to find the maximally acceptable answer

TRUMP: *Delirious stream of consciousnesses wall of text* NYT:

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It is neat how Trump being so obviously criminal and so obviously mentally incapable of performing the office of the President has entirely destroyed the concept of checks and balances. He should be removed. He isn't. So much for that.

So the magic does everything machine still requires people who know what they are doing or it burns money at an alarming rate.

I vastly prefer the Hobbit to the Lord of the Rings. Not just the brevity which still captures numerous road trip stops, but the prose are better, especially when they are being funnier.

good now they should file for a piece of that “government weaponization” slush fund i keep hearing so much about

A story about KY GOP Senate nominee Andy Barr: In 2019 he got mad at AOC and demanded she come to his district to visit a coal mine. She said yes, which he didn't expect, so he withdrew the invitation. Then it turned out there were no working coal mines in his district. Because he's an idiot. 1/3

I will not feel the war is complete until all condiments from peanut butter to mustard is packed in tubs. So that the containers can be easily spatula'd of the last remnants of the contents before given to the dog to lick clean and then thrown in the recycling bin.

My favorite detail is the recommendation that Putin's people throw the Z-ers, those most feral and thoughtlessly supportive of the invasion, under the bus as treasonous instigators of strife. WILD. But I guess violently turning on your most ardent supporters is, like... Russian tradition.

We are hip deep in the, "WAR IS PEACE" Phase of things.

when u tax the rich

The relevant portion of the Jason Collins discussion

Hear, hear!