Forgot to eat brekky and my hands are so shaky with the tweezers today 😭 my job shouldn't be this hard I should get paid to lounge around unclothed

thank you Sinéad for the pants & thank you mystery girl for the thong 🙏🏼

Like if your game has a little puzzle in it but I can brute force my way thru it? Hah, do you think I know how to hack terminals in fallout? Those puzzles in system shock?? Ok ngl I had to stop that game, I dont get it. Don't even show me a timer, either, you smarmy fucks

One thing about me, is I have the innate regulatory function of one of those labrats they make get addicted to molly water for science

Catgirl Columbo i say nyah, Ohio. daddy hit me with the rust belt tit for tat slam that vodka back. english lads pop off kiss a homie bangers and smash currency devaluation. soros my man keyblade in hand banish thatcher back to her homeland. blair witch project stop his god pazuzu fuck them labubus

long day at filthy slut enterprises but we got a lotta gay stuff done

Help my friend plz & thank you!!!

Everyone is Sad And Having. A hard time And Now they have to deAl with ME

Face + scent

Lady who spit on the train is my new best friend now. Imprinting on her like a baby duck

de👏🏻mon👏🏻core👏🏻. De👏🏻Mon👏🏻Core👏🏻. De👏🏻Mon👏🏻Core👏🏻! DE👏🏻MON👏🏻CORE👏🏻! DE👏🏻MON👏🏻CORE👏🏻!! DE👏🏻MON👏🏻CORE👏🏻!!!

I've been a really good dog, can I come inside? Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride? I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight! You know I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bite!

Shot day for @bansheebree.bsky.social🪢 😙💉💦

New Danny Brown so good. I love him

got a photographic memory but each picture's of your face

I just think manipulative women are so hot don't you agree??

Add song to your "Drunk Driving" playlist

I listen to lil peep talk about ODing & I just wanna get zooted

she wants you to come dance at ortilebs

The feminine urge to drink all your blood

girls with swords repost if u agree

mac n cheese to celebrate a successful feature 😋 my 3 beautiful gfs came out to let me read to them and get us wishbone after

too hot for this “work fun” meeting

leashed wolfgirl learing over you and drooling through her muzzle

Giorno Del Torno's Frankenstanken

been lounging around with Juicebox all day, wearing her clothes & watching yuri and it kinda fixed my soul a bit 🥴

Suffering is my favorite teacher & I strive to be a lifelong learner

once again asking for support, since my savings got decimated by moving costs 🫠 please check out and share my work! also you can use code “spookyseason” for 15% off through halloween!!! warmleatherette.com

Rookie vampire hunter gf x Barely able to contain her bloodlust vampire gf

Brain: random compliment? That person is just trying to get smth from you Also brain: comfort from someone you trust bcos you said you're having a hard time? Ppl just trying to help u feel better cos you made them uneasy

Ill stop listening. To Frailty when. It stops Feeling Like This

I think I finally have a good 3-4 day window where I can afford to feel depressed rn so I'm gonna carpe this mf diem and have my little episode

she just changed the set. pleaseclap

sometimes you get to watch your besties girl deadlift fuckin 420 lbs at the skate park

Still cannot believe I got to see DjRecode and Tracey brakes this weekend 😫🫠💀

She just showed up to the function like this and I had to be normal

Do you like girls with a little open wound over their heart? One she can dig her thumb into, one she can feel every time she hugs a plushie

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the world is tryina take ur Pretty ass away from me

good morning, Kenopsia empire

Let me be your robot girlfriend 🫣

Let's manifest something. I need to be creative. My mental health has been in the toilet for months. My biggest lift was the street photography I did Labor Day weekend. If you're in the greater Philadelphia area (Philly/South NJ), and want a FREE editorial or street photo shoot, DM this lady.

been having some of my subs let me know every time they get worked up so I know to humiliate them later and it's been pretty fuckin funny

it evil woman Wednesday

I haven't hugged my fiance in almost a week and I'm Fucking!!! Losing it!!!

yuri 🌸💜💙

i need to say one mean thing every day or else i die

if i don't smoke with trannies with the sound of muffled hyperpop as ambience soon i might die

So like imagine my shock and dismay when like 10 years later they have the same guy play the fish from shape of water and it's like finally I'm going to see them m-preg my boy and then Gill del toro LETS ME DOWN AGAIN