afters in the same subway set where neo fought smith in the first matrix, same pale green lighting and there are actors fighting with a guy holding a strobe 🔥 a train goes by on a projector wall once every 5 minutes

our government needs more yuri in it

me at the function youtu.be/uIR8RtI9kaw

no really they are selling garlic bread licked by gars i promise

ich spreche nur ein bischen deutsch es ist sehr kaputt, tho my vocab is *totally* gone lol i did not keep it up after college and studying abroad i learned to love beer in düsseldorf and got the nickname "two-beer x" i bet i could get by in a club on drugs tho 😎

damn i wish i were here 🤩 [flashy strobes] youtu.be/u5QGNgeh_dM

yaaay cuff thingy acquired :) happy to have a snap button dealio in a color i like

maybe i should take creatine

what do y'all use for a basic face moisturizer / not oily lotion thing? I had a basic skin care routine for a while but it was some expensive-ass retinol alternative thing by andalou. I bought some other version of it that's a "night repair cream" and I don't think shit's workin well for me

happy Saturday 🥰

I think my boobs would go crazy on some 80mg/day domp i just am gonna figure out my next job first for pumping logistics in case that would be a nightmare, but FUCK maybe that's just making excuses 😤 am I holding me back??? AAAAAAA

pls help a trans woman stay housed 💜

good boys 🇵🇸 youtu.be/r8DCXla898s

cofy quest now, bangs trim later, no bra today 😌

realizing my quality of life could drastically improve if i got back in the habit of warming and softening a stroopwafel over a hot cup of tea in the morning. it's foreplay for breakfast

met the handsomest lad today c:

🐜🐜🐜🎶 ☝️ my favorite band, The Black Ants

if u use alt text u get eevee points

abbreviating good afternoon to g'oon on teams

yo

dolly cartin'

she's not just a pretty butthole

today im documenting all the things work will need to outsource after my last day, and also my ass which they will not be able to replace 😌🙏

for the girls whose surgeons dont offer forms to try on or simulators: the rice test is where u pour some rice into cut up pantyhose and stuff it into ur bra to get an idea of how many ccs you want. instructions here www.ricetest.com/rice-test-br...

holy fucking papercut batman 😩

oops thought it was wednesday for too much of today 😩

yeah shes cute. but do she got the

for my eulogy (im doing good dw lol) i think it would be funny to have the loudest 160+ bpm kick bass hardcore tracks going and the eugoogalizer doesn't even get a mic to compete over and has a powerpoint with a long stick and has to gesture and scream to the best of their ability for the first act

be so agp ur your own problematic chaser ✨ would u still 👉👈 Fwuk me if penis??? 🥴😇 girl yes constantly

it's real weird keeping it a secret among co-workers that they're letting me go under the misrepresentation of accepting my Nov resignation that boss and team and I worked past before end of Nov., only to have ⏫leadership reassess their equipment lease. It's getting in the open tomorrow at least.

my dick is in another castle v_v 🔥 🐢 🪓 🍄 ➖➖➖

posting my dick in the morning if I sleep okay bless up

be so agp ur your own problematic chaser ✨ would u still 👉👈 Fwuk me if penis??? 🥴😇 girl yes constantly

vampire futch who hands you a thorny rose and gives u a wink and a smirk

showed the girls my big knife and old ghillie suits in the halo yaoi chat 🥴

becoming such a stubborn modern technophile resister that my cock suddenly grows a slide-out physical keyboard out of evolutionary necessity to get the serotonin i need just gotta be patient

dumping free and clear detergent on me, could turn me into a clear free use goo girl 🤞

love a gust you can see

nuzzles ur eyestalk sexily

hows rent in the abyssal zone?

watched the lighthouse last night and the part where green goblin farts is so good

when u spill ur box of spaghetti!!

hell yessss I got my .5mL syringe bodies in!! smol 🤏 (Air-tite MinimLl sku: MINI05) ~$43/100pk will report back in a week when i try em 🫡

sleeveless panties

listening to MADGRRL

thanks a million to any of y’all who have sent something my way 💕♥️ definitely helping give me some peace of mind!!! <333

Hey! Im still struggling to stay afloat due to the big financial hit from recovery. My 2nd surgery is postponed until I can afford it. Right now Im behind on a couple bills and low on food money. Please help! Venmo: @moiramarrow Cashapp: $WretchedGirl gofund.me/5469d9d9d

Born to Bubbles forced to Buttercup

sketching kisses

chickens shouldnt say "bock bock b'gock". thats our word